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But I keep having a hard time to explain without sounding it weird ...

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"I explained to her that my hair would grow faster"
Male hair growth is faster than female hair growth. Maybe these retards should do the bare minimum of research before carpetbombing their endocrine system with synthetic chemicals.

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"I explained to her that my hair would grow faster"
Male hair growth is faster than female hair growth. Maybe these retards should do the bare minimum of research before carpetbombing their endocrine system with synthetic chemicals.

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Holy shit. I thought you only got a hump like that from chopping your dick off :stress:

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[CW AFAB body parts talk - mainly about the booba. Putting a NSFW flair on it just to be safe.]

Hey ya'll, so, I'm back again asking for advice lol. To start, I'm a bit over three months on T gel now (I'm microdosing because I'm transmasc nonbinary and want a slower, more androgynous transition). My transition is however sped up a bit due to PCOS and having only one ovary due to complications from that, something my doctor warned me would happen when I started all of this. I also haven't had any surgeries yet, so I still have breasts and all of that. This is relevant, I promise, lol.
Basically whats happened is I've started getting body hair. A lot of it. And while I really like that, some of it is in places that I'd like to be able to trim or shave it off entirely.
Having grown up with PCOS, I know how to shave my face, and for what I don't know I can look up online pretty easily. But when I try to search for guides on that for body hair that are transmasc or FTM specific, I can't find anything. I see plenty of guides on how to shave your face but not your body.
My main concern is that I've started to get chest hair. And while I like that, I'd prefer to trim it down a bit. The problem is, I still have breasts - and a lot of that hair is growing in shall we say, sensitive areas around the breasts.
So what I want to ask is, how do I shave chest hair without risking hurting my nipples or the breasts themselves? Preferably I'd like to just trim down the amount of it, too, if possible. I may not be fond of my chesticles but I don't want to be in pain either lol.
My other question is, how do I go about shaving the hair on the rest of my body? This is a new concern for me, and I'm a bit stumped. I've seen some folks on the Discord recommend getting an electric shaver, but all the recommendations I see are only for shaving the face or way out of my budget, like $70+. Maybe its my autism but I honestly don't know if a shaver meant for only the face could do double duty on the body or what either. I'm at a loss.
If I need to get an electric shaver I can do that, but is there anything I can get for say, $50 tops? Preferably on Amazon so I don't also have to pay for shipping, and preferably one that covers face and body if thats what I need? I've looked into this but I honestly don't know if thats safe for my particular issues, so before I plunk down that kind of cash I thought I'd ask for advice.

TLDR - How do I go about shaving my chest hair on a chest that still has breasts? How do I shave or trim body hair in general? Do I need to get an all in one electric shaver for face and body or would a face shaver work for the body too?
Thanks for any help ya'll can give me, I really appreciate it.
 
You know what? I WISH these faggots would go through what I have to put up with every month so they can shut the fuck up

Or they'd just whine louder

You can't win
If they went through any thing like that, even a mild cycle, the suicide rate would be much higher then 41% I grantee.
 
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I wonder if he realises what the real issue is, deep inside.

It really is one of the better excuses. As much as people like to pretend, "you don't need biology to have a family." Everyone knows that kind of bullshit and unrealistic unless you're rich.

I'm sure many guys aren't thinking about it and if a chick was, "I can't get pregnant." They'd be jumping at the chance to raw dog it.
 
OP isn’t a troon but the shoe fits

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also, chronically housing-insecure? I know (((they))) pushed out the word “homeless“ with “unhoused” but is that not woke enough?
This must be a troll post. There's no way this post is real and serious. No fucking way. Tell me you wrote this as a joke.
 
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