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[Ewan McGregor]

Joined: May 28, 2013? Were you some sort of sleeper agent sent back in time by Tranny High Command?

And if that's the case, you've been reading this forum long enough to know what it's about, so why the hell are you still here interacting with le neo-nazi transphobic doxing forum?

Maybe we're talking with the elusive Clay, the anti-Earl

 

[stupid frog]

Joined: May 28, 2013? Were you some sort of sleeper agent sent back in time by Tranny High Command?

And if that's the case, you've been reading this forum long enough to know what it's about, so why the hell are you still here interacting with le neo-nazi transphobic doxing forum?

Look at their post history lol

 

[BruhReally]

Joined: May 28, 2013? Were you some sort of sleeper agent sent back in time by Tranny High Command?

And if that's the case, you've been reading this forum long enough to know what it's about, so why the hell are you still here interacting with le neo-nazi transphobic doxing forum?

Trooninator 2: Repugnant Day

 

[Jump]

Joined: May 28, 2013? Were you some sort of sleeper agent sent back in time by Tranny High Command?

And if that's the case, you've been reading this forum long enough to know what it's about, so why the hell are you still here interacting with le neo-nazi transphobic doxing forum?

He has a thread. No need to let him derail here.

 

[Flamin Park]

The "choking a Nazi" bit is so funny, my God they larp so hard. They wish so much that White nationalists gave even one percent of a fuck about them as they do to the alpacas. We could not possibly care less about these fucking freaks except to wish they all went to prison for animal abuse.

By 'choking a nazi', he means an elderly lesbian radfem terf, not a tattooed AB skinhead fresh from jail

Troons are only violent when they have zero chance of losing

 

[Dr Cruel]

Troons are only violent when they have zero chance of losing

It's more of a perception issue. Troon morale is like orc morale from Tolkien - they are very brave when they THINK they have zero chance of losing, but that assessment is sometimes extremely faulty. For example Kyle Rittenhouse's fear and deference convincing Joseph Rosenbaum that he could easily overcome and kill an AR-15 armed teen with a skateboard.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

I now feel much better about the possibility of a civil war. It'd be over in a day with these faggots mishandling their guns like that.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

The tranny narrator actually passes better than most, but why does he sound like RFK, Jr? That part is painful. Should've outsourced that. Hell, AI would sound better.

Yeah, that exaggerated vocal fry was starting to trigger my misophonia (lol).

People always talk about the shoulders/hands/forehead, but for my money the biggest tell of a tranny is vocal timbre. It never, ever sounds completely natural, and a lot of troons don't even really try. Likewise with FTMs and their croaky frog voices.

Are the HSTSs even aware of the AGPs/transbians? The two groups don't intersect much as AGPs retain typical or nerdy male hobbies while HSTSs are more into gay male culture like stanning pop divas. There's also the racial divide with practically all black TiMs being HSTS and the majority of white TiMs being AGPs. Hell I'm in the alphabet commuinty myself and didn't learn the existence of transbians until 4 years ago.

The HSTSs are aware of the AGPs, but the two generally don't interact, I wager. Like you say, AGPs are basically nerdy unkempt straight men in dresses who sit around consuming geekshit all day, whereas HSTSs are basically hyperfeminine gay men, and live in that scene.

Incidentally, you will almost never see an AGP in an actual gay/"queer" bar, for various reasons:

1. Not enough "lesbians" for them to try to score with. Straight chicks there with their gay friends will be super affirming and supportive to their faces, but aren't going to put out.
2. All the rhetoric about "queer safe spaces" notwithstanding, your typical AGP would stand out like a sore thumb at a gay bar. The patrons probably wouldn't say anything directly to his face, but you can be sure they'd throwing discreet glances and comments under their breath at him from across the room.
3. You do get actual tranny chasers at bars frequented by HSTS trannies, so AGPs will naturally freak out and leave immediately because "ew chasers gross". This is also why HSTSs generally manage to actually get laid, as opposed to transcel AGPs.
4. AGPs are notoriously quick-tempered over trivial shit, and will sperg out over any perceived slight or questioning of their "womanhood". Meanwhile, gay bars generally tend to give no fucks about bouncing troublemakers if necessary, because they're used to having patrons that are drunk/high trying to start shit.

No, but I'd at least expect them to have eyes. It doesn't take a farmer to recognize completely barren dead land next to abundant greenery.

Counterpoint: Troons can look in the mirror and see a beautiful sexy woman, so their ability to perceive reality is already questionable.

I must admit, socialists in agriculture have a long-established reputation for massive fail. Probably has something to do with the combination of being very labor-intensive and with precious little leeway for poor decision-making.

I imagine it's also that socialists, "anarchists", etc., tend to be from the middle class, not the actual proletariat, so they generally have no idea what the fuck they're doing.

The YouTube video drop yesterday was several dozen clips. This must have been patreon content?

There’s a ton there, I don’t know if it’s worth poring over or archiving, it’s typical stuff that we’ve seen before.

You know, how not to farm animals.

