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Whoever created this super long con that would pretend to accidentally come by Fatrick and make this alliance that would embarrass him and eventually reveal how retarded he is, well done
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Breaking news from Milwaukee...
A thief has stolen $10k worth of fryers and freezers from the Estabrook Park Biergarten, a known haunt of Patrick S Tomlinson and Niki Robinson, who live nearby.
As the financial situation at 2611 N Oakland Ave deteriorates, it appears that Pat is looking to boost he' basemen' bid-nezz, nowhutI'sayin?
(archive) https://www.wisn.com/article/thousa...olen-milwaukee-beer-garden-estabrook/45367265
How do you waltz into a wide-open park and make off with a bunch of large commercial kitchen equipment? It could only be done under the cover of fatness.
A thief has stolen $10k worth of fryers and freezers from the Estabrook Park Biergarten, a known haunt of Patrick S Tomlinson and Niki Robinson, who live nearby.
As the financial situation at 2611 N Oakland Ave deteriorates, it appears that Pat is looking to boost he' basemen' bid-nezz, nowhutI'sayin?
(archive) https://www.wisn.com/article/thousa...olen-milwaukee-beer-garden-estabrook/45367265
How do you waltz into a wide-open park and make off with a bunch of large commercial kitchen equipment? It could only be done under the cover of fatness.
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Fatrick paid a gang of local "youths" to steal a box truck and do the heist but after they delivered the goods they were never seen again...
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And suddenly supplies of pepperoni were flooding the market.
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It's Halloween season in Milwaukee. Lots of pumpkin headed men ducking through the alleys to escape their crimes.
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She's not a person, she's half pajeet, half fat, and half sender of nudes to teenagers. I know that adds up to more than one but have you seen how fat she is?
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He's probably trying to expand the Niggeroni business in time for Oktoberfest so he can earn money to pay the rest of what he owes to Quasi.
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Doesn’t owe Quasi a penny, aTalker. Never did. I’m sorry you’re so stupid
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In time for Oktoberfest, he will release his new specialiy, an american spin on the classic Weißwurst.
Schwarzwurst.
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I haven't seen it posted here but r8 me l8 if it has, but if you go to the half-hovel on Google Maps it's tagged as "Fatricks Breakfast and Breakfast" and as of a week ago people started leaving reviews:
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christ on a bike, was that made by MovieBob?
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Oh Jesus everytime I just start to forget about the horror that was Rick's "Beef Wellington" and I use the term extremely loosely, one of you fuckers reposts it and once again puts me off the very idea of what used to be one of my favorite steak and pastry meal choices.
Rick's crimes against culinary arts are many and horrific, from the niggeroni to pastry, the man has no conscience.
You'd think someone so FAT would at least make sure their food is edible.
Dogs would probably turn their snoots up if offered Pats idea of "food."
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I can't believe you made me look at that thing with my poor, innocent eyes. Why would you do that to me?
I'm the opposite apparently because my reaction to that abomination unto the Lord is the immediate desire to make one properly as a sort of karmic counterbalance to the existence of that thing.
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That's either a tumor or a dog turd, I refuse to call that food, good lord, learn to read a cookbook
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Doesn't count, not made out of actual Schwarzen.
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I can’t really explain why but I clicked on the thread, read your words and the picture made me laugh out loud for like 10 minutes. This really is a patrick beef wellington in all meanings. Good Lord we live in a world of signs and symbols
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I went back in this thread to look for the apparently infamous beef wellington, and saw this post. Quoting it for other newbies like me who hadn't seen it. The numbers are from two years ago, would be interesting to see an update. In the Black has 216 reviews on Amazon, for example, so it must have sold a bunch more in the interim.
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This tweet is funny alone, but everything I've heard about this specific Star Wars show is that it's just more of the same product that Disney+ churns out and you can really tell. They even said they were putting more money into their parks because the streaming shows aren't working.
Also check out the engagement, 17 whole likes!
Also check out the engagement, 17 whole likes!
