What are the dumbest names people’s parents cursed them with?

[Spangled Drongo]

Found this while browsing through the Tard Baby General thread - list of names Robyn Ramirez, mother of uncanny valley braindead baby Luna, had considered when pregnant with her spud, and some of these are just awful. Adley, Everly, Harlyn, Maxwell on a girl, Peonie, Rorry, Wylder, Arwen on a boy (somehow doubt they're LOTR/Tolkien fans), Bramwell and Ryleigh are the worst offenders. Though crappy names are par for the course with crazy parents.

 

[Miracle]

When I was in middle school, there was this kid named John Johnson.
He was a prick, everyone hated him.
I have to assume his parents did too with that name.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

When I was in middle school, there was this kid named John Johnson.
He was a prick, everyone hated him.
I have to assume his parents did too with that name.

You just reminded me of this guy on one of those "Lottery Changed My Life" shows whose name was Willis Willis

 

[Arianne Chan]

Cayam, is the name of a Hispanic lolcow known online as Kalcifer Vallarta

It is supposed to be based on the name of the Arab mathematician Omar Khayyam, i think

The name is so weird that a little Google search was enough to dox Kalcifer

 

[Waifu Days]

I met a guy from Honduras with the first name of Circuncisión. He knew what it meant but didn't know why his parents named him that.

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

An idiot I went to school with named his son Blayden, sounds like a Beyblade rip-off

 

[Preferred Penne]

I'm assuming the name Wakanda has become popular in recent years.

 

[Jean ValJean]

Jacques, but pronounced Ja kwa

 

[I AM RETARDED!]

I dated a black chick named Kiwana once, i thought it was stupid ass name personally, or whatever the hell Elon names are

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Neroid.

Saw this on a name tag the other day. I tried googling to see what the fuck a neroid is and just got suggested Nendoroid retailers

 

[Local Degenerate]

I think this entire thread can be summed up with 'ethnic' names.

It's not wrong. Anytime I hear someones name is 'Charise' or 'Shaquan', I instantly know they're going to be an obnoxious faggot.

 

[Kornheiser]

There is a guy coming to Indycar this year with the first name Sting Ray.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

There is a guy coming to Indycar this year with first name Sting Ray.

It's perfect.

I hope he wins.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I went to school with three girls names “princess”.

 

[A-Stump]

Nevaeh is pretty fucked and a 100% guarantee you're about to deal with a white trash mom who steals little bottles of Fireball from gas stations

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Any time I see a wealthy white family with a lot of blonde hair I know that their kids’ names often end in -ayden or -ayleigh.

 

[space man]

Gay Hubmaster.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Tate. You are named after a bald man with lung cancer and I think of tater tots when I hear younger Zoomies actually named that.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Sweden has had naming laws for a long time, so an entrepreneur name Lasse Diding and his wife protested the laws by naming their son Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116. He wasn't given a name at first, and so by the child's fifth birthday, the parent were fined $682 USD, or 5,000 SEK. They protested by naming their son that horrible combination of letters and numbers. The court rejected the name, so the family named him "A". This was also rejected, so his name legally became Albin Gustaf Tarzan Hallin.

Also, Central Cee, the British drill rapper, has the birth name of Oakley Neil H T Caesar-Su. Why two of his middle names are letters I don't know. His brother, who tours with him and goes by the stage name of Li'l Bro, has it no better. His birth name is Juke Oliver Caesar-Su.

 

[Sean_Igger]

The few times I've met people named "Blessing" or have seen in the public somewhere they've been arrogant tards who act the complete opposite of what their name suggests.