Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
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Hopefully Cobra doesn't hit the gas can next.
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My favourite story of solvent abuse involves an American Dr. visiting Northern Ireland. She made a video blog of her journey, and one day was wandering through a graveyard and came upon some local junkies huffing workman's glue out of a bag.

The conversation is pretty funny, one of them says "yous Americans love maccies don't yous, yous cunts yous". She gets some selfies and leaves.

After posting the video one of the men in it dies as a result of huffing glue. There's comments asking her to take down the video, and all the responses are "he couldn't handle his gear".

It's alright though, Josh had five cans in a day so it can't kill him.

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Ahaha someone did a mural of the guy who died
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Mr E. Grifter said:
My favourite story of solvent abuse involves an American Dr. visiting Northern Ireland. She made a video blog of her journey, and one day was wandering through a graveyard and came upon some local junkies huffing workman's glue out of a bag.

The conversation is pretty funny, one of them says "yous Americans love maccies don't yous, yous cunts yous". She gets some selfies and leaves.

After posting the video one of the men in it dies as a result of huffing glue. There's comments asking her to take down the video, and all the responses are "he couldn't handle his gear".

It's alright though, Josh had five cans in a day so it can't kill him.

Dr Dots adventure

Ahaha someone did a mural of the guy who died
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At least he didn't have to go far to be buried
 
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Live and boring. Seems pouty and ebeggy. Previewed a garbage song from his new album though.

Edit: already buffering and down.
 
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Pascal's Wagie said:
Battlefield Earth. Battlefield Wyoming. Bogglefield Casper... etc. etc.
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My trolls really are crap lousy youtube. I was the top boglim, groomed to be a gothic wizard, instead I'm stuck in this crap lousy loop GODDAMNIT!!! A hot alien girlfriend is a want not a need. Fuck L Ron Hubbard, I hate sickos more than I love profits that's the truth of it toobz.
we all know cobies has his forbidden 5, but would he smash that alien box ? A true question of our times.
 
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Bogliacci said:
What's his best loop? For me it's probably they took away the double down, but that might also be because it's the most recent of what I would consider his best.
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I like the soap adverts, how he loops the intro over and over again. Plus you can see chat getting worse each time, saying tactical soap causes anus cancer and aids etc, but our boy just ploughs on. "I have seen hot of age goth chicks say "oh thats Saunders, he smells GOOOOD!". I must have heard that 100 times now, half of them looped.
 
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This is what Cobra sees when he buys some tactical soap
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Do you think he realizes his code is only worth 2% off now? Same thing happening here that happened with wendy's lmao, just keep cutting his percentage/hours until its nothing instead of canning him lmao. He'll still make obscene orders and use his code thinking he's getting a deal.

I wonder how long it took them to realize he's the only one who ever used the code?
 
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Bogliacci said:
Do you think he realizes his code is only worth 2% off now?
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He had to contact Grondyke because his code stopped working entirely not too long ago. That's probably what they agreed upon so he'd stop bugging them and Cobra is just in denial about it. I'm starting to think that perhaps the incel soap business isn't as lucrative as we might think.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
He had to contact Grondyke because his code stopped working entirely not too long ago. That's probably what they agreed upon so he'd stop bugging them and Cobra is just in denial about it. I'm starting to think that perhaps the incel soap business isn't as lucrative as we might think.
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It's honestly insulting to shill a 2% off affiliate code imo
 
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