Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[Picklechu]

AFAIK he's never really ridden (maybe as a child, but I know of no adult cycling)

did he ever learn to skate for rollerderby? or did he just sort of walk around on wheels going "I'm a battle lezbo!!"

He used to skate (or, at the very least, "walk around on wheels") when he was dieting so he could cosplay as Sasuke. To my knowledge, there's no footage, and all of the people who knew him during that period are not the most reliable sources.

 

[Prince Omicron]

He used to skate (or, at the very least, "walk around on wheels") when he was dieting so he could cosplay as Sasuke.

hmmm, I think I'm missing it. I only know Sasuke as the "ninja warrior" obstacle course...oh PLEASE tell me he went through an obstacle course phase.

 

[Picklechu]

hmmm, I think I'm missing it. I only know Sasuke as the "ninja warrior" obstacle course...oh PLEASE tell me he went through an obstacle course phase.

Sasuke is a character from the Naruto anime.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Naruto

Naruto and Hetalia have both been very influential anime over Phil's decay into what he is today.

 

[biledriver]

I really had no idea how deep this shit went with "Ahuviya"--- I pulled a total n00b move and made my first post in this board describing vaguely seeing this guy IRL, having thought I'd just seen some bad cosplayer goofball known for having an incoherent SJW blog....Oh how naive I was. Last I'd even 'heard' of this person was a random glance at the DA, came across the tumblr at another point, but I blew all this off as just another idiot on tumblr since there are so many "manic pixie PC militant" clones on there. But
I had a lot of catching up to do, having stumbled on this site for Christory, I wasn't aware Derpy Hooves had morphed into something far worse than anything I've seen on tumblr or otherwise. In retrospect in explains a lot of things, but makes the context of our crossed paths way more unsettling.

Spoiler: spoiler: slight powerlevel

I'm gay and this is basically why I've avoided the "LGBT community" like the plague--- they're all supposedly all about 'call outs' and 'checking' people, but only over superficial bullshit.

I'm honestly impressed someone hasn't beaten the living shit out of this guy already, I know I know he's hiding among the pseudo-squatter-anarchist-gutterpunk bubble, but that's hardly protection from actual bums. Heh, it's funny he hasn't attached himself to the Rainbow Gathering scene, since (while some factions of it are actually awesome) it has a tendency to tolerate just about anyone, he'd have endless free food....but then he'd be around actual rough road people, and might end up duct taped to a tree doused in acid and honey for stealing a hippie's candy bars.

 

[tweaker the cat]

might end up duct taped to a tree doused in acid and honey for stealing a hippie's candy bars.

I'm trying to decide if you meant LSD or sulfuric acid. Either way, it'd be the first bath he's had in months.

 

[Adamska]

I'm trying to decide if you meant LSD or sulfuric acid. Either way, it'd be the first bath he's had in months.

The latter would be the only way to scrub off the years of filth he enshrouds himself in to be honest.

 

[no·to·ri·e·ty.]

I'm trying to decide if you meant LSD or sulfuric acid. Either way, it'd be the first bath he's had in months.

do you have videos of what he sounds like?

 

[ON 190]

The latter would be the only way to scrub off the years of filth he enshrouds himself in to be honest.

The former, if filmed, would likely be an art film that would go down in history.

 

[Sable]

Phil's teeth are clearly unsightly like an unmaintained graveyard, but does he actually take good enough care of his teeth to prevent them rotting out of his head or whatnot?

I can't imagine him going to checkups.

I'd hate to think of a dentist that'd need to be that close to phil.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Why is every action Phil does called a Lie? Cant we ever give him the benefit of the doubt?

 

[obliviousbeard]

Why is every action Phil does called a Lie? Cant we ever give him the benefit of the doubt?

Well, to be frank the output of Phil we get is usually embellished. That and the fact as far as we know, he does usually dickall, and when something happens it's usually followed by picture/story of something, that contradict what Phil has said in the past. Or just happens to sound like what someone of age 12 would make up at the spot, if it's something that would be even remotely possible within the realm we live in. He isn't very good at remembering his stories, so it happens quite often.

 

[Positron]

Why is every action Phil does called a Lie? Cant we ever give him the benefit of the doubt?

Yes we can, but does he deserve it, given most of what he claimed were debunked by us within minutes, or contradicted by himself soon?

 

[AnOminous]

Why is every action Phil does called a Lie? Cant we ever give him the benefit of the doubt?

No. Never.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Why is every action Phil does called a Lie? Cant we ever give him the benefit of the doubt?

He lies about his name, race and gender, so anything he does while claiming to be female, Latinx or called Isabel is ipso facto a lie.

 

[assWipe]

Is it possible to put an ADF laugh meter in the public area to fuck with phil?

 

[Ravenor]

Phil's teeth are clearly unsightly like an unmaintained graveyard, but does he actually take good enough care of his teeth to prevent them rotting out of his head or whatnot?

I can't imagine him going to checkups.

I'd hate to think of a dentist that'd need to be that close to phil.

He's not at nick bate level of dental hygeen but he's prity laxidasical about it, you see he's happily carting round the bag of fail that holds most of his worldly possessions including space for several can's of pepper spray but he can't find the space for a tooth brush and paste.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

When Phil was in that Republican phase, did he wear a fedora?

 

[Ravenor]

When Phil was in that Republican phase, did he wear a fedora?

No but you could almost say he internalised his Fedora a long time ago.

 

[Ruin]

Do we have any pics of ADF as a kid like we do for Chris?