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Henry VIII would probably have his own subforum.
If the Farms existed pre-Internet, which historical figures would request personal armies?
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If various 20th century figures were on the Farms:
- Winston Churchill: Probably posts in mainly off topic boards, probably Former Staff
- Francisco Franco: Is your typical A&N user stereotype
- Huey Long: Would probably have his own very short-lived but very active thread
- Joseph McCarthy: Makes threads mocking Stalin and Mao, would probably get his own thread eventually
- Jozef Pilsudski: Frequently posts in the pro Ukraine happenings thread, probably leaves nasty comments on the pages of users who post in the Russia thread
- Pol Pot: Actively stalks and harasses users he dislikes on various sock accounts
- FDR: Makes hate replies to every pro Trump post in A&N and the TDS thread, tries to argue why Biden's children in cages are different
- Theodore Roosevelt: Is an active user, tries to make at least one post in every thread, posts memes frequently
- Woodrow Wilson: Tries to make threads about right wing politicians he doesn't like, gets banned eventually
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Ayn Rand. She would be in the same vein as Terry, trying to kickstart their own thing (objectivism) only for people to catch on it after their death. She'd probably get mocked for her weird relationship dynamic and %100 would A-log Stalin and any communist poster while orbiting McCarthy. She'd probably get MATI over people reminding her she's a jew.
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I can see Teddy being a constant frequenter of the Health and Fitness boards.
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Pierre Trudeau. No one liked the guy and he was quite the fuck up. Plus those that would defend him would be thread worthy on their own.
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Hitler's extended universe would be fun. Goebbels, despite being an especially petite man, had several affairs--one of which Hitler forced him to end. Himmler was super into mysticism. Plus, there was that whole "gay Nazis" thing that Shirer talks about, but I've never been certain how true it was.
A good community watch or BP thread would be the Byron, Shelley, and Mary Wollstonecraft crew. They seemed miserable.
Ben Franklin, bless him, would've had a great thread just because he did whatever he wanted whenever, and he never apologized for his hypocrisy. What a mensch.
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Emperor Norton: the insane guy who claimed to be the Emperor of the United States, San Francisco loved him, naturally.
Charles Guitea: the insane guy who shot James Garfield, this man was so insufferable that he kept joining cults full of insane people only to get kicked out because even other insane people couldn't stand him
Doctor Willard Bliss: the insane doctor who slowly tortured James Garfield to death, note Doctor was not his title it was his actual first name. This man had no medical training and had only spent a brief stint as a field surgeon during the civil war and this was all the qualification he needed to be put in charge of the president of the United States who he proceeded to starve to death by insisting on only feeding him through his anus. Because you could just do that in the 19th century.
Charles Guitea: the insane guy who shot James Garfield, this man was so insufferable that he kept joining cults full of insane people only to get kicked out because even other insane people couldn't stand him
Doctor Willard Bliss: the insane doctor who slowly tortured James Garfield to death, note Doctor was not his title it was his actual first name. This man had no medical training and had only spent a brief stint as a field surgeon during the civil war and this was all the qualification he needed to be put in charge of the president of the United States who he proceeded to starve to death by insisting on only feeding him through his anus. Because you could just do that in the 19th century.
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Hitler would make threads about Heinrich Himmler and Albert Speer on sock puppet accounts long before the end of WWII in Europe.
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Lincoln. He'd also be screeching to "TAKE THAT OFF THE GOSH DARN INTERNET NOW NOW NOW NOW!"
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Heh now that you say that Hitler and the Nazis would 100% have their own subforum.
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J. Edgar Hoover’s thread would be a good time.
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I would like to see a thread on J. Robert Oppenheimer.
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Nietzsche and Machiavelli threads would be gold.
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Nietzsche and Machiavelli threads would be gold.
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Nixon for sure & his whole crew of flunkies, John Dean, Haldeman, Erlichman, John Mitchell.
I see community forum for the whole Watergate extended cast, including great supporting stars like Martha Mitchell, Daniel Ellsberg & Rosemary Woods (the poor secretary forced to say she "accidentally" erased 18 minutes of recorded tape).
the G. Gordon Liddy thread alone would be killer, even if much overlap with J. Edgar Hoover's, mentioned already.
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Timothy Dexter's thread would be full of people saying "Okay he got lucky that last few times but THIS TIME he'll go bankrupt"
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JFK would totally be sperging about Castro here on a sock. Would eventually get his own thread after the Castro assassination attempts, and that thread would promptly die a swift death once JFK did.
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I'd vote for Marmaduke Grove, the epitome of the dude that says " that's not real communism"
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Diogenes. He would be have probably some Terry A.Davis schizoisms.
I feel like the forums would be divided in two camps for him.
The pro-Diogenes people would think he's based for taking a piss out of Plato and other philosopherfags. The anti-Diogenes people would consider him an annoying tryhard
and document him having his public freakouts and pissing on people.
Emperor Nero would be a fine schitzo and horrorcow.
A more recent example from the last century would definitely be Frida Kahlo. Mainly because
exhibits Anisa Jomha and other BP girlies thread's isms before Anisa and others were a thing.
Her thread would most likely be in the BP.
I feel like the forums would be divided in two camps for him.
The pro-Diogenes people would think he's based for taking a piss out of Plato and other philosopherfags. The anti-Diogenes people would consider him an annoying tryhard
and document him having his public freakouts and pissing on people.
Emperor Nero would be a fine schitzo and horrorcow.
A more recent example from the last century would definitely be Frida Kahlo. Mainly because
exhibits Anisa Jomha and other BP girlies thread's isms before Anisa and others were a thing.
Her thread would most likely be in the BP.
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Heraclius would write a thread on Muhammad, causing the entire site to be permanently DDoS'd