The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[cherrysour]

Bottom line here is that everyone in this thread has (god be with us) seen Kevin braless and that picture is in no way accurately represents his actual physique.

 

[Trianon]

Bottom line here is that everyone in this thread has (god be with us) seen Kevin braless and that picture is in no way an accurate representation of his actual physique.

That is why he has to hike the bra up so high (Keffals does this too, his bra strap is damn across his shoulder blades). It's the only way they can have cleavage, given they all have tuberous breasts.

 

[David Glowie]

It's the only way they can have cleavage, given they all have tuberous breasts.

I always misparse that as "tuberculous breasts".

 

[Temperance]

Patreon videos:

Spoiler: Boring

They talk in this one, but I'm not sure what it's about:

Spoiler: Unfortunate side-note

The Tranchers might have noticed that they've been (unintentionally?) exposing the Patreon video URLs in their Patreon post previews. The most recent videos from last week were locked down properly. Compare:

Maybe they thought KF was gone this whole time, and they only just now realized they were wrong when the .net site came back up recently.
So anyway, I won't be able to share Patreon updates if they keep doing this. RIP.

Some pictures:

Spoiler: The injured alpaca

Reminder to myself to check on this other alpaca in any future videos. That doesn't look normal, but it's hard to tell without a closer look.

If we aren't getting any more Patreon videos, then I'm fine with it, tbh. I think these last few pictures basically sum up the new Tranch.


An increasingly-diminished group of animals on a patchy, desertifying plot of land. Random piles of feces, garbage, and construction materials everywhere. The animals (including an injured alpaca and a horribly raggedy sheep) scrounge for food in the dirt, because the Tranchers are too lazy to use anything other than easily-spillable plastic buckets. Wonderful.

Their Patreon has (unsurprisingly) been trending downward. It'll likely be under $1k/month soon.
https://graphtreon.com/creator/TenaciousUnicornRanch

Here's the all-time graph.

That first spike in March/April 2021 was from the fake "siege". The second spike from August 2022 to January 2023 was from the initial drama with Bonnie when he first started vocally calling them out on Twitter. I guess a bunch of lapsed Tranch supporters decided to throw in some money again to spite the evil landlord. ...but then the Tranch totally collapsed by March, and they've been bleeding supporters ever since.

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Bonnie is barely active on Twitter anymore, but I noticed he has a new profile picture. He hasn't changed his bio, so maybe he's still with Kindness? Still flirting with Munchie stuff too.


Throwing some shade at the Tranchers:

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Jen shilled the VICE video. The video is currently at 60k views with only 1.9k likes but over 2.1k comments. RATIO
Wonder what Jen thinks of the top comments all trashing the Tranch and VICE's awful journalism?

Still working on his game. Sounds like it might be done soon?

Spoiler: Pics

Jen heaps some allegations on Bonnie again. Even brings up Bonnie's pedophile father.

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I wasn't planning on posting anymore about Fedposter J, but this showed up in a Google search:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/denvercollective/posts/6475440329249060/ [Archive]

Hi all! We are three queer transfemmes looking for housing. Josephine, (me) my partner Jezebel, and our third Yuna. I work full time though I'm between jobs at the moment, and take care of the others who have invisible disabilities.
Some about me - I used to be one of the people behind the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. I eventually would like to do another radical politics cooperative land project, with the lessons I learned from that experience. I enjoy gardening, hiking, talking radical politics, reading, being handy with tools, etc. I also have a dog I owe my life to, Starbuck.
Trying to find a space where my partners can do some healing from trauma, and we can do some leg work towards obtaining a USDA loan for the land project (growing gourmet mushrooms/farming small scale). Ideally we would like to have access to two bedrooms, but I know on our budget (around $1200 +/-) that could be difficult. I'm more than willing to lend my ableness to helping around the property - I've done odd handy jobs, landscaping, fire mitigation, animal husbandry, you name it.
Open to pretty much anywhere around the Denver/Boulder area.
If you know of any potential opportunities please let me know! We're in a unstable situation right now and the sooner we could find something workable and peaceful the better.

I can't stand Facebook (and don't have an account), so hopefully someone else in this thread can check out J's FB occasionally to see if he's making his own version of the Tranch or another troon anarchist militia.

