Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Has Fat offered any hot takes on Australia, yet?

Crocodile Dundee was about as entertaining as a Norm MacDonald standup special.

 

[Something Awful]

This weird tweet is fucking with my head. What do these people think politics is? Who is asking if war crimes are bad? And when Patrick says he's a political firebrand, does he mean he has really strong opinions about municipal zoning?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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This weird tweet is fucking with my head. What do these people think politics is? Who is asking if war crimes are bad? And when Patrick says he's a political firebrand, does he mean he has really strong opinions about municipal zoning?

Disagreeing with a leftist is the stuff on the right, if you don't support X it is literally "gay niggers need to be sent to space" levels of evil.

The only possible politics they admit of (because they want to execute anything outside their bubble) is just "how much should we fund faggotry, all of the monies or 2x all the monies?"

 

[AnOminous]

Has anyone asked Patso about his SAT scores? Come to think of it, I'd bet his standardized test scores put him below the 50% percentile.

I don't think they usually list it on your report card but I know one test he scored in the top percentile on. His FAT scores.

 

[Lord Denning]

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This weird tweet is fucking with my head. What do these people think politics is? Who is asking if war crimes are bad? And when Patrick says he's a political firebrand, does he mean he has really strong opinions about municipal zoning?

Patrick thinks he is a good person. Because he thinks he is a good person, that means all the political positions he takes are objectively good in a moral sense. Because of this, if you oppose objective good, that means you are objectively evil. If the people who oppose you are objectively evil, its easy to strawman them and reduce their opinions to shit like "are gay people human beings" cause they're evil so they obviously have an ulterior motive for supporting bans on drag queen story hour or whatever. It's just dumb reddit marvel movie politics where every issue is boiled down into a good side and a bad side and moralizing over an issue is more important that solving it or even examining the circumstances that cause it.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Has Fat offered any hot takes on Australia, yet?

Fours hours ago he Xeeted something about Steve Irwin’s son, so either he doesn’t know yet, or he’s learning to shut his ignorant mouth.
My guess? He’s passed out drunk and doesn’t know yet, ditto the NZ election.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

And when Patrick says he's a political firebrand, does he mean he has really strong opinions about municipal zoning?

Patrick thinks he is a political firebrand because he tweets a lot of stupid shit on twitter

 

[Divine right to rule]

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This weird tweet is fucking with my head. What do these people think politics is? Who is asking if war crimes are bad? And when Patrick says he's a political firebrand, does he mean he has really strong opinions about municipal zoning?

This pic really showed those strawmen who's boss.
I am also pretty sure that Pat is more than fine with the warcrimes America comitted in, and since, WW2.
I also never heard that anyone said faggots were not human.
Also paygap, which fucking everyone knows is bullshit.

Patrick keeps stupid company, as expected. Smart liberals are appalled by this porcine retard. He is as stupid as he imagines white-trash Trumpites to be.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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He looks like Michael from Parodius.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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This weird tweet is fucking with my head. What do these people think politics is? Who is asking if war crimes are bad? And when Patrick says he's a political firebrand, does he mean he has really strong opinions about municipal zoning?

I don't think even the most militant muslims are debating over whether gay people are human beings.

 

[Plaintiff had a 1.7 gpa]

Seems like the new rule for the Bing A.I. image creator is if you get too many unsafe image requests you're not allowed to make anything else even if you still have tokens left. On 2 separate accounts I was trying to make General Fatton pics before getting put in timeout. Or maybe it was because I tried to put Israeli, Ukrainian, and Trans flags in the picture.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Let's face it, a Twitter book saga with child and stalker as the main protagonists sounds way more interesting, and would have outperformed any fat-fingered drivel he's proud to call a Sci-Fi novel.

For the record, if you're reading this Fatrick, even people with feeder fetish couldn't outdo that gout you carry around so proudly. Also, gym selfies don't burn calories you fat idiot!

how about a dystopian sci fi where a guy is stalking a chick and her son and when hes watching em the chick gets killed but he saves the child. and the stalker and the child gotta make it through the dystopia together. STalker Child: by a Real Life Tough Guy Who Will Actually Spoon Feed You Your Teeth.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I feel like this really doesn’t need to be stated, but Fat should be abhorred by political parties because he’s a massive fat cunt. His takes are either deranged, NPR on HRT, or misinformed and smug.

