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Ammyterasu said:
It has a very classical look and I think Chris would have chosen one with gaudy gems on it if he paid for it. Maybe he got it when he picked up stuff from his old house and it was Bob's?
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Its possible that if Bob wasn't buried with it and chris never pawned it off, chris may have reused Bob's wedding ring. If that's the case it would be the biggest fuck you to bob since chris battered barbs snatch, first he fucks his wife then he steals his ring to marry a (possibility younger) tard.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
Face it incels!! You really do have NO EXCUSE. NONE!

Some of you clung onto the hope that she was some tard wrangler getting nonconsensually felt up by Chris, but a literal World Infamous most documented tard on the Internet... well known by millions for raping his elderly mother, a "transbian" who is the embodiment / archetype / avatar of Autistic Manchild Whose Love Quest Will Never Be Fulfilled

...has ACTUALLY fulfilled said Love Quest. Has ACTUALLY gotten laid with someone who isn't an elderly dementia patient old enough to have shared space on this Earth with Adolf Hitler and Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

Have you gotten laid yet?

Do you have a girlfriend??

No???
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I'M WORKIN' ON IT!
 
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So that really is Bob's wedding ring?

Just when you don't think it's possible for Chris to stoop any lower.
 
Chris CHAD with yet another accomplishment, he now LITERALLY has made redditors start COPING HARD over their failures relative to the Goddess Blue Heart of Ruckersville, Virginia

"He doesn’t have a girlfriend you idiots

Just because he’s pictured with some tard at his group home doesn’t mean they’re in a relationship you nitwits."

"I also don't believe it yet, i wonder when the truth will come out"

"if he actually has a sweetheart before me im so done with my bullshit life"

"Anyone who thinks CWC is capable of scoring with any person other than Barb or Sockness needs a major reality check."

"The girl looks like a cabbage patch doll...I already have a much hotter girlfriend who doesn’t look like an 80’s doll thanks lol"

 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
Chris CHAD with yet another accomplishment, he now LITERALLY has made redditors start COPING HARD over their failures relative to the Goddess Blue Heart of Ruckersville, Virginia

"He doesn’t have a girlfriend you idiots

Just because he’s pictured with some tard at his group home doesn’t mean they’re in a relationship you nitwits."

"I also don't believe it yet, i wonder when the truth will come out"

"if he actually has a sweetheart before me im so done with my bullshit life"

"Anyone who thinks CWC is capable of scoring with any person other than Barb or Sockness needs a major reality check."

"The girl looks like a cabbage patch doll...I already have a much hotter girlfriend who doesn’t look like an 80’s doll thanks lol"

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Whatever were we to do without this knowledge.

I'm not even sure this could go in the Random Thoughts and Questions thread, ttytt.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Whatever were we to do without this knowledge.

I'm not even sure this could go in the Random Thoughts and Questions thread, ttytt.
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We should hold it to our hearts to warm us and have a good little chuckle about it.

Maybe if the redditors took some initiative they could get sent to some kind of tard group, where they too could find a partner who'd match their mental capacity. Instead they sit inside online and whine jealously, like reddit users do.

Photographic evidence of them making out needs to be obtained. Down with the a-logs.


Bro I hope they make a baby (Chris, not the redditors). Countless welfare recipients are born every day who aren't entertaining at all, they just shoot heroin and try to strip the copper piping out of your house while you're on vacation, so may as well add one that is entertaining.
 
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Chris CHAD with yet another accomplishment, he now LITERALLY has made redditors start COPING HARD over their failures relative to the Goddess Blue Heart of Ruckersville, Virginia

"He doesn’t have a girlfriend you idiots

Just because he’s pictured with some tard at his group home doesn’t mean they’re in a relationship you nitwits."

"I also don't believe it yet, i wonder when the truth will come out"

"if he actually has a sweetheart before me im so done with my bullshit life"

"Anyone who thinks CWC is capable of scoring with any person other than Barb or Sockness needs a major reality check."

"The girl looks like a cabbage patch doll...I already have a much hotter girlfriend who doesn’t look like an 80’s doll thanks lol"

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that pic of him kissing her should have told them different
 
Glassshardballpit said:
I'm just wondering how he convinced the group home to let him date this girl.

Man, Chris didn't earn the title "Teflon Tard" for nothing. He literally just had to find someone who would pity him enough or who was desperate enough.
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Group homes can't have a say in what individuals do for such things. They have to basically have a court declare them unfit to make any of their choices at all for that to happen and that usually only happens in cases where people are actual drooling retards to make hospital visits and relocations easier.
 
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Group homes can't have a say in what individuals do for such things. They have to basically have a court declare them unfit to make any of their choices at all for that to happen and that usually only happens in cases where people are actual drooling retards to make hospital visits and relocations easier.
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Our taxes at work.
 
My Earnest Opinions said:
Chris CHAD with yet another accomplishment, he now LITERALLY has made redditors start COPING HARD over their failures relative to the Goddess Blue Heart of Ruckersville, Virginia

"He doesn’t have a girlfriend you idiots

Just because he’s pictured with some tard at his group home doesn’t mean they’re in a relationship you nitwits."

"I also don't believe it yet, i wonder when the truth will come out"

"if he actually has a sweetheart before me im so done with my bullshit life"

"Anyone who thinks CWC is capable of scoring with any person other than Barb or Sockness needs a major reality check."

"The girl looks like a cabbage patch doll...I already have a much hotter girlfriend who doesn’t look like an 80’s doll thanks lol"

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Lock up your mothers and daughters Or Goddess Blue Heart will spread his love all over them. But seriously if Chris's really this successful with the ladies a Pimp saga might be on the way.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
...has ACTUALLY fulfilled said Love Quest. Has ACTUALLY gotten laid with someone who isn't an elderly dementia patient old enough to have shared space on this Earth with Adolf Hitler and Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
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Imagine being an incel on a planet with CHRIS-CHAD on it. He is a pussy-slaying monster.
 
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Woah, I think I know this woman. This is her ex-boyfriend if IIRC.

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Not sure if they are state workers or anything, but I remember them saying they were in some kinda apple juice and skin powder business.
 
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Fedsmokers_secret_stash said:
Its possible that if Bob wasn't buried with it and chris never pawned it off, chris may have reused Bob's wedding ring. If that's the case it would be the biggest fuck you to bob since chris battered barbs snatch, first he fucks his wife then he steals his ring to marry a (possibility younger) tard.
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Bob was cremated and his ashes are stored in a columbarium. Usually jewelry is removed prior to cremation.

Chris could very well be wearing Bob's ring, or it might be some other ring Chris had around. He had a bunch of them before he went to jail. Chris has attached great meaning to rings in the past, recall the Amnyfest ring for example (which he recovered in 2018.)
 

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