Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 68 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.5%

  • Total voters
    385
The video in Dickless Masterson's tweet is Ryan Carson, age 32, who was stabbed to death. He was a Liberal activist and Antifa member. I only connected this because of the video pic was the same one on vidmax.com , a site I watch for daily video uploads. Other sites that confirm his identity connected to Antifa that are not MSM are below. (Video is hyperlinked above.)
It's such a beautiful story. It warms my heart seeing someone get what they deserve. The beaner bitch is probably already fucking the nigger who killed her boyfriend. Very surprised he had a girlfriend.
 
ISOM is a large, fully colored, 80-ish page graphic novel with high-quality pages and ink. That's gonna bump up the price.

It would also be pants on head retarded for a person who's entire M.O. is "I want to prove that these artists can make make a real living unlike the industry standard" to request/demand artists take a financial hit so Eric's company can rake in the benefits at their expense. You think $17.50 caused a spergout?
Even at 80 pages and full color it still should be between $5-10 for the printing costs.

As for the artists taking a hit, it would be only for the charity portion and could easily be used to hype them up as well. I don't think $17.50 caused the spergout, I think Nick and Dax are just bitter retards. Ultimately, I don't think it's wrong for Eric to sell them at $17.50 for charity, I just think he could probably played it better in a few ways, but as it is, there's nothing exceptional about the whole thing good or bad.
 
Could you imagine Nick with a large boat though? He's not remotely equipped to operate it, not even what I suppose passes as sober for him these days. If he doesn't crash it immediately and kills everybody on board he'd have to deal being on who the fuck knows what he takes in addition to his drinking that would make it hell for him if he doesn't just fall overboard and drown. Nick, don't get a boat, I'm not ready to stop laughing at you. Buy one for the Jujusquad though, have Drexel go along.
Nick already has bad luck with boats. Even before he reduced himself to the state you see today. Last time I heard Nick talk about a boat, it was that time years ago he related a story where he had an expensive handgun that he dropped overboard and it was never recovered.

Still, I think a boat might be safer than that Ducati he said he wanted to buy. If he actually buys that Ducati I seriously think he'll kill himself with it.
 
ISOM is a large, fully colored, 80-ish page graphic novel with high-quality pages and ink. That's gonna bump up the price.

It would also be pants on head retarded for a person who's entire M.O. is "I want to prove that these artists can make make a real living unlike the industry standard" to request/demand artists take a financial hit so Eric's company can rake in the benefits at their expense. You think $17.50 caused a spergout?
AFAIK, July just paid his artists up front with a high page rate. Sales percentages are usually only offered by creators who can't afford to just pay a decent $/per page.
For all I know though, he could just be adding the building's lease and his employees' wages and the utilities to 'operational costs' and it'd be totally legal. If the IRS isn't busting his ass why should I care?
 
When I saw this picture from earlier in the thread, it was too perfect. It's so on the nose. I don't even want to go back and see what the original looks.

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Sorry I don't know how to do transparent backgrounds in paint.
 
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Eric is making around $3-$4 per book for shipping, which accounts for labour and materials. It takes the same effort to pack one book (most purchases ) and 10 books. This figure is not unreasonable unless you never had a real job and think free shipping is actually free, which Eric is well within his rights to incorporate shipping costs into the purchase and make shipping appear "free" for the drooling Amazon consoomers like Balldo and Juju.
Furthermore, I read somewhere they Eric sold 1000 or 2000 copies for the charity event.
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So shipping costs stagnate at around $6 per book.
Ordinarily, shipping one copy would cost $9.7.
Difference is about $3-$4.
Difference between 17.5 and 13.5 is $4.
Juju and Vito the Pedo is bitching about $1 in labour and packing materials.

Essentially, Eric isn't lying.
Juju is a balding unfunny faggot.
Vito is a fat nonce.
Riley should troon out.

This midget shows up to your Texan business. What do?
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(Not a shoop, he actually paid $29.95 for this shirt from Ethan Ralph, just to then get into a fight with him, both men exhibiting their gunts for the world to see.)

Yes, Riley. So want to calculate how much profit Ethan Ralph made from you and contrast this to Eric?
Cut your dick off and wear a dress.

Say what you like about the tenets of anarchocapitalism, dude, at least it's an ethos.
(Irrelevant.)
I was an AnCap for a large portion of my life, read the texts and philosophy as well, so I can understand their way of thought.
(Now more of a minarchist type.)
 
