Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

More LOCALS:

Nick digs at his old nerd comrades?

DremiPrime​

Also flashcast has just fallen off in general.

RekietaLaw​

It's because he ONLY wants to talk comics and comics and marvel are boring

Conserva-thot:

MrStirFry99​	yeah. Xialand. she gets into a bikini later in the show. She's practically perfect.
JarvisHong​	I dont need a bikini lol
JarvisHong​	Shes like maybe 25?
MrStirFry99​	don't care how old she is. she's god damn out of this world.
JarvisHong​	"Have you heard that Nick Rekieda likes to have sex with his wife!?" Cody in british accent
JarvisHong​	yeah, totally would
JarvisHong​	just weird that shes so conservative
JarvisHong​	lol Cecil got toasted
MrStirFry99​	not that conservative. lol

LOCALS finds out that not everyone is like them:

DV8tion​

For fucks sake am I the only degenerate in the rumble chat?

Nick's track record:

Mr--K​	he owes us more streams, that is all.
Vawus​	Nick streamed a ton this week vs his average
aCompleteRandom​	Nick has streamed so little this calendar year that he doesn't even have an average. I think the Murdaugh trial broke him.
Mr--K​	must of been the brain juice
Umichelle​	He missed half of that though, didn't he?
Vawus​	Oh yeah I know I was speaking to only very recently, making up for lost time I hope

Vito jokes:

TheMildOne​	Chat really is deader than Vito's sex life huh
Mad_Amos​	well what with the rules keeping him a thousand feet away from schools and parks his options are limited.

Thoughts on Dick:

havenking​	Dick was the least retarded in the panel
kpklukken​	from what i understand from people who have met him he's actually a decent fella unless he decides to fuck with you. then he can be a complete asshole

 

[No Scope]

My favorite and most optimistic theory is so much evidence of him being a drooling incoherent drunk comes out during the case that they order him into rehab and suspend his license until he does.

Imagine the sheer bellowing tard rage.

Can the judge really order this action in a civil lolsuit? I can understand the reasoning behind it as he is danger to society while driving drunk. If he loses his law license that's like taking away his Transformer all over again.

 

[Chibitzen]

He can't even pretend to care about these things. It's pretty much lmao sorry about your dead mom thanks for the money you dumb fuck retard [yawns loudly about your dead mom he doesn't care about at all].

Honestly, why would anyone care? The audience has no connection to each other. Take for example:

aCompleteRandom​

Let's have some good light hearted news. I would like a toast to my parents. They have reached a milestone in life rarely seen these days. Today marks their 40th wedding anniversary.

It's common for people to overshare these days. Society has long begun treating this ultimately narcissistic tendency as "innocuous" behavior and some people do it with such a habit to force themselves into conversations. It's understandable if a person has only been taught to communicate this way, but it should be unlearned as soon as it's recognized. And yet, for some it's not enough to simply bring in one's own personal business. One must confess others' affairs as well (sometimes their desires!) and surely this has nothing to do with propping oneself. Can anyone see what I'm talking about? Innocuous, right? Note it wasn't enough to mention the milestone.

"Oh look, I'm one of the special kind! I come from such a rare stable background! Can you see me now!?" As if merely being a member of Nick's Locals brought this stability into question somehow.

Why else bring up one's parents to virtual randos? Oh I know. Sally cares! Let's see if we can get her validation. After all, we're all competing for the same position as most friendly bottom feeder, in keeping with the Creator's brand of course. But why would the Creator care? Oh right, money.

They pay $5/mo for the privilege to say this "out loud" on the internet what one can announce practically anywhere else to a more relevant audience for free. And some paid on top of the $5/mo to say this to Creator, I'm gathering? MY parents are super duper ultra married, Nick! Here's some funds. Please notice MY parents... Really?

Don't ever fall into this trap, people. No one works this hard for meaningful connection. Get off the computer and talk to a real human being. You and your parent's personal information will be definitely not be recycled to buttress Nick's definitely not trying to be someone's E-Daddy branding strategy. "I saved so many marriages!"

Edit:

A lot of those ministry schools try to make money by ripping off old people. I'm guessing the idiots in charge thought Eric was going to just be an easy mark for some perpetual revenue and he wasn't going to actually fight back. If anything they're also a victim of Juju and the Gnome's actions by prompting them to file a torturous interference lawsuit fueled by lies.

The ministry school concept gives me Dave Ramsey vibes, for some reason.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

I never understand why people like Rekieta and Ralph suck up to retards like Diddler Dax. Also there no benefit in doing so it's just you in the long run.