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Miscellaneous

Reddit thread about the VICE video: https://www.reddit.com/r/BlockedAnd...ice_releases_a_story_featuring_the_tenacious/ [Archive]
Ovarit thread about the Tranch: https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/481834/tenacious-unicorn-ranch [Archive]

Reminder that the Ash Coyote "We Are Tenacious" documentary will have a virtual screening very soon. Available from October 12th to the 22nd.
https://watch.eventive.org/sfgreenfest2023/play/64f0de399f648900b8262486

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The Tranchers might have noticed that they've been (unintentionally?) exposing the Patreon video URLs in their Patreon post previews. The most recent videos from last week were locked down properly. Compare:

Maybe they thought KF was gone this whole time, and they only just now realized they were wrong when the .net site came back up recently.
So anyway, I won't be able to share Patreon updates if they keep doing this. RIP.

I don't think they did it because of le evil Kiwi Farmers. Patreon did an update last week that split the "make a new post" feature into two separate pages vs. the one page it used to be. In the old style, you upload your media, put in your post text, tag it, etc. all on one page. Now it's split up into two pages, and a side-effect of that is the text preview section is much more conspicuous. The text preview section takes the first 140 characters of text in your post so non-Patrons can get a sneak peek and you have to manually clear out the field if you don't want it. In the old Patreon, that was off to the side on the posting page and easy to miss. Now, it's front and center of the second page when you go to make a post so if I had to guess, Jen only just now noticed it was a thing and deleted it since the whole point of the Patreon is the unlisted Youtube videos. Here's what it looks like now, I don't have any screenshots of what it used to look like, but you can see how conspicuous the text preview section is now:

The "video and text previews are public" line is also new.

 

[Oxyjen]

They talk in this one, but I'm not sure what it's about:

“We don’t have any crias left that need this”
“That’s sad”
Referring to a food bowl or something. Probably for the best that they don’t have any fresh crias, seeing as it’s already October.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

81 maps and almost 18k "events". This is why autists should never build games.

 

[stupid frog]

Josie with his retarded wife, and retarded child (he has sex with both)

 

[Oxyjen]

Josie with his retarded wife, and retarded child (he has sex with both)

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It’s actually MATI-inducing that this stubbly dickhead would insist on you referring to him as a woman. Just look at him.
At least the other one vaguely put some effort into it (YWNBAW though).

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Bonnie is still with Kindness?

Despicable, how could he have access to such a glowing mass of crazy and keep her hidden away from the internet like this? Bring back the bird robot.

 

[BScCollateral]

Throwing some shade at the Tranchers:

Founder and landlord of an alpaca ranch.
Doesn't know the correct spelling of "shear" as in "shearing alpacas."

 

[AngryTreeRat]

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This pic was posted in another thread and I wanted to point out how high these true and honest women wear their bras so we can point and laugh at it. The apex of the moob is parallel with their armpits, lol. Natural women's breasts in properly fitted bras should have the apex of the breast approximately halfway down the arm; slightly higher for petites, and slightly lower for women with a very, very full bosom. But never the armpit. If you're having trouble picturing this just imagine the anatomy of a bra. the apex of the cups are in-line with the band, and the band passes UNDER the armpit. these guys must be wearing their bras at a serious angle or something. Next I've included an approximation of where i think the apex of their bustlines should be:

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If you think they look like they'd be particularly saggy in this instance, the above picture is truncated above their navels which is skewing the perspective, so for reference I've included a diagram of the hadid sisters braless, below. If you disagree with me on nipple placement for the Hadids by half an inch or so don't sweat it, the overall point is their breasts are very small and perky and still align closer to the midline of the upper arm rather than the armpit. (Also recall that bras should be supportive and not change the anatomy substantially, otherwise teh bra cuts into the shoulders and you get a wicked back ache)

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I'll take this a step further. The MALE nipple sits at about half way down the upper arm, a bit higher if anything. A woman's breast usually result in lower nipple placement due to the natural weight. Look at AA cup women (thank God cup sizes work like batteries, otherwise my male brain would be fuuuuck) to see how high their nipples are and how similar it is to men. It really shows just how much during our earliest development certain characteristics are points the same for men and women, and the true difference is how they develop beyond the baseline. The near complete lack of fatty breast tissue makes it noticeable. So these bras don't even align with where their male nipples should be. They are just entirely placed as a fetish accessory.

