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[Otterly]

What Can My Wife Call Me Instead Of "Husband"?

‘The defendant?’ If she has any sense at all.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I thought that was a mugshot..

This is why I worry about Null and the trolls remorse.

Null is too stubborn, autistic and spiteful to ever troon out or suffer trolls remorse. I refuse to believe my babyfaced Dear Feeder would ever break. They'll have to Epstein or John McAfee him.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

same slightly vacant look in their eyes, the Chris Chan autism stare if you see what I'm saying.

Autism does seem to be a very common feature of troons and pooners. BPD too. It’s almost as if troonism is a mental disorder!

This popped up on my YT suggestions yesterday and seems relevant too.
That fucking smirk they do. With the dead eyes…

Spoiler: This is NOT a normal smile

Comments pretty good to read too.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Found this on instagram. It screams parody, but I’m pretty sure it’s an actual page selling overpriced trans gender affirming junk. They have a website too; £24 for some bra pads, £13 for some cock tape.
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Okay I read this too fast and saw Unfuckable You, which in my defense fits much better.

 

[glass_houses]

Okay I read this too fast and saw Unfuckable You, which in my defense fits much better.

If they're wasting all this money on vastly overpriced Chinesium, there's less money for HRT. I'm unironically all for this scam. The troon running it is scummy, but people who are stupid enough to fall for him are too stupid to properly consent to drugs or surgery.

 

[OrionBalls]

OP isn’t a troon but the shoe fits

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also, chronically housing-insecure? I know (((they))) pushed out the word “homeless“ with “unhoused” but is that not woke enough?

It's like "food insecure." I've worked with some chronic homeless, and usually they don't want to jump through the minimal hoops to gain secure housing (like getting a ten hour a week job, kicking out the abusive partner, participating in outpatient drug counseling.) Or they have severe mental illness combined with an inability to make it to psych appointments and therefore are on again/off again with their meds. It's really quite depressing working in social fields. I don't know how so many people do it as a forty year career.

 

[Scoia'tael]

God Dammit. Effete goth-rock Faris Badwan wannabe lost to the cult? Say it ain't so!

I always found those types to be a little too firm in their own type of sexist, gender-nonconforming, toxic masculinity to transition. Men who regularly wear velvet trousers and high-heeled boots, spend more time doing their hair than any girl I know who also still drink exclusively miller high life and enjoy getting into recreational fist-fights outside of gigs tend to be very clear about the strange, contradictory, and specific niche they occupy in the world and I've always been attracted to that. It's a shame to see them going the way of the dodo.

 

[One-Eyed Willies Treasure]

This is "Maeve"

A true and honest woman and definitely not a textbook example of a delusional man who became the goth gf that he could never seem to find.




He's constantly posting about being horny

and often posts pics of themself, often making reference to the fact that he's got a cock



but he's getting pretty fed up with chasers it seems

hmmm I wonder why you're attracting so many tranny chasers....maybe it's something you're posting? idk I'm just speculating here.

Anyhow, I could take screenshots on my phone for hours, but unfortunately that's not what I get paid for. If you wanna do your own research, here's his Twitter
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Spoiler: Various Bonus Ls

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/175nnpm/found_out_my_mom_doesnt_believe_that_im_trans/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Iwpca

Yet another with a trans sibling.
Runs in families, but I'm still betting it's environment.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Autism does seem to be a very common feature of troons and pooners. BPD too. It’s almost as if troonism is a mental disorder!

This popped up on my YT suggestions yesterday and seems relevant too.
That fucking smirk they do. With the dead eyes…

Spoiler: This is NOT a normal smile

Comments pretty good to read too.

I actually like the idea of something like this, but the whole "microexpressions" concept is basically pseudoscience. I do agree that troon facial expressions are weird and uncanny, but I think that's explained by autism.

There's an interesting paper here.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

I actually like the idea of something like this, but the whole "microexpressions" concept is basically pseudoscience. I do agree that troon facial expressions are weird and uncanny, but I think that's explained by autism.

There's an interesting paper here.

Spoiler: Sperg

Oh I agree it’s pseudoscience, I just find it interesting. For it to be accurate you’d need a baseline of each person you’re looking into; various disorders impact body language and facial expressions in so many different ways. Autism and anxiety often lead to a flat affect, and fidgeting… masking behaviours would probably indicate deceit as well so nothing would seem genuine at all. I like the analysis of body and facial expressions in documentaries too, makes me wonder how certain people would be flagged by these experts.

I’ll have a look at the paper tomorrow morning. I’m not overly smart, but I love interesting things… even if I can’t fully understand it.

Overall I think the dead eyed uncanny look is likely an autism thing.

