What are the dumbest names people’s parents cursed them with?

[Jizzrag]

Can’t believe no one’s said Landon Hiscock yet lmao

 

[Agent Sandoval]

What really gets overlooked is the multi-generational damage this causes. If your name is fucked up you almost can't name your own child something sensible. "Hi, my name's Bob. Oh him? That's my Dad: Rise Messiah"

 

[.iota.]

scrolling the news and ... seriously?!

 

[RollerGator]

A chick I know named her boy "Grayson"

All I could think was when he gets to middle school people will call him Gayson. What a shitty name

 

[The Axolotl Throttle]

Once knew a kid named Genius. He was the dumbest kid in class. Poor guy was doomed from the start, I'd feel bad for him if he hadn't been an ass-hole as well as an idiot.

He had a couple of older siblings named Qweenie and Gory (pronounced Jory). Guess the ethnicity!

 

[glass_houses]

A chick I know named her boy "Grayson"

All I could think was when he gets to middle school people will call him Gayson. What a shitty name

Grayson is a very old English name and if memory serves it went through a wave of popularity about thirty years back. But yes, not the best pick in the current social climate.

 

[GloryHole Stalker]

A chick I know named her boy "Grayson"

All I could think was when he gets to middle school people will call him Gayson. What a shitty name

When I had kids and my ex and I went thru names, I had to keep shutting down her choices as everything she chose, could be twisted into something faggy, and in turn be made fun of. I was looking for tease proof names.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

A chick I know named her boy "Grayson"

All I could think was when he gets to middle school people will call him Gayson. What a shitty name

I have two Graysons in my family. TWO.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Never let women choose names

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

scrolling the news and ... seriously?!

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I'd want to be dead too if I had my girlfriend name my son "Spider Webb" and I played in a football team called the "Oregon Ducks"

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I am actually surprised this thread isn't just a copy of the detroit or baltimore white pages.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

guetto people name their kids with guetto names. No matter the country or the ethnicity there's always a local version of the guetto name. In my country it would be something like Yonkleiverson

Anglo names badly written is a popular one, like Brayam or Yesika. They get really stupid when they do things like combine both parents name or combine a new name with a grandparent's name. You get think like Yubirizaida. Real stupid shit that anyone can read and inmediatly guess the person is some hood nigger.

I went to uni with a few Fidels and Lenins. Boomer Communists were really creative like that. A faggot political agitator that was like 35 years old and was still taking first year classes was named Fidel, there is always some parasite like that that never graduates or does anything with their faggot life except sabotage and proselitize.

 

[William Tyndale]

I once knew a black woman named Teriyaki. Lol as if I needed to say what color she was.

 

[The Cunting Death]

One of my neighbors kids was named Vegeta. If you're wondering, he was Mexican.

 

[TheRetardKing]

In Japan, a couple tried naming their kid Mizuko (水子), which means "water child".
Sounds like a perfectly cute and innocent name to name a child, right? But apparently not, as a government employee told them that it was used as a term for babies who died in the womb either through abortion or miscarriage. Understandably, the parents were horrified and they probably changed the name immediately.

 

[Anticipointment]

Guy named his daughter Tricity. He had hopes she would grow up to run for political office & the yard signs would read “Elect Tricity”.

Unfortunately, he never got to see if this came true or not, he was murdered by the mother & her boyfriend.

 

[spastic_bag]

I once spoke to a Nunu. It was on her credit card so unfortunately it wasn't a nickname.

 

[ClashCity]

Tyrone Shoelaces is an all timer.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Saw this on the movie poster for Little Mermaid 2023. Awkwafina..Mispelling of the water brand Aquafina?

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

Those parents that named their kid Dovahkiin to get free Bethesda games. It's made even better (or worse) by Bethesda's current state.

That reminds me of the brilliant marketing strategy by the ill-fated Akklaim studios that offered to pay the first person to have and name their newborn "Turok" in 2003 for a whopping $10,000 USD in savings bonds on the release day of September 1st. Statistically, there's a couple millennials named Turok shitting around.