Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[mfalkner]

Nick Sucker

These are my personal favorites, outside of the topical videos that catch my attention but they don’t have much replay value beyond the moment they were released.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvcRpTI-yZtnp4Zz9ESdimBEQog-w5wz5

This is the one where he humiliates that fat degenerate Vitophile.

This video is a must-watch. People assume this started with juju and Nina talking about not having read it, but it comes even before this.
Ask yourself what Vito is after in this call?

 

[Sam Losco]

Guys does this change your stance on Eric vs Nosezilla?

No, because no one here should be taking sides. Just laughing.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Eric returned to twitter to reiterate that he doesn't have a blacklist. Not that there is no blacklist. He likes to be precise with his words about things like that. Personally, I suspect Rekieta is well familiar with a list of verboten youtubers among the culture war youtuber set. It just was never a problem for him until his behavior and associations were leading towards him being added on it.

Why can't any of these morons STAY THE FUCK OFF TWITTER?

 

[TheKillingWords]

So I found these on FB from a year before Nick got on YouTube. Dude is such a hypocrite. Compare this to when he was calling July a nigger a few days ago.

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Don't worry, man, because remember while he may have been too heavy handed in how he said it, he's still correct about the "substance".

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

So I found these on FB from a year before Nick got on YouTube. Dude is such a hypocrite. Compare this to when he was calling July a nigger a few days ago.

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Somebody get Scott Irwin a bottle of Angel's Envy and a YouTube channel.

 

[Bepis]

Holy shit, his technique is garbage. No wonder he's getting a bunch of weed ash in his mouth. He's holding the torch so close to the bowl that he has to be inhaling fumes (I presume it's butane, which is p gross to inhale). You can see the force of the gas leaving the torch blowing bits of weed out of the bowl. You don't touch the literal flame to the weed to get it lit up, stupid. Between that and him holding the hit in his fucking mouth instead of taking it into his lungs, it's a wonder he even gets a buzz from this.

Drunkard is probably boozing it up too so he's getting crossfaded. What a legend.

EDIT: Why doesn't he vape it instead? You can get a volcano vape for much less than his $365 shot of whiskey. Put the flower in, turn it on, wait five minutes, push a button, and you get a smooth hit with a higher THC concentration. The weed lasts longer, it doesn't get in your mouth, you don't need a torch. He definitely smokes it this way because niggers prefer smoking out of a bowl when there's no blunt wraps.

Man's not even using the right kind of lighter. The torch style like that burn hotter and you lose some of the effects of the THC using one of them over a normal lighter, and I've heard they can damage glass bowls. Get it together, Nick. You can't even do drugs right.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

nicks behavior reminds me of taylor lorenz. taylor pretends to be a member of the downtrodden. a working class stiff with parents who meeked out a living. then you find out her family isnt just rich but wealthy and connected.

since nick is so dishonest its hard to tell if he is intentionally lying like he usually does or if his frame of reference for suffering is so skewed from such a easy life that he actually believes it when he talks about how bad he had it.

 

[Chibitzen]

I really don't care about the racist rant. I care about the ethics of what Nick is doing.

The TL;DR of all that is that by all accounts, it appears Nick is trying to bolster a legal case for Dax while being non-transparent and swearing otherwise. Would that not constitute some form of legal ethics taboo? I mean I'm no lawyer, but that seems like it crosses a few lines.

I don't have that kind of faith in Rekieta's lawyering enough to actually believe he can hurt him intentionally, but he is definitely helping enable reputation damage. I doubt it is enough to get anyone disbarred, whatever taboos have been broken.

To your point, however, the "I only want to help you clarify some things. Make lots of money, Eric!" tangent he could use to cover for accusations of malicious harm in a suit against Dick. Even Dick seemed coached to refine his distance by saying Nick was discouraging escalation, iirc. (Forget exact quote)

Rekieta, however, in his usual dubiousness made it personal given his penchant for inserting himself into other people's drama and then not separating himself from it. Which one usually can only manage by staying out of said drama. So in this way, his desire to be involved is more likely envy based because he couldn't help himself and not having his self-perceived relevancy acknowledged by Eric dinged his complex. His behavior in this way is far too irrational for even a strip mall lawyer.


