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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 295 13.1%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.5%

  • Total voters
    2,259
Believe it or not, most people would probably be sympathetic to the plight of people suffering from gender dysphoria if they weren't so god damn insufferable by ruining everything for normal people. However, all that good will has been squandered and there is now a not insignificant swath of people who aren't just indifferent or even sympathetic to trans people, but instead actively hate them because of their activism.
Trans people are fine. My hatred for troons is entirely due to how much they fucked shit up for trans people. Trans people, not fetishists, were starting to get the help they needed. Everyone should have access to proper medical and psychological treatment. Then troons went full retard and now no one can get the help they need because people with a fetish fucked it up for everyone and attracted actual ire from the rest of society.
 
Personally, I recall the first few agps, before I or society at large knew what they were, emerging in the pages of Bizarre magazine in the 90s-00s. I recall that they were mostly involved in porn or extreme “arts”, but it was pretty clear they were trying to mold themselves into a postmodern post reality creature.
One or two even made the claim of gynos not realizing that they had a constructed approximation of a vagina.
I guess that would have been more to do with a greatly lower number, politeness and a genuine want to not upset an unpredictable person, rather than fear of losing their career then though.
There was also the occasional readers letter complaining about the pre-ops who enjoyed being chicks with dicks. They would claim that true transsexual people were disgusted by their own genitals.
Buck Angel was in it a few times too.
Yes, transvestites / AGPs have always been a thing, but very much a rarity to hear of one having a sex change and “living as a woman”. And dickgirls (HSTSs) pretty much exclusively in porn. I think most people would have viewed these as an oddity and in no way a threat.

But the modern (and younger) variety of queer transbian or troon emerging into the mainstream, along with pooners, and being loud and proud and gunning for womens rights seems to have only gained steam and entered the public consciousness after 2016.
 
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Trans people are fine. My hatred for troons is entirely due to how much they fucked shit up for trans people. Trans people, not fetishists, were starting to get the help they needed. Everyone should have access to proper medical and psychological treatment. Then troons went full retard and now no one can get the help they need because people with a fetish fucked it up for everyone and attracted actual ire from the rest of society.
lol, trans people? Go back to reddit, tranny.
 
The Tranchers were featured in a newly released Video From Vice alongside Lucas John Roberts AKA Keffals. I have no idea when this footage was filmed or if it is new but it definitely was filmed at The Tranch. Vice sent a Black MTF, Eva Reign which has written one (1) article for Vice to do the interviewing
The Tranchers are featured from 0:00 to 9:00 and again from 21:55 to 22:10
to be fair, this is an accurate representation of the community.
 
Personally, I recall the first few agps, before I or society at large knew what they were, emerging in the pages of Bizarre magazine in the 90s-00s. I recall that they were mostly involved in porn or extreme “arts”, but it was pretty clear they were trying to mold themselves into a postmodern post reality creature.
I generally had a fairly positive opinion of most of these people at the time. Being deliberately transgressive and actually being amused by shocking the straights is markedly different than defiling society and insisting the straights not just not be shocked by your degenerate bullshit, but must actively participate in your delusion and pretend you're normal.

The first is being an irl troll of sorts, and casting societal norms into question. Societal norms should be open to question.

The second is an authoritarian, and even fascist attempt to use the power of the state to enforce conformity with what you now declare to be new norms (despite your postmodern tenets supposedly being that objective reality and norms are fake anyway).
 
Maybe this is some sunk-cost fallacy where they put this money into producing a 'documentary' and released it despite the Tranch collapse in order to recoup as least some of the cost? I'm guessing they may have finished editing right around the time things were getting grim and decided to wait, thinking that 7 months post-implosion was long enough for people to forget about it. Big miscalculation on their part. The Tranch was high profile enough to raise what was probably a couple hundred thousand of giftbux over its run. A lot of normies would have heard about it, donated, and are now experiencing frustration about being tricked out of their hard-earned money.
I believe your over thinking it. Vice went bankrup.. Its more likely they have contractual agreements with streaming platforms like Roku and they had to find something, anything, to push out the door so they dug this episode out of the trashcan.
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One of George Soros funds owns it now but who knows if they plan on ever restaffing it. I think if they had any pro-trans people (or anyone at all) still working there they would have told them not to run this. The Tranch and Keffels are both things pro trans people I think would be happy to see memory holed.
Now anyone with a most basic digging is going to find out:
a) The Tranch imploded on it's own and bunch of cute animals slowly died in total suffering.
b) Keffles turned out to be a racist who snorted 100k of donos up his nose,
c) Motherfucking Kwifarms dot NET is back online. So name dropping it now is just going to drive traffic here.
 
an alpaca that produces 10 pounds of raw fiber that is sold at $3 an ounce would generate about $500 in income.

I call bullshit on those figures. Didn't someone do the maths once and reckon that they were making at most $10-15,000 a year from the whole herd. That's $50-75 a head if they've got 200, which by coincidence is roughly what these people charge to shear them. Now there may have been a business there if they had processed all that wool themselves and converted it into overpriced pink and blue bobble hats (I wonder if Fat Tony would buy one) and sweaters, but the Tranchers were far too lazy to do that.

You know, how not to farm animals.
So close and yet so far. A very common trick to lead a ewe that has just given birth to where you want to take her is to hold the newborn lamb up by the front legs, dangle it in front of her nose, then go where you want and she will just follow (sorry, I can't find a video). You do however try to keep the lamb as original smelling as possible and not wipe it all over a dirty t-shirt that reeks of unwashed troon.
 
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Trans people, not fetishists, were starting to get the help they needed. Everyone should have access to proper medical and psychological treatment.
Agreed, and I think in the majority of cases, gender dysphoria should be treated with nearly anything else before bodily mutilation. And these alternative treatments were seeing a good deal of success before the cock chop lobby realized they could make out like bandits by marketing cock chops combined with a life-long need for troon drugs.

Troons are the ultimate consoomers and the perfect suckers for anything from Troonsformer toys to unnecessary medical procedures.

The vast majority should have had psychiatric intervention rather than hideously destructive surgery.

Also there's the straight-to-video sequel with Kevryn, also featuring alpacas and devastated Martian landscapes.
 
Raising alpacas is workable. Like all farming and ranching, it's labor intensive. You have to be smart about it too
I just mean why not try to make something more like a larger community garden for some subsistence veggies first? An intro to the concept, like you get a lot and go down in shifts and see of you can raise a sustainable amount instead of getting a huge fuck off ranch and trying to raise animals to make products from to sell, or like Chaz where they had a community to feed but wasted space on herbs and tomatoes or something
 
Trans people, not fetishists, were starting to get the help they needed.
I don't know which trans people you've been watching, but all I ever see is them being encouraged to mutilate themselves and screaming at anyone who suggests they may benefit from therapy instead. Rates of trans suicide are up, not down, from what I've seen, unless you have some statistics to show otherwise.
 
I just mean why not try to make something more like a larger community garden for some subsistence veggies first?

Maybe it's because alpacas are passive and have animal genitals and orifices. Imagine it from a troon's perspective.

Seriously. Left fascists may be formidable insurgents, scam artists and terrorists, but their honest business ventures are always made of pure fail. They simply don't understand how business and profits work, and are far more emotionally and psychologically comfortable being parasites and stealing from others. You can spend some time with them in any Ivy League college town and see it for yourself. Don't bother with Asians studying complex mathematics, astrophysics or biochemistry - specifically look for students with gender studies or something like "third world solidarity studies" majors. Those are the ones with parental money to burn, walk around in 'revolutionary' drag and who don't give a fuck.
 
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