What are the dumbest names people’s parents cursed them with?

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

Black people names with one apostrophe. However, black people names with more than one apostrophe are incredibly based, even if the people behind it may not be.

 

[glass_houses]

I worked with a Vietnamese dude named Hung.

It’s not really a bad name.

But was he truly Hung, though? Did you make certain?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

But was he truly Hung, though? Did you make certain?

I have no idea how honest the name was. I just admired it from an advertising perspective

 

[NerdShamer]

What the fuck seriously happened to black people in the 60s / 70s and that made them go from functioning to fully retarded and start naming their kids god awful things.

I think that's around the time where Detroit started to fall apart and the War of Drugs was starting to take off. But our favourite hellhole didn't really become an wasteland until the 80s or so

 

[Aiōn]

People who give their sons girl sounding names like Shannon, Casey and Jessie.

Other unisex names that don't sit right with me one way or the other: Hilary, Marion, Kelly, Leslie/Lesley, Loren/Lauren, Evelyn, Elisha, Sidney, Rowan. Ryan, Riley, Noah, Dylan, Evan, Aiden, Wyatt, Wesley, Kieran, Darian, Spencer.

 

[Chub Rub]

Lexus is a known one.

I know a very sweet woman named Lexus. She always gets teased about her name. She goes by just Lex or her middle name. I think naming a kid after a vehicle is a bad route.

 

[innocent jogger]

Aiden.

 

[Dragaon440@]

okay that’s really funny

 

[Dragaon440@]

I hope

Couldn't they have just called her Alexandra or some variant of that? If I were your friend I would seriously consider legally changing my nam

Are her parents from Idiocracy?
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Nah the full blown Mexican. I think English wasn’t their first language

 

[Dragaon440@]

Couldn't they have just called her Alexandra or some variant of that? If I were your friend I would seriously consider legally changing my name.

Don’t know why she never changed it. The homeless even make jokes about her at the shelter she volunteers at.

 

[anliteralidiot]

A friend's mom named my friend her siblings just the most retarded things. Sky, Forest, Summer, and she had a fourth baby on the way. My friend begged her mom to give the baby a normal name.

Jules Amadeus M.
She wanted the baby's initials to be Jam.

 

[glass_houses]

A random cousin I've never met (many decades of drama between my parent and their sibling) but who I'm fb friends with has announced her new son, who has five Arab names. I don't know anything about her partner because I really couldn't give a fuck about her, but she is Caucasian, her multiple older children are Caucasian, and they all have Australian/anglo/zoomer names. I'm really not sure what's going on there, I should probably scrape up some token interest. I won't.

 

[RichardMongler]

Any variant of the name Aiden especially Jaden.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Necroing, but today I met a little girl named "Gahvyn". It's supposed to be pronounced like "Gavin".

Yeah.

 

[Amin Yasister]

Very sad case of a mother and her three children murdered in a house fire .

One child she had named Denisty. Never heard of that as a first name before.

I am wondering if the mother was dyslexic and meant to write it down as Destiny?

 

[Bucephalus]

A kid named Lucifer. As in, the devil.

I'd like to hope that his mother is just a clueless idiot who saw it on a list of baby names and went, "Oh, look! It means light-bringer! How sweet!" Can't say I'm terribly optimistic about his future prospects, though.

What the fuck seriously happened to black people in the 60s / 70s and that made them go from functioning to fully retarded and start naming their kids god awful things.

Crack.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd like to hope that his mother is just a clueless idiot who saw it on a list of baby names and went, "Oh, look! It means light-bringer! How sweet!" Can't say I'm terribly optimistic about his future prospects, though.

Or maybe she was just a big fan of The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard.

 

[Ho-oh]

A while back some kid was talking to me. Her name was Paw of all things. At least make your kids name mean something other than that.

 

[Aiōn]

@Diaper Man

 

[AnOminous]

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Also this guy's real name was Leslie.