More post-jail sightings megathread

[Kept Ya Waiting Huh]

Can't they just come up to him and ask like a normal person? It's not like he is radioactive...

Don't pozload my neghole (?)

edit: forgot there was a filter (don't tip the cow)

 

[Go Lift Some Bitches]

Chris-Chan spotted with his sweetheart in Lynchburg

https://reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/PI7Oy6v6yd

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u-uh g-guys she's an adult right? RIGHT? SHE'S 3000 OR SOMETHING PLEASE CHRIS GOD NO!

She's got some major baby face going on

Might be FAS, I remember talking to a girl in uni who I'm 99% sure had it and she looked a bit younger. Not as bad as the Chris girl though, she looks like she's got a case of really chubby cheeks which'll make her look even younger.

 

[johnny dollars]

I'm calling it here, That woman is not Chris's girlfriend. That's some tardwrangler who will probably quit shortly

 

[Art School Admissions]

Chris-Chan spotted with his sweetheart in Lynchburg

https://reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/PI7Oy6v6yd

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Jesus Christ he’s going from sex offense to another.
Like holy shit if I saw that I’d call the cops.

 

[King Kiwi]

She looks like a living Cabbage Patch doll

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Thanks. I was thinking this in my head but it was the yarn hair thing that was holding me back from mentioning it.

Cabbage should be her nickname.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Is Chris wearing a Derpy Hooves shirt?

 

[MagneticTowels]

 

[Rupin]

Chris won. Fuck... He really won.

This chick looks like she is too innocent for this world. I bet Chris orders her around like he did with Barb.

 

[King Kiwi]

Is Chris wearing a Derpy Hooves shirt?

Derpy.

Yo! Let's nickname her Derpy. They both got the blonde bangs thing goin' on.

 

[Rupin]

I did a reverse image search on her face and all that’s coming up are images of kids.

 

[ididn’tchoosetobethisgay]

Derpy.

Yo! Let's nickname her Derpy. They both got the blonde bangs thing goin' on.

I’m all for this.

 

[A Grey Cat]

even if only mildly like Chris.

Mildly?! You call everything Chris done over the years due to autism mild.?

Face it incels!! You really do have NO EXCUSE. NONE!

Sans the ones they make for themselves coupled with their inability to accept that they do not deserve perfect 10 that's they simp over and are unwilling to settle for a fellow tard girl.

It must sting, right?

Stings like a high speed 5.56 mm round ripping through the heart, turning sideways then shattering to rip the heart muscle and the tissues to pieces, blood vessels rend, the blood stops, and the incel dies as broken hearted in death as he was in life, in a literal sense now.

 

[Art School Admissions]

I did a reverse image search on her face and all that’s coming up are images of kids.

That poor girl.

 

[King Kiwi]

I’m all for this.

Derpy Cabbage.

There are worst names.

 

[Ammyterasu]

He is, most likely it's probably just some random crappy accessory chris thought looked good. However imagine how fucked up and funny it would be if after all this shit chris became a born again christian and settled for a tard wife to live his remaining years off the internet with.

Calling it now. Mid-30s, a little pudgy so any signs of direct age melt into the butterface.

Edit: Is Chris wearing a ring???

Uh that does look like a wedding ring. State mandated waifu for every tard probably for his "poly marriage" with Magi Chan, Mewtwo, etc.
It has a very classical look and I think Chris would have chosen one with gaudy gems on it if he paid for it. Maybe he got it when he picked up stuff from his old house and it was Bob's?

 

[King Kiwi]

“Are you 14 or 41?”

We got'im now, boys.

All we have to do is wait.

I actually did zoom in and yes, it looks like Chris is wearing some kind of promise ring or wedding band. Knowing sicko, he'll have proposed by the third date.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

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no, putting the pic through an AI filter is not a contribution and still wont put you in the Chris Chan hero records

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

If she really is a "slow-in-the-mind," then this quote has become relevant:

In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a "Special Girl"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?

 

[A-Stump]

If she really is a "slow-in-the-mind," then this quote has become relevant:

If Barb wasn't your tip-off, yes the mentally impaired are his type now. Trannies and wannabe trannies prey on the vulnerable.

 

[King Kiwi]

If Barb wasn't your tip-off, yes the mentally impaired are his type now. Trannies and wannabe trannies prey on the vulnerable.

I'm just wondering how he convinced the group home to let him date this girl.

Man, Chris didn't earn the title "Teflon Tard" for nothing. He literally just had to find someone who would pity him enough or who was desperate enough.