 

[Nate Higgers]

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This pic was posted in another thread and I wanted to point out how high these true and honest women wear their bras so we can point and laugh at it. The apex of the moob is parallel with their armpits, lol. Natural women's breasts in properly fitted bras should have the apex of the breast approximately halfway down the arm; slightly higher for petites, and slightly lower for women with a very, very full bosom. But never the armpit. If you're having trouble picturing this just imagine the anatomy of a bra. the apex of the cups are in-line with the band, and the band passes UNDER the armpit. these guys must be wearing their bras at a serious angle or something. Next I've included an approximation of where i think the apex of their bustlines should be:

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If you think they look like they'd be particularly saggy in this instance, the above picture is truncated above their navels which is skewing the perspective, so for reference I've included a diagram of the hadid sisters braless, below. If you disagree with me on nipple placement for the Hadids by half an inch or so don't sweat it, the overall point is their breasts are very small and perky and still align closer to the midline of the upper arm rather than the armpit. (Also recall that bras should be supportive and not change the anatomy substantially, otherwise teh bra cuts into the shoulders and you get a wicked back ache)

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Today I learned another way to clock troons.

Also the anatomical science of True And Honest Breasts

 

[Flamin Park]

That self defence class is fucking shit too, why are they teaching them to throw punches like an autist who got given red food on a white day

Hitting someone like that is the perfect combination of completely ineffective while still escalating the situation enough to catch a beatdown

 

[AnOminous]

This pic was posted in another thread and I wanted to point out how high these true and honest women wear their bras so we can point and laugh at it. The apex of the moob is parallel with their armpits, lol.

Imagine the sheer level of denial of reality it takes to look at these men and their moobs and pretend they are even a facsimile of women.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

That self defence class is fucking shit too, why are they teaching them to throw punches like an autist who got given red food on a white day

Hitting someone like that is the perfect combination of completely ineffective while still escalating the situation enough to catch a beatdown

Lefty "self-defense" efforts are pretty much always lulz and memery, as far as I can tell -- remember the cringey "autonomous gym" antifa tried to start up in Chicago a few years back?

 

[stupid frog]

Unicorn Riot... More fucking dumbass unicorns.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

The Tranchers were featured in a newly released Video From Vice alongside Lucas John Roberts AKA Keffals. I have no idea when this footage was filmed or if it is new but it definitely was filmed at The Tranch. Vice sent a Black MTF, Eva Reign which has written one (1) article for Vice to do the interviewing

The Tranchers are featured from 0:00 to 9:00 and again from 21:55 to 22:10

Things in the video
-There was at one time an Alpaca named "Cumulus" don't know if there was a name that was known before
-Phil claims that the Tranch has "almost 200" Alpaca at the time of filming as well as 40 Sheep and an undisclosed amount of ducks and chickens
-Phil prominently holds an Alpaca in his arms with seemingly no effort, Google says that Full grown Alpaca weigh 100-200lbs, but this is a malnourished Tranch Alpaca so who knows, still though, very ladylike strength.
-Kevin is sighted, actually outside fucking with a hose and spraying Alpaca, looks like he is enjoying himself
-Another Alpaca name is revealed to be "Mocha (Moca?)"
-Phil refers to the Armenian Genocide as the Armenian Holocaust (never heard this before but whatever)
-The Farms in Mentioned
-Earl Militia is brought up
-Phil gives bad rifle shooting tips, says to grip hard on the pistol grip of an AR pattern rifle "like you're choking a Nazi" when in reality you're supposed to grip hard on the handguard while pulling the gun directly backwards into your shoulder pocket while keeping your grip hand loose to promote good trigger control.
-It sounds to be like Phil's suppressor for his FN 509 is real, which is interesting

I know this has probably been said already but man, seeing how far Vice has fallen really is heartbreaking. These guys used to do documentaries in some of the most dangerous parts of the world, Afghanistan in the 2010s, the heart of ISIS' degenerate state in Raqqa and more.

Even in more recent years they've still occasionally done interesting things, the Militia documentary was alright even if they were super faggy and tried desperately to paint them in a negative light (they failed). Now they do this shit, record troon larpers pretending to be farmers and trying to act threatening to determine the Kiwifarms Militia. Don't exactly know where I'm going with this, but fuck Vice for having done some interesting shit in the past so now I actually have to lament them becoming normal journalists.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Why do trannies have this narrative that they're being hunted and killed? Is it a LARP, like their gender?

 

[BruhReally]

Why do trannies have this narrative that they're being hunted and killed? Is it a LARP, like their gender?

Every cult needs an enemy. Jim Jones convinced their followers there were people out to get them, same as Buddhafield. They need a "them" to define "us" and even better if "they" mean you harm (no pun intended).