Ending my thoughts on the posts above, there is still the emphasis he has placed on having a posse whatever of black people in his life as primary influences/comrades that is simply hard to ignore.

Imho, he has always always tended to dehumanize others adjacent to him by making them mere parts in his life's role play. That would be the rich bitch personality he has been reared to covet most dear.

How that involves black people and their personal tales sets off all kinds of red flags. Perhaps he is accustomed to surrounding himself with *cough* black *cough* people who admire the material and emotional wealth he and his family clearly enjoy.

 

[Georges St Pimp]

Somebody get Scott Irwin a bottle of Angel's Envy and a YouTube channel.

Ikr? That was actually pretty funny. And the funniest part is it sounds like something Nick would say on his show. Dude's such a two faced weasel.

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

This goes without hyperbole, Nick should be disbarred.

Disbarring Nick would be like revoking the driver's license of a hobo living in a cardboard box. What's the hobo going to do with his license, draw a steering wheel on the box and drive it through a red light? What's Nick going to do with his bar admission, actually practice law?

Last I knew defaming a man, sweeping up for a child groomer, helping pedophiles fuck with a man's business, and then drunkenly yelling about how black you are for 7 hours doesn't make you a disbarrable attorney; it just makes you a retarded faggot.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

his and Kayla's colours.

Wtf. “Their colors”? Are we in high school? And why colors that are 99% (and appropriately so) sports team colors?

That's why I said he should switch to edibles. Or, like... ya know... just don't consume pot.

But, I think @The Yellow Dart is probably right: He's smoking to look cool.

Except it doesn't really. Recreational pot has been legal in Minnesota for four years now. Hell, it's even legal in my super-Red state. It's legal a lot of states now. Doing this would have made a statement that you're a bad boy maybe 10 years ago, but now nobody gives a shit. He looks like a dork because he's doing it wrong, and if he did manage to do it right, he'd probably become even less productive (if that's even possible). I doubt very much pot has the same effect on his dumb ass as it does for somebody like Kevin Smith.


Your guess is as good as mine.

Whatever happens, I personally think Rippa should still not engage anymore, but this isn't an advice website. People do dumb shit. We laugh. And so it goes...

EDIT TO ADD:

I did say earlier that Dick and his idiots were gonna try and rope Nick back in. Cue Riley.

MN made recreational pot fully legal in 2023.

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2023/05/30/walz-signs-bill-making-marijuana-legal-in-minnesota

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2023/08/01/recreational-cannabis-is-now-legal-in-minnesota-heres-what-we-know

More than a hospital wing. They gave an $18 million dollar contribution in one shot to build a whole "heart hospital" in 2010 in east texas.

$18M was toward the building, not the entire cost.

I really don't care about the racist rant. I care about the ethics of what Nick is doing.

The TL;DR of all that is that by all accounts, it appears Nick is trying to bolster a legal case for Dax while being non-transparent and swearing otherwise. Would that not constitute some form of legal ethics taboo? I mean I'm no lawyer, but that seems like it crosses a few lines.

No. Disbarring requires misconduct, almost always specifically related to client representation, and short of disbarment there are a number of lesser sanctions that can be imposed for same. You don’t get disbarred for being a shitty person or a poor performer, or an idiot loudmouth with no role in impacting anything.

 

[TheKillingWords]

He was attempting a "yes or no only" gotchya

This makes me wonder something: Couldn't Eric be hit legally if he came out and said ALL books sold were $17 (or however much they were) instead of his more accurate answer of an average of $13? I would think Nick would know that.

This proves it: Nick WAS trying to hang Eric with legal rope for Dax. "I didn't want to ask this" is a blatant fucking lie.

Don't worry, it's not his fault...