For us who see through Dax's bullshit this is obvious. For people who see his patreon, his audience of retards, his "rising star", these are all appealing. Especially Nick who probably sees himself as being smarter than Dax. He probably thinks he can do the same thing Dax does, stir up drama and profit off of it.

If you’re a parent, or deeply desire to be, this video SHOULD disgust you. I’m not trying to alog, but holy shit. Imagine resenting your babies. I’ll take the hats, I don’t care.

There's a high likelihood that as his children are growing up, one or more of them are going to see this clip and see how their father thinks of them.
And when they troon out Nick will have nobody to blame but himself. Though I'm sure he'll still blame the evil kiwifarmers who had the nerve to archive his own words.

His reaction to eulogy is as bad as the Games Done Quick donations or that streamer who was dancing while saying, "RIP grandma!" Maybe a version of this could be made for Rekieta's eulogy donations.

Wow, this is just like watching GDQ minus the bleeps, bloops, and dilation station cleaning announcements!

 

[AnOminous]

Can the judge really order this action in a civil lolsuit? I can understand the reasoning behind it as he is danger to society while driving drunk. If he loses his law license that's like taking away his Transformer all over again.

Not directly but she could refer the matter to the bar (not the gay bar he drinks at) and they could take action. They'd be a lot more likely to take action with a referral from an actual judge in the state.

Though I'm sure he'll still blame the evil kiwifarmers who had the nerve to archive his own words.

Cows never blame themselves for saying the dumb shit they said, it's always the fault of someone else who said "wow look at the dumb shit this retard said."

Society has long begun treating this ultimately narcissistic tendency as "innocuous" behavior and some people do it with such a habit to force themselves into conversations. It's understandable if a person has only been taught to communicate this way, but it should be unlearned as soon as it's recognized.

If you've ever been in a gathering of terminally online people you've probably seen the conversation where people are talking at each other like it's a chat room, simultaneously without any pauses. It's not even that they're not paying attention to what other people are saying (unless they are also autistic assholes) because someone will suddenly reply to something someone said two minutes ago like their brain is a FIFO queue.

You definitely need to unlearn this if you're talking to normal people though because they are confused and disturbed by it.

Once you see it you never unsee it. I have seen this in restaurants where I suddenly knew these were a bunch of people who have only talked online to each other before.

 

[Geared Chris]

I was obviously in a bit of a mood last night and apologize for getting into the fray. That being said...

Kurt and Nick can say whatever they want. But a trademark is only valid if someone has been granted it and is defending it within a defined space.

Right, and I appreciate your response. I've simply slogged through too many hours of discussion on this issue (and trademark is a BIG slog) in which the smaller ISOMs that you originally listed have been discussed.

As Rekieta (and others) mentioned, you cannot trademark "Nick" bc it's too ubiquitous. (Somewhat relevant bc July emotionally and stupidly defends calling his hero ISOM bc it was his grandfather's name.)

ANYWAY, as he mentioned, if Nick started a bicycle business in Willmar called Toyota Bikes that suddenly blew up, he'd have to change the name. (Can Nick please start that business? Might be a better use of his time.)

IMO, the best point was made by the founder of The Ministry/Good Shepherd: July was savvy enough to trademark "Rippaverse" but not ISOM... because he couldn't, and he knew it. In contrast, The Ministry/Good Shepherd has not trademarked their company name (Good Shepherd) but trademarked ISOM. They did so intentionally and strategically to publish written materials under that name, as they've been doing for 20+ years.

All I'm saying is that Good Shepherd has a solid case and July's emotional protestations are a little tiresome. He's almost certainly going to be forced to pay a licensing fee to use the name or change it.

Maybe that qualifies as good parenting in your book but I think it falls rather short.

Strange thing to say. If anything I've carefully described Nick and Kayla's shitty parenting and will continue to do so. Most recently I reported in detail that they were sleeping until 4 pm last Saturday.

On those streams in which he logs off at 5 a.m. as a slobbering drunk and will be driving a kid at 7 a.m., I'll note that too.

I'm not saying call CPS.

We agree, then.

If anything Balldo'sGate's notation of his ticket going 80 mph in a 65 in the early hours shows that the Spicer police are lurking. Nick is seriously flirting with a DUI.

Nothing that we know of warrants CPS and I hope that no one associated with Kiwi would have anything to do with that kind of call.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

And there's his out: He'll end up saying he never claimed anything he said about Monty was "actually" true, rather, he "believed" them to be true and the simple expression of his beliefs are well within his 1st Amendment rights.

Yeah except for the fact that he did, in fact, make statements of fact. What he said, verbatim, is "Montegraph has always been into sucking, uh, litt-little boy cock, which is weird." Followed up mere seconds later with "clip this all you want and sue me if you want you fucking faggot child molesting fucking faggot."

