"For all of Josh's handwringing kvetching, it's on his fucking website. [pause] and in any other circumstance than his own fucking butthurt... '[Mocking Josh] The farms is really good at getting facts' . Are they, Josh? Seems like it on Montegraph. You understand humans though, right? Tell me more about my life. You're nailing it. You've got it SO right, Josh. You've got it fuckin' right."
So I first read this before a half-hour drive home, and decided that I was gonna do it. I was
gonna cum going to read through every page of Monty's thread, watch every stream talking about him, even watch his gay home movies that are so damning to prove once and for all that Monty was not a pedophile. But first, I wanted to do a cursory look at the OP and search up "Pedophile" and "likes sucking little boys penises" or other variations of the phrases, i.e. "pedo" or "sucks on/little boys" just to make sure I'm not missing anything. After all, as a member of the hivemind named "Joshua Conner 'Null' Moon", p.k.a. The Kiwi Farms, I should make sure all the facts are gotten and in one place, for Nick's viewing pleasure whenever he catches up on the Thread.
To start: the
OP (
a) and whatever claims it may make.
It has a lovely little note added into it from when Monty messaged Null to remove the claim. Not enough in the thread or elsewhere for Null to even keep the claim intact in the OP, not a good look on that front. Null clearly understood
a person well enough to know being called a pedo constantly, without evidence, sucks and rectified it the
same day. That's what I'd call good service right there from our Janny-In-Chief. Before this the
old OP had some
less critical takes on Monty's history and behavior.
Search 1: "pedo" - 22 results, "pedophile" - 17 results.
Those results were pretty interesting, mostly in the "Oh he's super not a pedophile" way. We've got posts discussing
Monty's appreciation for loli art on DeviantArt, something that regardless of your opinion of is not illegal to view no does it automatically make you a pedophile. Now if he'd maybe put out a glowing review of Cuties talking about how the little girls got him horny, I could understand thinking he's a pedophile, but viewing/liking the art on its own is not enough to call him a pedophile. In fact, immediately underneath that claim is someone saying exactly that back at the time. Surprisingly, with how much those words come up, with some posts repeating of course, you would think there'd be more claims of actual shit he'd done. But no, outside of one specific guy (same as loli post) who really seemed to hate Monty, everything else is either people saying Monty has a history of being called a pedo, or that some of the people he tried to sue never actually called him one to begin with. He also apparently hung out with a pedo named Von Helton, but again just because you hung out with a pedo doesn't make you one. Other than that, or vague references to his movies that have all proven to have adult actors who lived after the filming finished, there wasn't a lot of
facts in the thread to
prove Monty is a pedo. Maybe I'm crazy and missed something, but I don't think so. Maybe that other search will come up with something?
Search 2: "likes sucking little boys penises" "little boys" "sucks on" "sucking"
How embarrassing!
That's right, we can all go home now, the search came up with fuck all for me to work with on that one. Technically, "sucks on" and "sucking" had results, but they were completely irrelevant to any desire Monty might have to do it to little boys. Regardless, wherever it is that Nick got this claim from it certainly wasn't on the Farms. Might be a good idea to go back to that source and see if
they will have any facts to back it up. This does leave me dangling though, I was ready to knuckle down and watch a few hours of streams and home movies, maybe even search through the "Montagraphy" archives, but I don't think I have to. As far as I can tell, the claim that Monty is a pedophile, or likes to suck the dicks of little boys for that matter, is completely and unequivocally false. Although, I wasn't able to "prove" he's not one, so maybe I'm just a retard too.
Kind of anticlimactic really, but I'm sure as shit glad that
I never falsely called this highly-litigious spastic a pedophile!
(Edit to fix the gay broken attachments, just like Rekieta has to do with his marriage! ZING)
