Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Admiral Throbnelius]

It’s 2 hours long

34 views in 3 hours.

Making the same mistake Lucas did with his TYT video. Does it REALLY need to be 2 hours long? 2 FUCKING HOURS!? Would it kill you guys to shorten your video essays?

Semper Fidelis to whoever sits through that shit and provides a good summary.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I’m having trouble uploading the video, but Hunter confirms that he got kicked out after suggesting they close the server and getting in a fight with head janny Soulio.

He also confirms that Lucas called him high on meth and coke threatening to kill himself.

I’ll try to get it to work but lmaooooo

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I’m having trouble uploading the video, but Hunter confirms that he got kicked out after suggesting they close the server and getting in a fight with head janny Soulio.

He also confirms that Lucas called him high on meth and coke threatening to kill himself.

I’ll try to get it to work but lmaooooo

If the video file is like Keffal's shitty Ana Kasparian video, it probably will need to be either split up, or archived off site somewhere and then linked. It sounds similar to the problem I encountered.

 

[Kees H]

Oh contraire my dear friend, it is only heating up.

Hunter Lyon has released a hit piece video on his YouTube.

https://youtu.be/tQymzDrsWDg?si=_0v6y18QLSQtE2fP

It’s 2 hours long and I’m currently working through it, but boy oh boy do I hope it gets better!

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Local archive in case Keffals gets this disappeared of the internet (not sure if there is anything important in it, going to try to watch it, but still, don't want Lucas to get away with any of his shit). Goddamn this faggot has the most annoying layout for a stream I've ever seen.

Spoiler: Keffals - The Tea (BloodBecoming tranny)

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

God this video is fucking painful to watch. It's unscripted ramblings of a troon. Would it kill this nigga to script this shit? Do the bare minimum of editing? At this point, I hate to say it, Lucas's videos are at the very least more well put together because he bothered to get an editor.

 

[Kees H]

God this video is fucking painful to watch. It's unscripted ramblings of a troon. Would it kill this nigga to script this shit? Do the bare minimum of editing? At this point, I hate to say it, Lucas's videos are at the very least more well put together because he bothered to get an editor.

The screen layout is fucking annoying as well. I don't know what I am watching half of the time.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

The screen layout is fucking annoying as well. I don't know what I am watching half of the time.

I think I know what's making it so fucking annoying. Lucas's videos generally have 3 segments. Shit like the webcam with the orange background in the bottom right corner, his Discord server as the main background, his live chat, and then whatever YouTube clip he's reacting to in the top left or center. This BloodBecoming nigger also has three segments in his setup. Facecam and chat on the right, name banner on the bottom and then whatever clip he's reacting to takes up the remaining space.

What makes this shit look like an absolute clusterfuck is that there's essentially to full stream set ups on screen at all times almost. There's like 6 different moving things fighting for your attention. As a response video this should not have been a stream, it should've been scripted and edited.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Making the same mistake Lucas did with his TYT video. Does it REALLY need to be 2 hours long? 2 FUCKING HOURS!? Would it kill you guys to shorten your video essays?

Semper Fidelis to whoever sits through that shit and provides a good summary.

You don't understand, they have too many important thoughts to plan what they want to say or be concise. The wisdom just flows out from its font. Editing is for lesser minds with little to say. All great ideas are too complex to explain.

 

[AltisticRight]

Keffals is streaming now, weighing in on current events. Mad at leftists simping for Hamas. "It's just fascists fighting fascists, literally Hitler versus Hitler in the Middle East".

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Even Lucas knows Hamas wouldn't mind throwing him off the tallest building in Gaza.
Well, in this case, he'll survive because it's all gone LOL.
(Bad joke, I'll go sit in a corner.)

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

At the end of this text it appears Keffals decides to accuse Alex of being the reason they got doxed because Alex's opsec was worse, basically Keffals trying to make their partner feel at blame.

Lol

Lucas was right, the dox was incorrect. Unfortunately for him, his partner has the opsec of an absolute fucking troglodyte.

