What are the dumbest names people’s parents cursed them with?

[Doctor Placebo]

I'm half convinced that nearly every country has stripper names. At least in China's case, it might be the parents seething about the son that they never got

Yeah, but names like Lexus and Mystique don't LITERALLY mean whore.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

Keith, the least manly male name ever.

My dad wanted to name me Keith when my mom was pregnant with me, after Keith Richards. I'm almost 23. If I'd been named "Keith", I'd have changed it by now.

 

[Annafanti]

My dad wanted to name me Keith when my mom was pregnant with me, after Keith Richards. I'm almost 23. If I'd been named "Keith", I'd have changed it by now.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

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I was actually thinking of that scene right after I made the post.

On topic: I was in the store earlier today, and the girl bagging my stuff had a name tag reading "Faythe" (like "Faith"). I wish I was joking.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Nick Cannon's baby mamas popped out his ninth and tenth kids in quick succession. Onyx Ice and Rise Messiah. Like their sister Powerful Queen, my poor mom's brain broke at both of these.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Rexalyn
Is this fucking Organization blackteen?

 

[GenociderSyo]

Bored Panda recently did a thing on awful children's names.

They included:
Maybe
Reignbeaux
Yamajesty
Wormlyn June
Hexagram Camillo
Parksalot & Bodacious (Twins)
Jizyah Shorts (Supposedly this is real...I sure hope it is not)
Dizney
Ah'Princess'Precious
Honistee

 

[glass_houses]

Bored Panda recently did a thing on awful children's names.

They included:
Maybe
Reignbeaux
Yamajesty
Wormlyn June
Hexagram Camillo
Parksalot & Bodacious (Twins)
Jizyah Shorts (Supposedly this is real...I sure hope it is not)
Dizney
Ah'Princess'Precious
Honistee

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And here I was shaking my head that a random friend of a cousin of mine just named her kid 'Winston'.

 

[dry roasted]

Fucking Swayde (pronounced suede)

Also met an elderly lady whose legal name was Cherry Topping but she was married so I'm pretty sure she did that to herself

 

[Naes]

Side stepping the absoutely stupid names actors and others come up with... let's go with personal experience regarding regular people.
Met a guy named Harry. Harry Head. He was teased on the spot. I just felt sorry for him.

 

[glass_houses]

My dad reckons he grew up with a girl called 'Olive Vine'. He says that she absolutely hated her parents and that she told everyone that she "couldn't wait to get married".

 

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And here I was shaking my head that a random friend of a cousin of mine just named her kid 'Winston'.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Dude named T-Savion was on an episode of Steve Wilkos (getting cucked iirc)

 

[Haffhart]

And here I was shaking my head that a random friend of a cousin of mine just named her kid 'Winston'.

Like the protagonist of 1984? I guess that's fitting for a child of Current Year.

Who else came to this thread to search for their name or the names of friends and family?

 

[Fools Idol]

My dad reckons he grew up with a girl called 'Olive Vine'. He says that she absolutely hated her parents and that she told everyone that she "couldn't wait to get married".

Now they know she's going to get married and give them grandkids, 4D chess move right there.

 

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Lauren Teyshawn Abbott Jr.

Yup, his dad did done grew up as Lauren Abbott. And when he had a son, he thought, "why don't I call my son Lauren Abbott too?"

 

[little meow meow]

Nick Cannon's baby mamas popped out his ninth and tenth kids in quick succession. Onyx Ice and Rise Messiah. Like their sister Powerful Queen, my poor mom's brain broke at both of these.

you left out the one named legendary love cannon, a name that sounds like something a guy would call their dick.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

you left out the one named legendary love cannon, a name that sounds like something a guy would call their dick.

Pretty much all of Nick Cannon's kids's names deserve to be in this thread, honestly

 

[Sneeds]

idk if the YouTuber's name count but he's named Lamont. Lamont is probably the most 70's sounding black name ever

 

[Sneeds]

Every country of latin america has a bunch of ignorant niggers who don't know how to spell english or foreign names, and yet they insist on using them. So they write the name down the way it sounds.

There has been an influx of boys named Braian or Brayan (the literal pronunciation of Brian) in the past years. The problem is that name is usually associated with low-class families and criminals, so kids make fun of those boys.
These are a few examples I saw in my previous job: Stiven (Steven), Yovani (Giovanni), Yeferson (Jefferson), Greyci (Gracie), and my favorite, Esnáider (Snider).

There are so many beautiful normal names, and cool indigenous names, but the retards choose to ruin their children's lives with those shitty ones.

Dañel Esnáider se gusta patas

Montero, the gay nigga Lil Nas X is named montero because his mother wanted a Mitsubishi Montero. Also the Montero in other countries is named Pajero, which translated from Spanish means “coomer”