Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

jackie can't be a real person. a conspiracy pill slipped into my coffee at some point and i just cannot believe she's an actual human being and not a deephoax perfectly designed to embarrass the fuck out of fatrick.
Whoever created this super long con that would pretend to accidentally come by Fatrick and make this alliance that would embarrass him and eventually reveal how retarded he is, well done
 
Breaking news from Milwaukee...
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A thief has stolen $10k worth of fryers and freezers from the Estabrook Park Biergarten, a known haunt of Patrick S Tomlinson and Niki Robinson, who live nearby.
As the financial situation at 2611 N Oakland Ave deteriorates, it appears that Pat is looking to boost he' basemen' bid-nezz, nowhutI'sayin?

(archive) https://www.wisn.com/article/thousa...olen-milwaukee-beer-garden-estabrook/45367265

How do you waltz into a wide-open park and make off with a bunch of large commercial kitchen equipment? It could only be done under the cover of fatness.
 
How do you waltz into a wide-open park and make off with a bunch of large commercial kitchen equipment? It could only be done under the cover of fatness.
It's Halloween season in Milwaukee. Lots of pumpkin headed men ducking through the alleys to escape their crimes.
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jackie can't be a real person. a conspiracy pill slipped into my coffee at some point and i just cannot believe she's an actual human being and not a deephoax perfectly designed to embarrass the fuck out of fatrick.
She's not a person, she's half pajeet, half fat, and half sender of nudes to teenagers. I know that adds up to more than one but have you seen how fat she is?
 
Breaking news from Milwaukee...
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A thief has stolen $10k worth of fryers and freezers from the Estabrook Park Biergarten, a known haunt of Patrick S Tomlinson and Niki Robinson, who live nearby.
As the financial situation at 2611 N Oakland Ave deteriorates, it appears that Pat is looking to boost he' basemen' bid-nezz, nowhutI'sayin?

(archive) https://www.wisn.com/article/thousa...olen-milwaukee-beer-garden-estabrook/45367265

How do you waltz into a wide-open park and make off with a bunch of large commercial kitchen equipment? It could only be done under the cover of fatness.
He's probably trying to expand the Niggeroni business in time for Oktoberfest so he can earn money to pay the rest of what he owes to Quasi.
 
How long til someone reviews the beef wellington?
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Oh Jesus everytime I just start to forget about the horror that was Rick's "Beef Wellington" and I use the term extremely loosely, one of you fuckers reposts it and once again puts me off the very idea of what used to be one of my favorite steak and pastry meal choices.
Rick's crimes against culinary arts are many and horrific, from the niggeroni to pastry, the man has no conscience.
You'd think someone so FAT would at least make sure their food is edible.
Dogs would probably turn their snoots up if offered Pats idea of "food."
 
How long til someone reviews the beef wellington?


I can't believe you made me look at that thing with my poor, innocent eyes. Why would you do that to me?

Oh Jesus everytime I just start to forget about the horror that was Rick's "Beef Wellington" and I use the term extremely loosely, one of you fuckers reposts it and once again puts me off the very idea of what used to be one of my favorite steak and pastry meal choices.
I'm the opposite apparently because my reaction to that abomination unto the Lord is the immediate desire to make one properly as a sort of karmic counterbalance to the existence of that thing.
 
How long til someone reviews the beef wellington?
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I can’t really explain why but I clicked on the thread, read your words and the picture made me laugh out loud for like 10 minutes. This really is a patrick beef wellington in all meanings. Good Lord we live in a world of signs and symbols
 
So, I have an early present for all of you.

Pat's Nielsen BookScan sales numbers.

Wew lad are they bad.

The Ark: 2,631
Trident's Forge: 1,087
Children of the Divide: 530
Gate Crashers: 970
Starship Repo: 526
In the Black: 231

No wonder nobody has ever seen his books in stores. With sales that bad, his publishers might as well have set his advance on fire.
I went back in this thread to look for the apparently infamous beef wellington, and saw this post. Quoting it for other newbies like me who hadn't seen it. The numbers are from two years ago, would be interesting to see an update. In the Black has 216 reviews on Amazon, for example, so it must have sold a bunch more in the interim.
 
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