Rackets' deadpan game being sometimes okay and 'lost it in a boating accident, ATF Dude' being a literal gun owner meme, I have to ask, was he serious?
TBH, he could have been doing a meme but, if he was, he made absolutely no effort to explain that he was. Everybody seemed to just take the story at face value.

Riley should troon out.
He wouldn't be the first Dickhead to do so.

In 2020, Digibro was "dunking" on the "Karen Farms" in song form with Riley.

In 2023, Digibro calls himself Trixie, and is homeless on the streets of Tulsa, OK trying and failing to light a Coleman gas stove with his gay boyfriend.

Life can be strange and wonderful sometimes. You just need to bide your time.
 
Anyone who watches all of nicks stream yesterday, did he say anything about today's no stream? Is he already off his "nashville reinvigorated my energy and excitement for streaming" phase?

I mean, it's not surprising but you'd think he'd want to hammer in more than the bare minimum being so close to contract renegotiation.
He mentioned it last night. Just said he had other obligations, nothing more.

He said he'd be back tomorrow (Wed) after being on Xia's show. She's the OF girl and regular with Coomalot.
Edit: She's XiaLand on YT if anyone wants to stomach it.
 
Still, I think a boat might be safer than that Ducati he said he wanted to buy. If actually buys that Ducati I seriously think he'll kill himself with it.
That is the most donorcycle of all donorcycles (other than maybe the Vincent Black Shadow). While it would be an end to the fun, it would be hilarious if this moron who drove a Mustang off the lot and immediately crashed it because he's retarded would get a crotch-rocket like that and immediately crash it into a wall.
 
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That is the most donorcycle of all donorcycles (other than maybe the Vincent Black Shadow). While it would be an end to the fun, it would be hilarious if this moron who drove a Mustang off the lot and immediately crashed it because he's retarded would get a crotch-rocket like that and immediately crash it into a wall.
And pass the sonichu demon to an unwitting victim? Or maybe it's an alcohol demon.
 
He mentioned it last night. Just said he had other obligations, nothing more.

He said he'd be back tomorrow (Wed) after being on Xia's show. She's the OF girl and regular with Coomalot.
Edit: She's XiaLand on YT if anyone wants to stomach it.

Pretty sure he said something about being out-of-town Tuesday and "being really busy" Wed on Himedall's Locals clips. But similarly gave no detail.
 
I was an AnCap for a large portion of my life, read the texts and philosophy as well, so I can understand their way of thought.
(Now more of a minarchist type.)
Shit! All this time I was hoping you were in tight with the CCP and could have something done about Liz Long Gone. Oh well, maybe she'll he'll get eaten by a dingo.
 
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This goes without hyperbole, Nick should be disbarred

Old comment, but what would this actually do to Nick?

He’s fed up with legal content anyway, and even if he were to be disbarred, nothing about his show or lifestyle hinges on him maintaining the ability to practice law. You don’t need to be an attorney to analyze court documents or give legal analysis of a court case. You also don’t need to be one to understand the law or translate legalese. The plain fact of the matter is that nothing Nick has ever done on his show required him to be a lawyer.

During Weeb Wars it gave him a sense of credibility, but if he were to be disbarred tomorrow, he would just use it to milk content, likely do a successful crowd funding campaign, and the continue like nothing happened. More or less the YouTube banning all over again.
 
Old comment, but what would this actually do to Nick?

He’s fed up with legal content anyway, and even if he were to be disbarred, nothing about his show or lifestyle hinges on him maintaining the ability to practice law. You don’t need to be an attorney to analyze court documents or give legal analysis of a court case. You also don’t need to be one to understand the law or translate legalese. The plain fact of the matter is that nothing Nick has ever done on his show required him to be a lawyer.

During Weeb Wars it gave him a sense of credibility, but if he were to be disbarred tomorrow, he would just use it to milk content, likely do a successful crowd funding campaign, and the continue like nothing happened. More or less the YouTube banning all over again.
I kinda agree with you here but, OTOH, I think he would seriously lose his shit if he were ever disbarred. Look at how he responded to being called a non-practicing attorney by July. Being referred to as a disbarred former attorney would likely be even more devastating to his ego. Every time he'd try to own somebody on a legal point, a-logs and detractors would point out he's disbarred and his opinion should be discarded.

Maybe it would be, as you suggest, a situation where he'd chimp out for a while, but then keep on trucking. Counting on, as ever, for people that don't know any better to believe he's right and that they should give him their money. I dunno.

Mind you, I don't think he's gonna be disbarred, so this is purely hypothetical.
 
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