Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[YayLasagna]

Youtube must be coming down hard on the clippers, because the medallion clip left a lot out. Here it is in the original state.
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Watch his hands tremble. Fear? Or anticipation?

More likely it's tremors from his body reaching the point that it actively needs alcohol to function properly.
Dude needs rehab.

 

[AltisticRight]

Youtube must be coming down hard on the clippers, because the medallion clip left a lot out. Here it is in the original state.
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Watch his hands tremble. Fear? Or anticipation?

Following the footsteps of Juju and Gunt.
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This is what buying supermarket prepacked hard-boiled eggs does to you.

 

[Geared Chris]

When was the last time Kayla or any of the kids interrupted the show? Does anyone actually watch consistently enough to say?

Sadly, I do watch consistently.

It's been a while since a kid interrupted his show. 3+ weeks?

I didn't watch last weekend's Geeks & Gamers. Apparently, his son brought him snacks because he woke up famished at 4 p.m. on Saturday when he was meant to be on the show at 3 p.m. (I'll scrub through it quickly right now and edit with anything noteworthy.)

The G&G Tabletop stream in which he joins 90 min late is here but he appears to black himself out when the crackers are delivered by his son.

More noteworthy is this stream at 2:03:10-2:05:15 when he discusses waking at 4 pm.. He later talks about his kid delivering him the snacks at 3:07:45.

 

[IRC Moron]

It's almost like this isn't a joke Nick. You wouldn't get it because you don't care about your family. Actually you don't care about anyone but yourself. When someone fucks with your business it's line crossing harassment, but when you encourage harassment and life ruination on other people it's fine, because it isn't you. Nick is acting like life is a prank channel on YouTube. It's all fun and games until someone who doesn't play along shoots you.

 

[P5Fever]

I find it funny (in the sad way) that Nick has very clearly hated Vito since Weeb Wars saga with his gay shit he did. Nick hated the crap with Cuties. Hates idiots who tarded out over the Don’t Say Gay Bill like Just Some Guy.

But for whatever reason Dick is his blind spot.

Dick defends Cuties, is butt buddies with that pedo loser Vito, and Vito was screeching at Eric July for not debating him on said Don’t Say Gay Bill because he’s a pedo loser.

Yet for some reason this doesn’t raise some kind of self awareness to Nick regarding his hypocrisy. Or maybe it does, but pretends to not notice because he too is butt buddies with Dick.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Has Nick addressed the glaring lie he told Null about saying Montagraph “probably” sucked little boys’ dicks?

He claims that Josh believes Nick left a bit out and claims he probably said probably.
I made an edit a while ago about this situation.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16752413

 

[dustnight]

That's a very oddly specific thing to 'joke' about...

 

[P5Fever]

It's almost like this isn't a joke Nick. You wouldn't get it because you don't care about your family. Actually you don't care about anyone but yourself. When someone fucks with your business it's line crossing harassment, but when you encourage harassment and life ruination on other people it's fine, because it isn't you. Nick is acting like life is a prank channel on YouTube. It's all fun and games until someone who doesn't play along shoots you.

If any of the KickVic losers did this to Vic’s ancestors we know for a fact Nick would stream about them being losers and call them out while collecting shekels.

If Maddox did it to Dick, you can bet your ass Nick would stream about it crossing a line.

If Amber Turd took a shit on Johnny Depp’s great grandpappy’s grave he would definitely stream about that, collecting in the sheckles mocking her and calling her a cunt.

But it’s only because Dick is supporting this behavior that Nick doesn’t care. Nick only cares about himself and lining his pocket, and definitely playing defense for Dick.

Going back to the KickVic saga, this only increases my pity for Vic. He was used by one side who pretended to be his friends only to dance on his grave, to be sent into the arms of one person who was only using him for clout. I get Vic’s pants are gay but seems really unfair deck stacked against him.

 

[ChromaQuack]

How can you be married for so many years and not know where a woman's butthole is located?

By being gay and exclusively a bottom I imagine, because a gay top would be able to locate a butthole.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

I mean I am all for joking about everything but I wonder how he would react to jokes like how his wife's womb fired more blanks than Alec Baldwin or maybe a joke about how Drex would celebrate his daughters' birthdays before he could.