I think Fat is honestly great for national unity. He’s a pig headed idiot who’s purely tribal and it should disgust people who associate with his tribe.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

how about a dystopian sci fi where a guy is stalking a chick and her son and when hes watching em the chick gets killed but he saves the child. and the stalker and the child gotta make it through the dystopia together. STalker Child: by a Real Life Tough Guy Who Will Actually Spoon Feed You Your Teeth.

We all know Pat would do pretty well in that sort of scenario: he's already got the whole cannibalism thing down. The only tension in that story would come when he runs out of black kids to grind up and eat. Dare he try his pepperoni recipe... with white meat?

 

[Piggle Rick]

Pat would do fine because he is great at sucking cock.

 

[AnOminous]

Patrick thinks he is a good person. Because he thinks he is a good person, that means all the political positions he takes are objectively good in a moral sense. Because of this, if you oppose objective good, that means you are objectively evil.

Oh, is it time to break this one out again? Apparently.

Patrick keeps stupid company, as expected. Smart liberals are appalled by this porcine retard. He is as stupid as he imagines white-trash Trumpites to be.

But he's a conservalard. That's what he says anyway. I don't think he's ever expressed an actual conservative opinion, but that's what he claims he is, very fatly, while being fat, staring fatly at you, denying being fat.

 

[internet friend]

how about a dystopian sci fi where a guy is stalking a chick and her son and when hes watching em the chick gets killed but he saves the child. and the stalker and the child gotta make it through the dystopia together. STalker Child: by a Real Life Tough Guy Who Will Actually Spoon Feed You Your Teeth.

That honestly has the bones of an interesting mystery story to it: a known stalker watches the people who stalked get killed and all blame is put in him, but he has to solve the mystery of whodunit. It may not win any awards, but it'll be miles better than anything the pig put out.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Don't forget a former martial arts and security instructor and also a marksman with powerful weaponry such as:

• A small Glock pistol that he would break his hand firing if he held the way he did in that cringe tactical reload video
• A .22 LR Carbine
• A PS90, the carbine for nerds with horrible ergonomics and expensive ammo, so he probably only shot it twice, he also probably only bought it because it was a stable of cheap 90s sci-fi like Stargate.

Ergonomics on a P90 aren't that bad, they just look weird, their problem is the ammo is over priced and underpowered.
Magazines 50 rounds which is both a bonus and a negative because filling up 4 or 5 of them (or whatever you usually take to the range) is expensive, and 5.7 doesn't have the power its reputed to. You'd be better with an AR.
Or a .308 if you want something heavier. I've been looking at FAL's so I can LARP as a Rhodesian.

 

[Maude Snew]

Patrick thinks he is a political firebrand because he tweets a lot of stupid shit on twitter

He means fire crotch because it burns when he pees.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It might help keep "swatters" away too.

He's SWATing himself though so I'm not sure about that.

He literally threw temper tantrums when anyone tried to talk to him, despite his piglike greed in taking up half the bar with his repulsively obese form, even though the bar is meant for people who actually want to be social. He must have totally wrecked the vibe to the point they banned him.

You know Pat is just the sort of asshole you can imagine waddling his way down to the bar and taking up space right at the bar with his laptop and his fat fucking ass and then growling (or meekly mumbling, lets be real) at anyone who tries to talk to him, despite the bar stools usually being where people sit if they want to just shoot the shit with anyone who comes in.

Patrick S. Tomlinson claiming Quasi was never paid, only his lawyers were, and that Quasi's money that he spent on lawyers is gone forever, and the second judgement doesn't exist. Also tells a group of orangutans that they are going to prison.

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I think they're Howler Monkeys (which somehow makes it even funnier to me) its also always funny when you see him getting upset. You can always tell because the spelling mistakes start.

1.2 GPA drooling fat retard wrong again.

It is literally divisible by any number (other than zero itself).
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Has this absolute mongo ever been right about ANYTHING?

He literally fails to grasp extremely simple concepts, and the most comical but also frustrating thing is he uses his ignorance as what he thinks is an own.
Pat is probably one of the least self aware people I've ever seen.
Rockstar Games programmes NPC's that are more fleshed out and more believable as human beings than Patrick.
If I woke up tommorow as Pat I would eat one of those 5.7 rounds.
Then again if I woke up as Pat chances are I'd literally eat it, probably with lots of bacon and a cup of grease from the drip tray of a George Foreman grill to wash it down.

Because I would be FAT.