Sega - It's more than just Sonic Autism

Mr. Duck said:
SEGA Forever was a dumb idea anyways, it was just the same Genesis roms they have been selling for decades now + the Sonic 1 and 2 mobile ports, but now with ads.
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Have you been living under a rock?
 
Wait they turned Ulala into a tranny?
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Here are some screenshots of Hyenas so that we'll all see what wonderful and glorious game big mean Sega didn't want us to play:
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Man, I can't keep up the sarcasm, everything about that game just looked so gross. By the way, GamesRadar had an article that even outlined the system requirements:

Hyenas specs​

While Creative Assembly is yet to reveal the final specs required to play Hyenas in 2023, we do know the minimum and recommended for the alpha. The studio says that "as this is the first alpha, the system requirements are high. The team is working hard on optimising the game and lowering these specs. We’ll have more updates for you in the future. A general rule of thumb at the moment is that if your PC is over 5 years old, you’ll likely be unable to run Hyenas."

The minimum spec required to play Hyenas alpha is:

OS: Windows 7
Processor: Quad core processor running at 2.5 Ghz
RAM: 10GB
VRAM: 5GB
DirectX: 12
Drive Space: -31GB

The recommended spec for playing Hyenas alpha is:

OS: 64bit Windows 10
Processor: Any 6th Gen Intel Processor, or any Ryzen 1000 series or above
RAM: 16GB
VRAM: 6GB - Nvidia 1660 or AMD 5600 XT or Vega 556
DirectX: 12
Drive Space: -31GB
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Not quite Starfield-high, but there's a minimum of 5GB VRAM? For a multiplayer hero shooter intended to be ported to PS4 & Xbone? Ouch.

Also in that article is a reveal video from something called "Future Games Show".
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This goes nicely hand-in-hand with how the developers chimped out over coomer mods for Total War several years ago. https://archive.ph/l8q2K
 
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Pissmaster said:
-late 2021-
@Vyse Inglebard: "Sega can we please get a new Skies of Arcadia?"
Sega: "No. Monkey."

-early 2023-
@Vyse Inglebard: "Okay now can we please get a new Skies of Arcadia?"
Sega: "NO. monkey"
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2024:
Me: OK, you got your big Sonic, Yakuza and Persona games out of the way, and you cancelled that wokeshit shooter, NOW can we get a Skies of Arcadia remaster?!

SEGA: NO. Monkey.

Me:.....is it because I'm black?
 
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Vyse Inglebard said:
2024:
Me: OK, you got your big Sonic, Yakuza and Persona games out of the way, and you cancelled that wokeshit shooter, NOW can we get a Skies of Arcadia remaster?!
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You forgot Puyo Puyo
 
Puyo Puyo is fine.. it's fever that's retarded.

Speaking of which, recently gave Puyo Puyo Champions on the switch a try and it's a dissapointment considering the online servers have cobwebs growing on them outside of the same few japanese players I kept encountering. I'm hoping Puyo Puyo Tetris fairs better in that regard.
 
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Celebrate Nite said:
Puyo Puyo is fine.. it's fever that's retarded.

Speaking of which, recently gave Puyo Puyo Champions on the switch a try and it's a dissapointment considering the online servers have cobwebs growing on them outside of the same few japanese players I kept encountering. I'm hoping Puyo Puyo Tetris fairs better in that regard.
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I think I have that on switch.
I only play Tetris.
 
Oh boy, another stinker from the wokies at Creative Assembly, creators of the smash hit billion dollar title Hyenas™.
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Here's a mad review:
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An ABSOLUTE DISAPPOINTMENT, if these people believe that we expect a story that is equal to the Warhemmer or the latest games they have released, it is because they have NO IDEA what we, the most veterans of the saga, those of us who grew up, have been looking for for a LONG TIME. with the first total war, in my case since the first total war, very small, you have ruined a saga for the sake of money to turn it into a saga for all audiences, in the end what you end up getting is the opposite effect, because People know your saga with the most casual, but people love your games for those that go from ROME 2 backwards, if you hurry me a lot from Attila, but for me from ROME 2 you changed the entire game and the magic that It had every total war that came out, totally different from the previous one and improving it in everything, now it's all a copy and paste.

The simile of this game is like the Farcry that rehashes the maps of the previous game, like the Farcry Primal, and it will happen to you like that game, its best game was 2, and due to chance and sales to the Very good beginning, now what? EXACTLY the same thing is happening to you, WANT UP!!!
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In fact, a lot of the reviews just feel... tired. It doesn't really help that the screenshots look like a PS3 game, either.
 
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