You know these are jokes, they don't mean anything. I wonder if he would find them funny.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick still takes the deives, but is afraid because they can be tracked via what appears outside the window. I did it for each of the ones he did, and that quite easily. It could also be that he filmed himself running a red-light intentionally.

After the last one, he said that Kayla is in the car sometimes and does not want to be filmed, but that is cope.

re: car vids, he can learn. Surprising, given how smooth-brained he has been.

re: the graves, what a sick fuck. Absolutely classless.

 

[Lidl Drip]

By being gay and exclusively a bottom I imagine, because a gay top would be able to locate a butthole.

He's a bottom? Well that unfortunate because Dick is also a bottom... Their relationship is doomed from the start.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

He just looks sad. Like he could have been so much more than this. I mean look at Bruce Rivers, a completely respectable criminal law lawyer from MN like Rackets should be.

Even if it was in good fun, Nick let the alcohol get way out of control. Used to be a drunk myself; it is obvious looking at him that (hopefully) in a few years he will be discussing how fucked up he was at the current point in time.

A lot of this is a side effect of Nick being wasted five nights a week. Even some functional alcoholics drink less often.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The molding (haha typo but it stays) would be less apparent if he dyed his hair a lighter color. He went from a light brown/ dirty blonde a few years ago to very dark with way too much red. A lot of red in a hair dye is usually in gray formulas since they have to basically build the color from scratch on hair that has no pigment. There are other hair dyes that would work for his complexion and hair thickness much better but then he’d have to give up the simplicity of picking up a box of Just for Men at the local Walmart.

Whatever happened to "Kayla likes men with gray hair". Was that a lie he was telling himself or does he expect to be divorced in the coming years and doesn't give a shit what he looks like for her anymore?

Flashback 6/13/2022: Hoes Mad: The GriftMan Cometh - Whiskey, Gin, Vodka and Rants? Audience Choice

This fucking stream. I remembered in concept that it was a degenerate cluster fuck, but had convinced myself Nick would "Pull Up" and was just tired from trial streams and memory holed it. Thanks for reminding me how fucking blind I was to Nick's depravity.

This is what buying supermarket prepacked hard-boiled eggs does to you.

https://www.npr.org/2011/03/02/134196209/study-most-plastics-leach-hormone-like-chemicals

It all makes sense now. The faux estrogen leaked into his eggs and made him gay.

 

[KingofSomething]

Rippa is streaming right now. Someone asked him about Nick, so he said Nick has made no attempt to contact him after that 7 hour cry session and has been made aware that Nick is still taking shots. Someone else also told him that Nick is getting sick of tagged into the drama, so he suggested Nick should ignore it as Eric's been told to. He might say other stuff about Nick, but there's a good chance of this stream getting paywalled when it ends if someone else wants to look through it

 

[Captain Manning]

He's a bottom? Well that unfortunate because Dick is also a bottom... Their relationship is doomed from the start.

Not if they spit roast the rotund pedo they both love.

(I'm sorry for putting that disgusting image in everybody's mind).

 

[Harm]

If there wasn't an ongoing pattern of behavior of Nick contributing to Dick's harassment campaigns and admonishing Eric July and his fans for responding in any way, that'd be one of the funniest jokes he's made in awhile. Instead, it's another mean-spirited jab masquerading as camaraderie. Begone, snake!

Rippa is streaming right now. Someone asked him about Nick, so he said Nick has made no attempt to contact him after that 7 hour cry session

Which is bizarre because Nick said he'd only un-private it after they hashed things out. It's been public for a week now.

 

[LiquidKid]

When was the last time Kayla or any of the kids interrupted the show? Does anyone actually watch consistently enough to say?

last I can recall was Like 3 weeks ago august 29/30th. one of his daughters interrupted because she wanted a goodnight hug. I remember being disturbed because he sounded very annoyed/angry. He then cut the camera off to hug her, but then immediately after a different daughter asked for the same thing and he just let her come in camera to hug him, she even stared directly at the webcam. It’s the only reason why I know she’s blonde.

 

[ChromaQuack]

He's a bottom? Well that unfortunate because Dick is also a bottom... Their relationship is doomed from the start.

Don't you worry, they can hold hands at burning man while Drexel takes turns, monogamy is for incel chud faggots anyway.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That whole “Nobody can take a joke anymore!!!” trope is textbook narcissist-speak.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8hU4Gj6/

Sound like any bald faggots we know?