 

[RotPockets]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL9JZ8vapG4

Nick has some dedicated archivers, me included.

Thanks for posting this, it reminded me that Nick said “I’m not white” not “I’m black” as I had previously stated.

 

[Mellisuga Helenae]

Eric July supposedly loves da gays. Nick goes to gay bars, asks his locals their opinion on using poppers and gets shirtless on stream with other dudes which is very gay.

I guess that makes their dispute gay on gay crime. But Nick is still more gay due to his voice I think.

I'm sure other have been saying this long before me, but it's kinda sad at this point that anyone ever bought into the wholesome Christian father image that this shameless, grifting degenerate presented early on.

What a slimy (probably literal) cocksucker. His kids must be so proud of their father.

 

[AnOminous]

Man's not even using the right kind of lighter. The torch style like that burn hotter and you lose some of the effects of the THC using one of them over a normal lighter, and I've heard they can damage glass bowls. Get it together, Nick. You can't even do drugs right.

Lmao if the dumb fuck is getting high at all it's from butane hits.

 

[Fannybaws]

i'm sure we'll find out some neurological disorder or some family history thing that popped up in the future

He's brain damaged

Nicky's brain has rotted soo much he is replacing his "memories"

Still catching up so rate me late and ghey if already mentioned, but Huntington’s could explain a lot. Getting a diagnosis on the “worst day of his life”, the degeneracy, balldo use for sexual dysfunction, memory loss, confabulation, impulsivity, physical disturbances, alcohol and drug use. He’s in the age range for typical diagnosis.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Yes. Nick's behavior: openly hostile, questioning everything, not paying attention, etc is an annoyance when you're just trying to play a game. I noticed this when I watched the dnd session he had to leave early from. He spent the entire first session constantly asking the quest giver "why". Then once they were started he kept trying to side track with other stuff. I'm sure Nick kept doing the same thing in other sessions but then got upset that the campaign was taking too long.

Why is he invited back on then? Is the host a dumbass? Don't play DnD so I don't actually know if the host is good or not. All I know is that the channel is Jeremy of G+G's but he lets the channel head (presumably the GM/host) run it so I assume Jeremy being in the game with Nick isn't a machination of Jeremy's and he will not 'abuse' his power to prevent Nick from getting on it.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Guys does this change your stance on Eric vs Nosezilla?

It's still a retarded nigger monkey fight between a drunk white ape who likes cock and a black ape who puts out shitty self insert comics with terrible names. However, this video does put into context Eric's comic book character with the cross on his crotch. It kinda makes sense now.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

yeah this is retard speak. The Westboro Baptist Church "god hates fags" people are all on the bar still.

I’d think you’d love them. They mock veterans dying and passively generate massive seethe while knowing their rights. They’re legal trolls who actually have a fairly impressive legal background.

I’d want to see Rekieta disbarred for being a drunk HIV+ cuckhold who publically talked about he failed to hire Mexicans to illegally build a rape dungeon/ rape shed in the middle of nowhere for him.
His personal politics or morals be damned, I don’t want a gangbanger/ rural horse fucker to suffer the indignity of hearing about the Balldo because the only available public defender was Rekieta.

 

[RotPockets]

Why is he invited back on then? Is the host a dumbass? Don't play DnD so I don't actually know if the host is good or not. All I know is that the channel is Jeremy of G+G's but he lets the channel head (presumably the GM/host) run it so I assume Jeremy being in the game with Nick isn't a machination of Jeremy's and he will not 'abuse' his power to prevent Nick from getting on it.

It was scheduled before Nigger Nick pissed and shit himself for 7 hours.

So Nick is scheduled to appear on a dungeons and dragons stream tomorrow with Eric July's best friend Jeremy Griggs of Geeks and Gamers notoriety, who had this to say about the drama:
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But don't expect Nick to show up, using the convenient excuse that he was drinking and streaming with his boyfriend all night.

Edit with link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0D1lx9czvY