What are the dumbest names people’s parents cursed them with?

[Spob]

Naming a girl "Sawyer"

 

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Chclfey
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Shatavious

I went to uni with a few Fidels and Lenins. Boomer Communists were really creative like that. A faggot political agitator that was like 35 years old and was still taking first year classes was named Fidel, there is always some parasite like that that never graduates or does anything with their faggot life except sabotage and proselitize.

I too encountered a Lenin. He was a 30-something 5'3 Nicaraguan construction worker. Probably illegal.

 

[Muiikko]

is anyone here still named Thomas?

 

[seri0us]

Semen.
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He puts the "cum" in "incumbent"!

 

[Local Fed]

I'm a big football fan so considering the demographics, there's always a lot of really dumb names. My favourite from this year's draft is DeMarvion Overshown.

This name was already mentioned in this thread about two years ago, but my all-time favourite silly name is D'Brickashaw Ferguson. He had a really good career at least.

 

[Cats]

I can't stand parents who give High Fantasy names to their shit-headed, fuckin, Modern Day zoomer children. Being at Disneyworld circa 2013 and hearing parents calling out after a knight from the goddamn round table (or even worse, a video game character) just made me want to pick up some sort of an Implement and stare at the parents until they understood that the name they chose for their child was the wrong one. and cringe.

an equally infuriating trend are those ultra-preppy, upperclass names that narcissistic parents started naming their kids in the 2000s-2010s. I like to call these names "White People California Names"...shit like "Kayleigh", "Brayden", "Brighlee", "Trystyn" or girls named pretentious shit like "Harper".

Once you've seen more than one silver Porsche Cayenne with stickers on the window advertising their children's high school water polo or crimping achievements or whatever faggy sport it is that rich people play...and you read the same names on more than 3 totally different SUVS - Brayleigh, Braylyn, and Brooklyn...you kinda want to smash the next window that reminds you how gay your species can be sometimes.

 

[Slimy Time]

Reminded of this thread and of a story told to me about a woman my grandfather knew who wanted to give her daughter an exotic French name. She chose Derriere.

 

[Aiōn]

..Her parents are Turkish

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Elijah spelled as Aleijuh. Saw it on a name tag.

 

[Pedophobe]

. I like to call these names "White People California Names"...shit like "Kayleigh", "Brayden", "Brighlee", "Trystyn" or girls named pretentious shit like "Harper".

Met a newborn named Tiranee. Enough people laughed that her parents changed it a few weeks later.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Met a newborn named Tiranee. Enough people laughed that her parents changed it a few weeks later.

I've known several women named Tieranny or another spelling of it in my life. It reminds me of this "fact" I read in Uncle John's Bathroom Reader about how non English speakers typically think that the word "diarrhea" sounds beautiful.

 

[Bone Santa]

Many years ago I was acquaintances with a couple that named their kid "Tsuki", which means moon in Japanese. This was back when "weeb" as a term wasn't as well known as it is today, man what a godsend that word is.

 

[Broseph]

I knew a kid back in elementary school who was named Lennon because he had some weird ass hippie parents which was quite fitting as he was a weird ass kid. One time at lunch I remember he tried sticking some peas up his nose so he could "shoot them out". It didn't work as he planned and luckily he didn't have to go to the hospital or anything.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Methamphetamine Rules

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

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..Her parents are Turkish

Which is fitting, since all Turks are cunts.

 

[Mortin Shart]

I'll think I'll name my daughter Chlamydia. It sounds nice.

 

[Deezy]

I'll think I'll name my daughter Chlamydia. It sounds nice.

How about Varicella?

The worst I’ve seen was a (black) girl whose legal first name was “Chinesegirl.”

Second worst is “Saphire” but spelled like “Saffiyah”

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Just found out about Le'Genius Wisdom Williams, a 13 year old boy arrested for shooting a 15 year old boy three times

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Knew a kid in third grade named Laird Bottoms. You'd think that would be fodder for endless playground heckling (or worse) but he was mostly left alone. I think the other kids honestly pitied him and considered it punching down-even for them-to give him any shit.

 

[Broseph]

My friend told me he went to school with a girl named Samantha Swallows.