If the Farms existed pre-Internet, which historical figures would request personal armies?

[Yaya]

Helen Keller. Ain't even joking

 

[draggs]

I'm just imagining Null causing the American Revolution because George III ordered "this harathing, doxingeth committee of correspondence in the American colonies be suppressed for proclaiming His Majesty a 'niggerfaggot.'"

Ben Franklin definitely woulda been a Former Staff

 

[BikeLock]

If the Farms would have started pre-internet, Martin Luthor would have surely been the founder, as he was "The Prototype" of all shitposters.

This nigger right here would have tried to use the Farms to recruit his own personal army, perhaps forgetting how much we all dislike our manual farm equipment.

 

[insensitive]

Joseph McCarthy comes to mind. Maybe Nixon? Malcom X too.

 

[sanguiduct]

Diogenes would try PA Plato on a sock account after Plato's incredibly successful thread on Diogenes.

 

[Kier]

Jefferson Davis would make a PA request

 

[rrtyui]

Napoleon did. And he succeeded.

I'd join him to be honest

 

[draggs]

Diogenes would try PA Plato on a sock account after Plato's incredibly successful thread on Diogenes.

And then they'd both try to PA Aristophanes for alogging Socrates so hard

 

[A Grey Cat]

If the farms was an underground magazine in the 60s I can see Manson taking out ads in the back pages to join his ranch. Only to be disappointed to discover a majority of the farms readers are guys and what chickadees do read can't be swayed even by his charisma.

 

[sanguiduct]

Lots of artist, Francis Bacon, Salvador Dali, Vincent van Gogh, Frida Kahlo...

There would absolutely have been a thread on Dalí.
Also while I'm at it it's a shame Kiwifarms didn't exist at the same time as this great historical lolcow as he would've had a great thread.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

The American Civil War thread would be wild.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

The American Civil War thread would be wild.

You mean threads, one for the War of the Slaveholders' Rebellion and the Second American Revolutionary War.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

You mean threads, one for the War of the Slaveholders' Rebellion and the Second American Revolutionary War.

Of course, except replace the latter with "War of Northern Aggression"

 

[Dilf Department]

Van Gogh would be a wholesome skitzocow like Terry Davis and Deborah Ramos

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I could see guys like Jim Jones and L. Ron Hubbard sending their followers to PA us. Then when they failed, they'd send even more of their followers to shit up the site and force Null to create a sub-forum so we can laugh at them.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

George Washington would make a thread on the forum calling King George a faggot.

Then he would lose the Revolutionary war.

 

[Makov]

Woodrow Wilson during WW1

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Julius Caesar

 

[TV's Adam West]

Caligula. Anyone who actually studies history would know Caligula would have a very active thread.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Helen Keller. Ain't even joking

No one saw it coming.