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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Bob was cremated and his ashes are stored in a columbarium. Usually jewelry is removed prior to cremation.

Chris could very well be wearing Bob's ring, or it might be some other ring Chris had around. He had a bunch of them before he went to jail. Chris has attached great meaning to rings in the past, recall the Amnyfest ring for example (which he recovered in 2018.)
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While I could see it being a ring chris bought that they thought looked cool, it seems too plain for that because if it were bought for that reason it'd probably have some huge stone or overly complicated design. Then again the image quality is total shit so identifying what it looks like wont be possible.
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Chris could very well be wearing Bob's ring, or it might be some other ring Chris had around. He had a bunch of them before he went to jail. Chris has attached great meaning to rings in the past, recall the Amnyfest ring for example (which he recovered in 2018.)
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Maybe Chris thinks it'll make him a successful career man who can have a home, a wife with kids and a reasonable retirement.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Maybe Chris thinks it'll make him a successful career man who can have a home, a wife with kids and a reasonable retirement.
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I think it is not too late for him to achieve this, since the dimensional merge is in full swing. Perhaps greater forces are at play in this saga just to dunk on incels and a-logs.

If he actually gets a decent job, I would totally believe you if you tell me that Sonichu came from the heavens to punish the infidels. :medallion:
Edit: Seriously, I hope someone is taking care of him or this can end up pretty bad for everyone involved.
 
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Deep Noise said:
I think it is not too late for him to achieve this, since the dimensional merge is in full swing. Perhaps greater forces are at play in this saga just to dunk on incels and a-logs.

If he actually gets a decent job, I would totally believe you if you tell me that Sonichu came from the heavens to punish the infidels. :medallion:
Edit: Seriously, I hope someone is taking care of him or this can end up pretty bad for everyone involved.
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Chris can take care of himself by making others responsible for him;, he has probably convinced a babyfaced 40-year-old nicknamed Derpy Cabbage to buy him a new car, most likely has put him up in her home (or her parents), drove Chris over to Barb's, shopped with for him and I guess sits in publics places and look at what I'm assuming are Nintendo or DnD magazines with him awhile (likely while he circles things he wants her to buy him).

Fucko has done it all his life.
 
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Elaine Benes said:
My prediction: a picture of her paying for something at a store with Chris will surface and some 4chan turbo-autist will hack into the store's POS records to get her name.

/please don't do this
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You give them too much credit. Some 4chan autist is going to be working at the store they're in and will note the name on the card when she pays and post it all over.
 
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A Wumpa Fruit said:
Derpy! aka Lovely Weather, the true and honest sweetheart from the ground up, Tefflon Tard only companion, the absolute Barbie-chan rival and young girl-look alike
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since the face reveal I've been mentally calling her cabbage-chan. i feel bad for her. whether they have a relationship or not, just any connection to chris is gonna be her defining characteristic. all you're gonna be known for is hanging out with sonichu. like, do you think megan has had trouble getting jobs and stuff because her cwcki page shows up when you google her name? and she didn't even do anything except try to be his friend. poor cabbage-chan
 
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Elaine Benes said:
My prediction: a picture of her paying for something at a store with Chris will surface and some 4chan turbo-autist will hack into the store's POS records to get her name.

/please don't do this
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I thought it was agreed upon her name was Derpy Cabbage.

Yeah but no stalking. The best content is always when Chris does it himself without any interference.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
Chris CHAD with yet another accomplishment, he now LITERALLY has made redditors start COPING HARD over their failures relative to the Goddess Blue Heart of Ruckersville, Virginia

"He doesn’t have a girlfriend you idiots

Just because he’s pictured with some tard at his group home doesn’t mean they’re in a relationship you nitwits."

"I also don't believe it yet, i wonder when the truth will come out"

"if he actually has a sweetheart before me im so done with my bullshit life"

"Anyone who thinks CWC is capable of scoring with any person other than Barb or Sockness needs a major reality check."

"The girl looks like a cabbage patch doll...I already have a much hotter girlfriend who doesn’t look like an 80’s doll thanks lol"

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the redditor has always been the lowest of the low, and this thread only proves it

CharlesBarkley said:
Woah, I think I know this woman. This is her ex-boyfriend if IIRC.

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Not sure if they are state workers or anything, but I remember them saying they were in some kinda apple juice and skin powder business.
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lmao, imagine being a woman and giving head to this:

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while he calls you babygirl

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