These are objective statements of fact. He did not say "I think Montegraph has always been into sucking little boy cock." He did not say "I believe Montegraph has always been into sucking little boy cock." He made a statement of fact, followed up with another statement of fact calling him a "child molesting fucking faggot." Again, he didn't call him a pedophile fucking faggot, he called him a child molesting fucking faggot.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

No. People are paying about a dollar for these toasts on LOCALS.

What a "social media expert".

Convinces his whales and paypigs to sign up for his membership services for 5$ a month instead of throwing money at him nightly.

Does a membership drive promising five thousand super awesome custom-designed gifts, then immediately renegs after calling an alog a pedo, then buying a Mustang and crying poverty after acquiring a vanity lawyer.

Now the cheques he wrote last fall on annual memberships are coming due. All the while recently complaining that the 5$/month Locals is undervalued for "all the content he provides".

His remaining paypigs send 1$ Locals toasts about dead hamsters and grannies, making him dance as a sloshed, disinterested & yawning organ grinder.

 

[AnOminous]

Nothing that we know of warrants CPS and I hope that no one associated with Kiwi would have anything to do with that kind of call.

There's a fundamental rule of the site that that shit is beyond the pale.

Does a membership drive promising five thousand super awesome custom-designed gifts, then immediately renegs after calling an alog a pedo, then buying a Mustang and crying poverty after acquiring a vanity lawyer.

Imagine coming across as less sympathetic than a lolcow who now has almost had a redemption arc. "Quit calling me a child molester, I'm not a child molester" is a pretty reasonable request. Nick somehow couldn't manage that, being too drunk and retarded. And now he's paying the price. All that Depp money out the window for a drunken outburst of retarded defamation.

 

[Captain Manning]

I have pretty high standards for what I'll actually call cops about, and have only reached it once about anything on this forum (other than just to call for information when a cow may have been arrested or have a court appearance). That was when some dude convicted of pimping out children was using a cell phone to post on Twitter from prison to the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch scumbags.

About the only hypothetical scenario I can think of that would lead to me calling the cops or CPS on Rekieta (or just about anybody, for that matter) is something like the little one walking in on him streaming and him straight up backhanding her in a drunken rage. We'd have to be talking obvious child abuse with obvious evidence here.

And if that happened (unlikely), I'm not even sure I'd have to call, because there would probably be scores of other people picking up the phone. Including people off the Farms. Youtube would quite possibly shitcan his channel. That might even be a bridge too far for Rumble. Such an event would likely ruin him. We'd be talking DaddyOFive levels of lolcow downfall here.

Frankly, I don't foresee any of this happening. He's an drunken belligerent asshole, but I've seen nothing to suggest he's physically violent with the kids or anybody else. There is some "bottle to throttle" speculation concerning him driving the kids around, but there is nothing solid to suggest the kids are in imminent danger.

I'm fine with the speculation, but that's all it is and should be.

And I would indeed seriously agree with you and recommend absolutely nobody call CPS or do similar dumb bullshit based on circumstancial nonsense that may be convincing from a lay perspective but is almost certainly not going to interest law enforcement.

Agreed. Just stay the fuck out of it. Don't even joke about calling CPS.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Your mistake is assuming everyone will read and interpret your words honestly. Your words will absolutely be interpreted and twisted as "the Kiwi Farms was suggesting people should call CPS to have my children removed from my home!" Assume malevolent forces are interpreting your words. It's foolish otherwise.

If you have to self censor when asking a fucking question about an hypothetical then you might as well just unplug the Internet and go back to the 70s, you can't and should not walk on eggshells because some random retard might twist a comment to the point of abject insanity.

It's the same shit as if I asked "how come nobody has shot Ethan Ralph when he chimps out in Mexico, in a place particularly known for gang violence" and someone said that I was inciting violence against the King of the Sektur.

If Nick chooses to interpret words maliciously and twist them to the point that even rubber would snap, that would be on him, odds are he would look absolutely foolish to anyone but the most ardent balldowashers.

Plus in any case, even for utterly deranged faggots like TiC who choose to engage in said retarded behaviour, while Nick might not be father of the year there isn't anything there that warrants the call, let alone anything that CPS would do shit about, Nicky and Kayla might be somewhat neglectful of the kids but I do not believe they are in danger of anything, being a bit of a shitty parent isn't something the government needs to be involved with, otherwise we'd need to have more social workers than there's actual population.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

It's common for people to overshare these days. Society has long begun treating this ultimately narcissistic tendency as "innocuous" behavior and some people do it with such a habit to force themselves into conversations.