Wow, this is old content. Check out the appearance by Fedposter J doing the autistic screeching pose:

Trans people, not fetishists, were starting to get the help they needed. Everyone should have access to proper medical and psychological treatment. Then troons went full retard and now no one can get the help they need because people with a fetish fucked it up for everyone and attracted actual ire from the rest of society.

I get where you're coming from, and I used to feel the same way, but after the past several years of troon shenanigans I have serious doubts about the efficacy of so-called gender affirming therapy even for "actual" trans people with gender dysphoria. The outcomes seem less than ideal even in the best cases. If it's just a case of being gender-nonconforming, you can do that without messing your body up with hormones and surgeries.

I generally had a fairly positive opinion of most of these people at the time. Being deliberately transgressive and actually being amused by shocking the straights is markedly different than defiling society and insisting the straights not just not be shocked by your degenerate bullshit, but must actively participate in your delusion and pretend you're normal.

The first is being an irl troll of sorts, and casting societal norms into question. Societal norms should be open to question.

The second is an authoritarian, and even fascist attempt to use the power of the state to enforce conformity with what you now declare to be new norms (despite your postmodern tenets supposedly being that objective reality and norms are fake anyway).

I agree 1000%, and you've hit on a major difference between drag queens and "old school" trannies and the new generation of Twitter/Reddit genderspecials. The former generally were a little more self-aware of the performative aspects of their identities, and could even express humor or irony about it. Contrast that with the unrelenting humorlessness of today's TRAs, who fly into 1000-word twitter threads at the merest questioning of their status as True and Honest women.

The whole kerfluffle that went down over the old "Female or Shemale" segment on RuPaul's Drag Race is a microcosm of this dynamic.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Trooninator 2: Repugnant Day

"Hasta La Vista, tranny."

 

[David Glowie]

I agree 1000%, and you've hit on a major difference between drag queens and "old school" trannies and the new generation of Twitter/Reddit genderspecials. The former generally were a little more self-aware of the performative aspects of their identities, and could even express humor or irony about it. Contrast that with the unrelenting humorlessness of today's TRAs, who fly into 1000-word twitter threads at the merest questioning of their status as True and Honest women.

"Unrelenting humorlessness" is about right. EVERYTHING has to be bowing and scraping and genuflection.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Just catching up on this shitshow on MATI (f u jewsh and ur internet tribbles), but the HSTS narrator being shot in a different location while he's interviewing the Tranchers is hilarious. As if they couldn't do it on the tranch because the disgust would show on his face.

I'm also glad we never invented Smell-o-Vision.

 

[duckling]

This pic was posted in another thread and I wanted to point out how high these true and honest women wear their bras so we can point and laugh at it. The apex of the moob is parallel with their armpits, lol. Natural women's breasts in properly fitted bras should have the apex of the breast approximately halfway down the arm; slightly higher for petites, and slightly lower for women with a very, very full bosom. But never the armpit. If you're having trouble picturing this just imagine the anatomy of a bra. the apex of the cups are in-line with the band, and the band passes UNDER the armpit. these guys must be wearing their bras at a serious angle or something. Next I've included an approximation of where i think the apex of their bustlines should be:



If you think they look like they'd be particularly saggy in this instance, the above picture is truncated above their navels which is skewing the perspective, so for reference I've included a diagram of the hadid sisters braless, below. If you disagree with me on nipple placement for the Hadids by half an inch or so don't sweat it, the overall point is their breasts are very small and perky and still align closer to the midline of the upper arm rather than the armpit. (Also recall that bras should be supportive and not change the anatomy substantially, otherwise teh bra cuts into the shoulders and you get a wicked back ache)

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

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This pic was posted in another thread and I wanted to point out how high these true and honest women wear their bras so we can point and laugh at it. The apex of the moob is parallel with their armpits, lol. Natural women's breasts in properly fitted bras should have the apex of the breast approximately halfway down the arm; slightly higher for petites, and slightly lower for women with a very, very full bosom. But never the armpit. If you're having trouble picturing this just imagine the anatomy of a bra. the apex of the cups are in-line with the band, and the band passes UNDER the armpit. these guys must be wearing their bras at a serious angle or something.
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Obviously troons just have extra-perky anti-gravity boobs through the power of gender euphoria, biofemoids BTFOed yet again lol

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

"Unrelenting humorlessness" is about right. EVERYTHING has to be bowing and scraping and genuflection.

Not to mention that older transvestites and "drag queens" were a lot more open about it all being a fetish, show and or LARP.

 

[BruhReally]

Not to mention that older transvestites and "drag queens" were a lot more open about it all being a fetish, show and or LARP.