It wasn’t even the right dox. Fun fact: the only people to blame for the correct dox is Lucas and his partner. Without the nonexistent opsec of his partner and Lucas’s desire to fuck autists, his apartment would not have been found.

I love when Lucas uses my talking points, good job buddy. Can you debate me on the NBA next?

Tweets so this post isn’t just me gloating.

I think Lucas should comment more on the Israel situation, surely he couldn’t put his foot in his mouth with this topic?

Shocked Lucas is running defense for Vaush when he gets to dunk on WAP Goblin.
(A)

 

[Punished Neco]

This video is called "Keffals, let me hit it". Genuinely unsure whether it's a troll or an actual chaser.

With memorable quotes such as:
'Whoooooooooooooo!'
'I will tear that pussy up! *grunts*'
'Whooooo! Whoooooooooo!'
' I will shove my cock so far up your fart box, stretch your asshole out to where all your farts will be silent. No one will hear you fart again!'

Oh contraire my dear friend, it is only heating up.

I feel vindicated since that pretty much turned out to be a 2 hour nothingburger

 

[Issou1825]

What did Keffals mean by this?

 

[Kees H]

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What did Keffals mean by this?

Keffals confirming that he is a pedophile, like we already realised with his catboy ranch bs.

 

[Issou1825]

Keffals confirming that he is a pedophile, like we already realised with his catboy ranch bs.

This is why I’m glad .net is back, everyone can see all the deranged pedo shit he tried to hide, I hope he does something that gets him behind bars before he crosses the line between his barely disguised fetish and reality.

 

[Marvin]

This video is called "Keffals, let me hit it". Genuinely unsure whether it's a troll or an actual chaser.
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With memorable quotes such as:
'Whoooooooooooooo!'
'I will tear that pussy up! *grunts*'
'Whooooo! Whoooooooooo!'
' I will shove my cock so far up your fart box, stretch your asshole out to where all your farts will be silent. No one will hear you fart again!'

OK this dude sold me. I'm on his side. My otp is ComradeRoseXxKeffals.

Do it Keffals. Don't be frigid, let him smash.

I'm sure your manhole is constructed well enough that it won't explode.

 

[notorietus]

WAP Goblin on Twitter has done a lot of reporting on Lucas recently, and brought out a tweet from janny Jay about how he spent the legal fund on both drugs and an expensive apartment that he had renovated

Just asking for the record here, WAP Goblin posted on Twitter this: (archive)
"Keffals discord was planning on pretending to be one of Clara’s abuse victims to bait me into publishing their story only to use the story to portray me as “working with the alt right”

These people are psychotic liars and manipulators"

Anyone know anything about this or from the discord? Got to ask.

 

[YayLasagna]

The walls are closing in you, Lucas.

This time next year, you’ll be homeless and we will laugh at your misfortune like you laughed at ours. When you’ve finally decided that you’ve tortured yourself enough and there needs to be a poignant end to things, when you’re alone in the dark with only your worst thoughts to comfort you, this is all you will hear reverberating off every inch of the untouched cement:

And nobody will care.

Archived bc Youtube loves taking down MATI stuff.

 

[Something Awful]

"Keffals discord was planning on pretending to be one of Clara’s abuse victims to bait me into publishing their story only to use the story to portray me as “working with the alt right”

These people are psychotic liars and manipulators"
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Anyone know anything about this or from the discord? Got to ask.

It's just a joke, they're not actually organizing any gay ops in the Discord. Don't know what's the deal with that WAP Goblin, but he's retarded if he thinks an offhand shitpost is evidence of some conspiracy.

 

[notorietus]

It's just a joke, they're not actually organizing any gay ops in the Discord. Don't know what's the deal with that WAP Goblin, but he's retarded if he thinks an offhand shitpost is evidence of some conspiracy.

I will add the comments do have something to say about this, though.

And my favorite:

 

[YayLasagna]

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Damn, figure that one out all by yourself?