Respectfully, I disagree. I think that we're just so used to seeing it because we're on a Mongolian throat singing drama site. The vast majority of people just go about their day and have short, polite interactions with those they encounter. The attention seeking and narcissistic behavior is just far more attention grabbing because those people tend to have more lolcow traits and social media rewards that behavior while in person interactions do not, so that behavior is far more on display on the Internet, where we have the easiest access to it.

I tend to believe in the rule of "most:" Most people are mostly good most of the time. That's boring, however, and nobody talks about the one hundred reasonably polite people they encountered in their family trip to the zoo, they talk about the crazy bitch screeching that the giraffe cracker dispenser took her dollar and only gave her four crackers instead of the advertised five.

 

[Chibitzen]

I was obviously in a bit of a mood last night and apologize for getting into the fray. That being said...

I didn't notice anything.

His remaining paypigs send 1$ Locals toasts about dead hamsters and grannies, making him dance as a sloshed, disinterested & yawning organ grinder.

They help provide the facade of a functioning brand. No one would suggest high functioning though. Except maybe his mods, because it helps them feel relevant.

If Nick chooses to interpret words maliciously and twist them to the point that even rubber would snap, that's on him, odds are he would look absolutely foolish to anyone but the most ardent balldowashers.

He should absolutely do this. He should bring more attention to his weird lifestyle choices. More attention, please.

 

[not william stenchever]

He really does resent his kids holy shit.

My dad was caught off guard by my sister and I coming into being and we could tell that he was pretty much over having kids by then; but it was obvious that he loved us and was happy that we came into his life. He also had a very demanding 9-5 job during the week. Nick is the opposite of this.

 

[AnOminous]

It's the same shit as if I asked "how come nobody has shot Ethan Ralph when he chimps out in Mexico, in a place particularly known for gang violence" and someone said that I was inciting violence against the King of the Sektur.

He actually picked one of the safest cities in Mexico. He's not in Sinaloa. He's not in Tijuana or Juárez.

 

[ChromaQuack]

He actually picked one of the safest cities in Mexico. He's not in Sinaloa. He's not in Tijuana or Juárez.

Well I stand corrected, he's close-ish to Cancun too, pretty good pick considering all retarded expats seem to crowd in the hellscape of Mexico City.

 

[AnOminous]

Well I stand corrected, he's close-ish to Cancun too, pretty good pick considering all retarded expats seem to crowd in the hellscape of Mexico City.

The main person he has to fear murder from is probably his landlord when that dude realizes how much Ethan Ralph the pig has destroyed his property.

 

[Heckler1]

Nick somehow couldn't manage that, being too drunk and retarded. And now he's paying the price. All that Depp money out the window for a drunken outburst of retarded defamation.

At this point I think its safe to say that Nick is a bigger loser than DSP

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick! What a week, huh? But you made it to the weekend! Pour yourself a drink! Every new drink is like the first time enjoying it! Oh god the flavor and the way it feels going down the pipe. Have another buddy! I’m making a Manhattan myself so don’t go feeling bad about drinking alone, mmm so good!

 

[jspit2.0]

Well obviously it would have been better to do a trademark search beforehand, but there would probably have been no marketplace collision at all, ever, had there not been a pack of vile, chickenshit little faggots going around stirring up disputes just to fuck wtih the guy's livelihood for apparently no motivation other than pure malice.

It's clearly an unusual enough word to have identifying characteristics, unlike something like "John Smith automobiles," which might be at best recognizable in a local context.

Or Apple but there you had two belligerent, litigious companies with nearly unlimited money who litigated, settled, and re-litigated multiple times over literally decades, when they should have just done what they're doing now, i.e. doing business with each other and making tons of money instead of squandering it in dumb squabbles.

(Incidentally I seriously think this was Ty Beard's fundamental misconception in the Vic case and possibly even more important than the massive procedural blunder that actually killed it. He had the view that you solve a business problem by, well, doing business and making money. He was bewildered to find himself dealing with non-rational actors who viewed themselves as in a Kulturkampf, to use one of Scalia's words. To his way of thinking, you don't win by dirty tricks and game-playing but by both sides laying out their positions and coming to a rational estimation of value and then signing on the dotted line and going back to making money.)

gambling on the best of humanity feels like a less than optimal strategy, but maybe the farms is coloring my perception.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu I had to google, after watching, because I don't trust the guy sticking his balls in peoples rectums on the Bible, call me crazy. It turns out there's a ton of literature on the Paul thing and not only does he seem to be wrong, doctrinally from what I found but I think it's the most important thing to come out of the EFAP he did. It illustrates that he doesn't really believe christian teaching can or should be adhered to when inconvenient, which places him firmly outside what I understand to be the zeitgeist of that faith.