This, people point to "oh thailand has ladyboys / a third gender" but they do not pretend to be women AFAIK

 

[SwanSwanson]

The Tranchers were featured in a newly released Video From Vice alongside Lucas John Roberts AKA Keffals. I have no idea when this footage was filmed or if it is new but it definitely was filmed at The Tranch. Vice sent a Black MTF, Eva Reign which has written one (1) article for Vice to do the interviewing

The Tranchers are featured from 0:00 to 9:00 and again from 21:55 to 22:10

Things in the video
-There was at one time an Alpaca named "Cumulus" don't know if there was a name that was known before
-Phil claims that the Tranch has "almost 200" Alpaca at the time of filming as well as 40 Sheep and an undisclosed amount of ducks and chickens
-Phil prominently holds an Alpaca in his arms with seemingly no effort, Google says that Full grown Alpaca weigh 100-200lbs, but this is a malnourished Tranch Alpaca so who knows, still though, very ladylike strength.
-Kevin is sighted, actually outside fucking with a hose and spraying Alpaca, looks like he is enjoying himself
-Another Alpaca name is revealed to be "Mocha (Moca?)"
-Phil refers to the Armenian Genocide as the Armenian Holocaust (never heard this before but whatever)
-The Farms in Mentioned
-Earl Militia is brought up
-Phil gives bad rifle shooting tips, says to grip hard on the pistol grip of an AR pattern rifle "like you're choking a Nazi" when in reality you're supposed to grip hard on the handguard while pulling the gun directly backwards into your shoulder pocket while keeping your grip hand loose to promote good trigger control.
-It sounds to be like Phil's suppressor for his FN 509 is real, which is interesting

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

This, people point to "oh thailand has ladyboys / a third gender" but they do not pretend to be women AFAIK

And in fact they are mostly raised (forced) that way by their family when they have too many sons and no or not enough daughters. In many cases for no other reason than house work and other woman role stuff. They are the literal opposite of what trans and letter people claim to fight for. They are forced into these roles by society and families.

Their academics try to point this out and tend to get shouted down and even silenced by western "academics". I wish I could find the article from a few years back, where a western tard literally got a thai academic kicked out of something and was screeching at them for trying to correct them about the nature of these poor men.

 

[lamp shade]

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This pic was posted in another thread and I wanted to point out how high these true and honest women wear their bras so we can point and laugh at it. The apex of the moob is parallel with their armpits, lol. Natural women's breasts in properly fitted bras should have the apex of the breast approximately halfway down the arm; slightly higher for petites, and slightly lower for women with a very, very full bosom. But never the armpit. If you're having trouble picturing this just imagine the anatomy of a bra. the apex of the cups are in-line with the band, and the band passes UNDER the armpit. these guys must be wearing their bras at a serious angle or something. Next I've included an approximation of where i think the apex of their bustlines should be:

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If you think they look like they'd be particularly saggy in this instance, the above picture is truncated above their navels which is skewing the perspective, so for reference I've included a diagram of the hadid sisters braless, below. If you disagree with me on nipple placement for the Hadids by half an inch or so don't sweat it, the overall point is their breasts are very small and perky and still align closer to the midline of the upper arm rather than the armpit. (Also recall that bras should be supportive and not change the anatomy substantially, otherwise teh bra cuts into the shoulders and you get a wicked back ache)

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This is the level of detailed analysis I come to the Kiwi Farms for. Well done, @duckling.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

View attachment 5393797

This pic was posted in another thread and I wanted to point out how high these true and honest women wear their bras so we can point and laugh at it. The apex of the moob is parallel with their armpits, lol. Natural women's breasts in properly fitted bras should have the apex of the breast approximately halfway down the arm; slightly higher for petites, and slightly lower for women with a very, very full bosom. But never the armpit. If you're having trouble picturing this just imagine the anatomy of a bra. the apex of the cups are in-line with the band, and the band passes UNDER the armpit. these guys must be wearing their bras at a serious angle or something. Next I've included an approximation of where i think the apex of their bustlines should be:

View attachment 5393808

If you think they look like they'd be particularly saggy in this instance, the above picture is truncated above their navels which is skewing the perspective, so for reference I've included a diagram of the hadid sisters braless, below. If you disagree with me on nipple placement for the Hadids by half an inch or so don't sweat it, the overall point is their breasts are very small and perky and still align closer to the midline of the upper arm rather than the armpit. (Also recall that bras should be supportive and not change the anatomy substantially, otherwise teh bra cuts into the shoulders and you get a wicked back ache)

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The boobs in line with the armpits is what the Bombshell Bra sold by Victoria's Secret does with the exaggerated padding and pushup. After the advent of the Bombshell, other companies tried to do the same thing.

Not only are the bras improperly fitted (straps that are made for feminine shoulders and not men even on the loosest setting), they're probably wearing something heavily padded to pretend that they're feminine and not just man flab.

 

[duckling]

The boobs in line with the armpits is what the Bombshell Bra sold by Victoria's Secret does with the exaggerated padding and pushup. After the advent of the Bombshell, other companies tried to do the same thing.

This isn't right. The padding is shaped in a wedge with more padding towards the underwire and less padding towards the nipple; there is no padding beyond the soft shell above the nipple. The overall effect lowers the apex ever so slightly before fully fitting the bra; then when the bra straps are cinched to lift the breasts to emphasize the bust, the apex moves up to be still around midarm. I've created more autistic diagrams using the models from their site. I guess if I'm sperging about bras I might as well also include that due to overpadding they are using the wrong bra shape under their t-shirts. the bolt-on shape is appropriate for plunging necklines; bras that keep the breasts in their more natural teardrop shape are more appropriate under t shirts.

Spoiler: diagrams