What are the dumbest names people’s parents cursed them with?

[SIMIΔN]

I remember back in 6th grade, one of my classmates was a girl named America. That one got some raised eyebrows.

It must have been tough for her growing up in Iran.

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

Every Isiah I've ever met has been a fat curly haired dipshit. Aside from that, it just doesn't sound pleasant

 

[Therapy Dog]

I knew a dude named Sherlock Holmes, and apparently his father and grandfather had the same name. He was a fucking asshole too.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

After looking at a lot of ancient Roman accounts recently, I was reminded of how much I despise any flavor of Fulvia, Flavia, and Fulvio. Some names were not meant to endure for millennia.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

After looking at a lot of ancient Roman accounts recently, I was reminded of how much I despise any flavor of Fulvia, Flavia, and Fulvio. Some names were not meant to endure for millennia.

Better than being a white European/American christfag and calling your child some generic kike name from The Bible.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Those into strength sports/strongman might know that Brian Shaw named one of his sons 'Braxton.' I like Shaw, but what a retarded fucking name. I know in the US, both now and historically, you had some notable characters with some very unusual (but respectable) names, which, although strange, worked. Braxton is not one of them. I simply cannot understand how two adults of sound mind can come to agreement something as idiotic and dogshit as that.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Tau Mechanicus

 

[Broseph]

People who give their sons girl sounding names like Shannon, Casey and Jessie.

 

[glass_houses]

'Shannon' has a very long tradition as a male name in my country, but even back in the 90s male Shannons were coping shit.

 

[snort beg snort]

I have a cousin who keeps naming his kids weird shit. The most recent one being Hadley. It's annoying when a somewhat average last name is given as a first name.

Also I know someone that keeps naming their kids after bodies of water. First River, then Loch, what the fuck is next? Billabong? What happened to nice biblical names like Mark or John or Matthew? Fucking Loch like the Loch Ness lmao.

 

[glass_houses]

I have a cousin who keeps naming his kids weird shit. The most recent one being Hadley. It's annoying when a somewhat average last name is given as a first name.

Also I know someone that keeps naming their kids after bodies of water. First River, then Loch, what the fuck is next? Billabong? What happened to nice biblical names like Mark or John or Matthew? Fucking Loch like the Loch Ness lmao.

Hadley hasn't been a common name for many years. Interesting to see it.

 

[snort beg snort]

Hadley hasn't been a common name for many years. Interesting to see it.

It's not a terrible name just somewhat jarring. Nothing compared to some of the other names posted in here.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Welborn. Ironically he was a special ed kid who kept taking dumps in the urinals many years ago.
Anytime I walk into a men's bathroom now, brace myself as though the boogeyman will appear crapping up the pisser.

 

[Dragaon440@]

Lexus is a known one.

I know a very sweet woman named Lexus. She always gets teased about her name. She goes by just Lex or her middle name. I think naming a kid after a vehicle is a bad route.

 

[glass_houses]

Lexus is a known one.

I know a very sweet woman named Lexus. She always gets teased about her name. She goes by just Lex or her middle name. I think naming a kid after a vehicle is a bad route.

Couldn't they have just called her Alexandra or some variant of that? If I were your friend I would seriously consider legally changing my name.

 

[AnOminous]

I know a very sweet woman named Lexus. She always gets teased about her name. She goes by just Lex or her middle name. I think naming a kid after a vehicle is a bad route.

Are her parents from Idiocracy?

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

I know someone who named their kid Ma:Ron... Like are you for real

 

[mannic]

not forgetting this filipino kid was unironically named as macaroni, his siblings were not safe from these weird names too.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I worked with a Vietnamese dude named Hung.

It’s not really a bad name.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

If you want to see truly awful names go watch some family feud reruns from the 80s and 90s.
Some of the names black people have were beyond me.
A guy's name was T-Bone not a nickname or anything legitimately just T-bone and I swear another was named Rogaine in that family.



LOL here's a good one. Starts out with normal human names until you get to her kids and niece.:

https://youtu.be/CCDOutZnxOs?list=PLe_JMKy1J1HT-g3BL1kTJUk2CgxjzhBtV&t=92

What the fuck seriously happened to black people in the 60s / 70s and that made them go from functioning to fully retarded and start naming their kids god awful things.