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Tax. But minors don’t get HRT! That’s terf bullshit made up to spread fear!! She literally grew up and put on weight. I’m spoilering bc she’s a minor in first pic.

Spoiler: They say this doesnt happen

 

[batteredpancakes]

TiF is at the grocery store and spots her old school bully who bullied her so bad she fantasized about killing her.
TiF, with an adrenaline rush, proceeds to talk to her with confidence the bully won't recognize her now. Finds out the bully doesn't even remember bullying anyone.
TiF is embarrassed and cringes at the memory of this encounter.
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Spoiler: I encountered an old classmate in a grocery store and probably handled it the worst way possible

I had gone to visit some friends in my old hometown, and popped into the grocery store to get some things I needed to grab along. It's not a tiny town but small enough that randomly encountering people that you know from somewhere is a likely thing to happen, so I was keeping an eye on people hoping to make sure that I wouldn't be caught by surprise by family members that I never want to speak to again. But instead I saw a woman who looked really familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on where I had seen her before she looked back and noticed I was staring at her. My old school bully, that I hadn't seen in over ten years.

I don't know why I would do that, but I walked up to her and asked her if that's her, saying her first and last name and the nickname she used to go by back in school. She confirmed that she was and asked who I am. It hit me that I had the opportunity to do something really fucked up, and I took it. I told her my current legal name (true), that we were classmates (true), that she used to pick on me (also true), and that I can't believe she doesn't remember me at all (a lie - I didn't tell her that I'm trans or what my deadname was, of course she had no idea who I was). She confirmed that she doesn't remember a boy with my name in her class. I asked her if she remembers the mean-spirited class clown antics that she used to do, or the few other targets she had that I could name and she could confirm she remembered. I remembered a lot about her and she remembered nothing about me.

I tried to keep sounding casual, just chuckling about how funny life can be, even though I know she could probably tell I was getting weirdly jittery with adrenaline. I reminded her of the time we got our report cards and hers had a mention about "disciplinary actions for bullying" and not only had she no idea she had been reprimanded for bullying, the idea that she had ever bullied anyone was beyond her comprehension. I didn't ask if she remembered that, but that was over her targetting me with her sadistic comedy acts. I mean kids are just kids, we were both 15, of course she couldn't have known that other people have feelings. How could she have known in what kind of a really bad mental place I was in back then. Had a lot of anger in me.

But how funny is that, that back then when we were just kids, I hated her so fucking bad that I fantasised about bringing a knife to school, I hated her so much that I would have been completely fine with ruining my entire life by committing an actual murder, if that was the price I had to pay to take her out. And she literally does not even remember any of that, nor does she even remember me at all. I clarified that I'm in therapy and I'm doing far better now, but boy were we on thin ice back then.

Obviously none of that was this eloquent or necessary even coherent, and now I just cringe about doing that, and I hope I'll never bump into her again because jesus christ that was embarrassing. Why did I do that.

 

[DamnWolves!]

Where are these weirdos going that they get " sir"'d all the time? I think I've gotten "ma'am" d once in my entire life, by some teenaged grocery bagger.

I dunno, pretty common in my neck of the woods, but my neck of the woods is Leafistan. If I check in for a flight, the ticket agent is calling me "Sir". If I'm at a restaurant that costs more than $100 / head, "Sir" is the default. If I call customer service, I'm definitely getting called "sir" by the barely-literate Pajeet on the other end (and that's if you can find a phone number instead of some gay, AI-assisted robot -- the future sucks.)

Do you, by chance, live somewhere that "y'all" is in common use? I've noticed that tends to replace "Sir" or "Ma'am" in much of the South.

The only way a woman is going to talk periods with a troon like this is if she's a totally ruthless Mean Girl, looking to inflict the most distress and humiliation on him possible, while pretending to accept him as "one of the girls." If this actually happened, it's a thing of beauty.

I imagine you could get away with a lot just by feigning innocence and saying "Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. That's just how girls talk."

Bonus points if you can get them to perform some weird ritual from then on in an attempt to fit in "with the normal girls".

Don't fall for the lie that you need to please other people to be a "real man" or a fully actualized human being or whatever. Decide what you think is valuable and achieve it. This is your only life and and the end of the day, you answer to yourself alone.

Agreed, although I'd argue that "deciding what you think is valuable and achieving it" is "self-actualization"... but you do need to be able to provide or find a way to meet your more base needs before you worry about "what you're doing with your life".

What I would suggest to any young man is that finding a societal niche where you can be a provider to a family of your own, and produce goods or services of economic value is an efficient use of your time and energy in fulfilling these baser needs. Getting a good job that pays well so you can provide for a living family provides most of the first 4 levels of the Maslow's hierarchy by itself (physiological needs, safety needs, belongingness and love needs, esteem needs). Only after you have fulfilled these more fundamental needs should you look to a lack of self-actualization as the source of your unhappiness.

