What are the dumbest names people’s parents cursed them with?

[Brain Power]

>Yonkeiber
>Yosneilys
What's with venecos having even worse naming conventions than niggers?

 

[polaris_VII]

Sukhdeep Dikshit

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

I worked as a delivery driver for a while and there were a few names that stuck out to me. There was the Sprinkle family. Literally "the sprinkles". Then there was a "Crystal Rape" who got married so I was delivering to the Rape family (lol it's a genuine insanely poorly aged Irish surname name look it up), Gay Van'Dyke, John Hitler was one that floored me too. There was also a woman who I assume had really pale skin and was overweight who had harry potter stickers all over her car. She went full obsessive fan and had her name changed to McGonagall.

Yeeears ago when I was a kid I found a website for guys who did exotic fishing trips and they talked about a native guide they had in some forest and the guy's name was "Pii Poot". It was the funniest fucking thing 13 year old me ever saw.

The world's longest name belonged to a german man named "Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvorangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolfhunderttausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvonderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgenachtmittungsteinundsiebeniridiumelektrischmotorsgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchennachbarschaftdersternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneuerassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvorandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum Sr."

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff was his surname. He died at 83 in 1997 and people are still really fucking confused by his record holding name and how the fuck it's supposed to be written/pronounced to this day.

 

[Dragaon440@]

Any variant of the name Aiden especially Jaden.

Jaiden

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

This is mild compared to other names here but I met a woman named Electra. It's a beautiful name but why would you name your daughter after a character known for killing her mom and the term "Electra complex" (subconsciously wanting to fuck your dad)? I wonder which one of her parents proposed the name first.

 

[The Mighty Banth]

This is mild compared to other names here but I met a woman named Electra. It's a beautiful name but why would you name your daughter after a character known for killing her mom and the term "Electra complex" (subconsciously wanting to fuck your dad)? I wonder which one of her parents proposed the name first.

Probably the Daredevil fan.

 

[Safir]

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I posted this elsewhere but it's been proven that distinctive black names do not disadvantage their bearers IRL. A child born to someone who'd name him Phelonious is set back in life as hard as can be, the name makes no difference, his normally-named brothers would see as little success as he.

(But Marijuana Pepsi is an exception from what I've seen, her mother is/was kooky, not trashy.)

This is mild compared to other names here but I met a woman named Electra. It's a beautiful name but why would you name your daughter after a character known for killing her mom and the term "Electra complex" (subconsciously wanting to fuck your dad)? I wonder which one of her parents proposed the name first.

Idunno, I approve of reclaiming names fouled up by misogynist the rapy filth and/or stupid pop culture. Electra (unlike e.g. Heracles, a unique epithet) is a normal human name, and unlike Oedipus she did not fuck her father, that was all Freud.
(And while I'm at it, Oedipus did not want to fuck his mother, he was pronounced king and had to marry the previous king's widow.)

Consider that, historically, many people deliberately named their children after saints who died horrific painful deaths, and they still keep doing it except the saints are not as prominent.

I have a Greek name myself (and no Greek ancestry; no, not Electra). My parents were about to give me a name (also a Greek one) they liked better when they realized it + patronymic would be the same as some inconsequential bureaucratic asshole's at dad's then-workplace, so they picked what they did. They still regret it, they say, "we'd have forgotten about her by now, but instead we made her have a permanent effect on our lives, utterly retarded".

 

[Local Fed]

Yesterday was the conclusion of the 2025 NFL draft. Here are some of the more amusing names and the which pick they were selected with:

Quinshon Judkins (36)
Aireontae Ersery (48 )
Azareye Thomas (73)
Chimere Dike (103)
Bhayshul Tuten (104)
Yahya Black (164)
LaJohntay Wester (203)
Trikweze Bridges (256, penultimate pick of the draft)

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I know someone who named their special needs son Han, from Han Solo.

That poor kid is gonna get the shit beat out of him in school.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

I know someone who named their special needs son Han, from Han Solo.

That reminds me of something, last year I saw a guy on Facebook who named his daughter "Annika" - like Darth Vader (Anakin). The dad himself, after looking around his profile for a bit, turned out to be a walking stereotype of a lefty urbanite in more ways than one, so I figure this shouldn't surprise me.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

That reminds me of something, last year I saw a guy on Facebook who named his daughter "Annika" - like Darth Vader (Anakin). The dad himself, after looking around his profile for a bit, turned out to be a walking stereotype of a lefty urbanite in more ways than one, so I figure this shouldn't surprise me.

This dude was a nice guy I met in a jeep club who covered his jeep in star wars mandalorian stuff.

He was also former army infantry and covered in tattoos.

Nice dude, didn't make great decisions. Cute wife, though.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Yesterday was the conclusion of the 2025 NFL draft. Here are some of the more amusing names and the which pick they were selected with:

Quinshon Judkins (36)
Aireontae Ersery (48 )
Azareye Thomas (73)
Chimere Dike (103)
Bhayshul Tuten (104)
Yahya Black (164)
LaJohntay Wester (203)
Trikweze Bridges (256, penultimate pick of the draft)

Just wait until Dacoldest is eligible to be drafted.

 

[Cemetery Support]

I can't stand parents who give High Fantasy names to their shit-headed, fuckin, Modern Day zoomer children. Being at Disneyworld circa 2013 and hearing parents calling out after a knight from the goddamn round table (or even worse, a video game character) just made me want to pick up some sort of an Implement and stare at the parents until they understood that the name they chose for their child was the wrong one. and cringe.

Once met a cop with Khaleesi written in cursive across his forearm. Asked him about it -- it's the name of his daughter.

I figured it was too late to call him retarded and I didn't want to play with fire.

 

[Feels Badman]

>Yonkeiber
>Yosneilys
What's with venecos having even worse naming conventions than niggers?
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There was a veneco in Chile (illegal, of course) who made the news for killing a cop and being named fucking Ovimarlixion.

Spoiler

Never mind, looks like you're Chilean and you already know, but leaving it here for posterity.

 

[Lovely Kin]

I knew a parent who wanted to name her daughter "Sharlee" because "It sounds like Shirley and Charlie combined!" the name she chose wasn't that better. Which was Braisely, they only changed the p to a Br..

 

[pyrinyx]

All of these stupid nigger-ass names

LaShonda
Tanika
Laquisha
Shaqueen
Godgift

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

That reminds me of something, last year I saw a guy on Facebook who named his daughter "Annika" - like Darth Vader (Anakin). The dad himself, after looking around his profile for a bit, turned out to be a walking stereotype of a lefty urbanite in more ways than one, so I figure this shouldn't surprise me.

Annika is a real name, though. I've run into a couple.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

"Annika" - like Darth Vader (Anakin)

Not quite sure how that is like Vader... or even Anakin. Did dad post the girls picture with Vader helmet on and that made ya do the jump?
Normal name in Finland (sweden, netherlands). Would guess pronounced An-ne-ka in US as well.

Moxie CrimeFighter. That is stupid fucking name and I assume it has been said dozen times in this thread already. So stupid in fact that I think she turned out pooner.

 

[AndSothisIsChristmas]

My aunt, who teaches in a completely niggerfuxated town, once taught a Talighta Candle.

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]