To tie it back to the thread, the tranny's folly -- brought on by modern psychology and an extremely confusing social & traditional media landscape -- is thinking that their "self-actualization" as the opposite sex is what's holding them back from true happiness. Hard to blame them, since that's what the literal groomers, trying to drag vulnerable young men into their web of misery, make them believe, made all the worse when it's backed up by an actual doctor telling them that "yes, all you have to do to be happy is become a woman"... but most of the time, these people are homeless, or jobless, or friendless, or romanceless, and they will continue to remain so after they cut their dicks off. They tried to take a shortcut, but they have misdiagnosed the things that were making them unhappy, and becoming freaks of nature has made it that much harder for them to get it. On the other hand, you've got dudes like Bruce Jenner who are mostly "fine" after cutting off his dick, because he had all that other shit on lock by the time he did it.

So by all means, figure out what you think is valuable in life, but I'd suggest that for most men, a good job with good colleagues that makes good money that you can spend on a good wife (because you picked her) and good kids (because you raised them) is a damn good start. Once you've squared all that away, you can figure out the self-actualization bit... I believe most guys refer to that part as a "mid-life crisis" lol

The poor stenographer maybe will have his life ruined.

If it makes you feel any better, it sounds like he was more likely a lawyer finishing up his case notes before getting back to his office. Non-trial days are a lot more casual with respect to noise in the courtroom, and most days are various motions between attorneys and the Court, all of whom are moving between various courtrooms and courthouses and often need to do their own scheduling (before they forget what the judge said)... and while I suppose you could mistake a stenotype for a laptop, it's not likely. Additionally, stenographers sit in the middle so they can hear everything; not off to the side.

The “straight guy” is 12 years younger.

Dollars to donuts they met in like a Roblox Discord and the troon has been grooming him for years.

If you really believed “all bodies are good bodies” you wouldn’t be ashamed of your vag being close to your butthole.

The whole "all bodies have variety" thing reminds me of this Simpson's bit. "Variety" is like an innie vs an outie; what these fucking troons have is a medically-induced deformity, and the doctors who cut off healthy tissue to make these vague facsimiles of genitals should be treated the same as a doctor caught removing healthy kidneys to sell on the Mexican black market. I can only hope that we will one day have a reckoning for them.

 

[Nick Obre]

Spoiler: Sperg

Oh I agree it’s pseudoscience, I just find it interesting. For it to be accurate you’d need a baseline of each person you’re looking into; various disorders impact body language and facial expressions in so many different ways. Autism and anxiety often lead to a flat affect, and fidgeting… masking behaviours would probably indicate deceit as well so nothing would seem genuine at all. I like the analysis of body and facial expressions in documentaries too, makes me wonder how certain people would be flagged by these experts.

I’ll have a look at the paper tomorrow morning. I’m not overly smart, but I love interesting things… even if I can’t fully understand it.

Overall I think the dead eyed uncanny look is likely an autism thing.

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Tax. But minors don’t get HRT! That’s terf bullshit made up to spread fear!! She literally grew up and put on weight. I’m spoilering bc she’s a minor in first pic.

Spoiler: They say this doesnt happen

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Great, she became a young version of Mac's Mom.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Autism does seem to be a very common feature of troons and pooners. BPD too. It’s almost as if troonism is a mental disorder!

This popped up on my YT suggestions yesterday and seems relevant too.
That fucking smirk they do. With the dead eyes…

Spoiler: This is NOT a normal smile

Comments pretty good to read too.

Oh yeah, that's a 'tism smile. A little better at masking than the average, but still hard on the 'tism.

 

[DuckAssWatcher]

Kid isn’t buying their troon parents bs

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Finds out the bully doesn't even remember bullying anyone.
TiF is embarrassed and cringes at the memory of this encounter.

". . .I hope I'll never bump into her again because jesus christ that was embarrassing. Why did I do that."

You'd think publicly posting about this would be just as, if not more embarrassing than doing what she did in real-life. As at least then she could have kept the matter to herself and let the cringe die with her.

 

[DuckAssWatcher]

Future handmaiden, you hate to see it folx

 

[TruffleSpark]

TiF is at the grocery store and spots her old school bully who bullied her so bad she fantasized about killing her.
TiF, with an adrenaline rush, proceeds to talk to her with confidence the bully won't recognize her now. Finds out the bully doesn't even remember bullying anyone.
TiF is embarrassed and cringes at the memory of this encounter.

Abuse tends to be more memorable to the abusee than to the abuser, so this makes sense. This is sad though, this woman needed help. Instead she got groomed into a cult. Maybe roleplaying as a man is a way to cover up her own lack of self confidence.

 

[XANA]