Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
I mean yes signs of life are good lol but I don't think he's a potato-masher like JFG might be. I was more curious if the reason Nick is such an excessively active driver in the house is because Kayla is living somewhere else. It's unlikely, but would explain a few things lol.
She's joined the ranks of Shelly Miscavage
 
Rippa is streaming right now. Someone asked him about Nick, so he said Nick has made no attempt to contact him after that 7 hour cry session and has been made aware that Nick is still taking shots. Someone else also told him that Nick is getting sick of tagged into the drama, so he suggested Nick should ignore it as Eric's been told to. He might say other stuff about Nick, but there's a good chance of this stream getting paywalled when it ends if someone else wants to look through it
I'm just going to set up to capture every stream July does on his channel for the duration of the beef.

Here's the archive: 20231016 - EDJ-YR - Big week for the 'verse! Cookin' w 'verse Studios - Short Stream (Odysee)
 
I mean yes signs of life are good lol but I don't think he's a potato-masher like JFG might be. I was more curious if the reason Nick is such an excessively active driver in the house is because Kayla is living somewhere else. It's unlikely, but would explain a few things lol.
They're good questions.

I'm assuming that if Kayla had received a DUI, or even a speeding ticket, @Balldo's Gate would have told us.

I have a working theory (different from my "pet" theories bc I think this one is valid), that she received a serious warning by Spicer/Willmar/somewhere police about her driving.

Nick uses "nanny" and "driver" terms synonymously so I'm unclear if it's the same person. In any case, at some point in the last 6-8 months, she has apparently stopped driving for the most part.

He's said for some time that she hates nighttime driving. So, fine. That doesn't explain why he must shuttle a kid at 7 a.m. after he's up until 5 drinking his brains out.
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Well that's fucked.
[Rekieta pretending this never happen mode activated ]
Poor Dick is just a scapegoat, and Eric brought all of this on himself.
>"Dick contacting Isom would be fine and not his fault”
So Dick messing with Eric business for lol’s is perfectly fine since it’s Rekieta E-Daddy
Rekieta doing what he does best: avoiding responsibility. View attachment 5417346
He did the same thing with Ralph he wouldn't disavow him until Ralph sharted on him and his whore wife
What a complete shit bag LMAO.
He really just can't say that fucking with graves is messed up. Also when have people messed with Nick by going to his family's graves? I don't remember that ever being mentioned because I'm sure his fanbase would have flipped the fuck out if they knew. It would have been posted here at the very least
He will have to admit he's wrong and Rekieta isn't about do that now and disappoint his e-daddy.
The Bad Ending: Nick succumbs to alcoholism, which eventually leads to what should've been an avoidable death.

The Neutral Ending: Nick stops being an alcoholic but still acts shitty from time to time, eventually fading into online irrelevance and moving on with his life.

The Good Ending: Nick and wife move past this weird phase, Nick practices law again maybe, or finds something else to do with his life.

The Funny Ending: Nick gets cucked, his wife eventually leaves him for the bull.

The Funnier Ending: Nick gets fucked by the bull, realizes he's absolutely flaming gay, wife gets cucked and Nick leaves her for the bull.

The UFO Ending: Nick travels with Ayy LMAOs after accepting his homosexuality and being allowed to leave Silent Hill.
True Ending: Sonichu Curse takes over Nick soul and body
Nobody tells him what to do but Dax, apparently.
He has too because Nick real dad never told him he was a good lawyer :(
It's almost like this isn't a joke Nick. You wouldn't get it because you don't care about your family. Actually you don't care about anyone but yourself. When someone fucks with your business it's line crossing harassment, but when you encourage harassment and life ruination on other people it's fine, because it isn't you. Nick is acting like life is a prank channel on YouTube. It's all fun and games until someone who doesn't play along shoots you.
I'm surprise Nick is taking the Diddler Dax and Pedo Vito defense that's "it's just a joke, bro". Let's see how it plays out(it will play out horribly for Rekieta).
 
I have a working theory (different from my "pet" theories bc I think this one is valid), that she received a serious warning by Spicer/Willmar/somewhere police about her driving.

When Cynthia was here she said Kayla hates driving in general. Maybe she did get some kind or warning from the cops, maybe she's pilled out like some think.
 
Wow, I usually don't like to joke police too much, but given the context and timing, that "joke" was pretty low, even for Nick. And given the justification for some of the shit this group has been doing regarding Eric has essentially been "It's just jokes", it definitely doesn't help.

But hey, it's just jokes, and as long as Nick says it's a joke and that he loves what Eric is doing and hopes he sells a billion books, it's all good, right?
 
Whatever happened to "Kayla likes men with gray hair". Was that a lie he was telling himself or does he expect to be divorced in the coming years and doesn't give a shit what he looks like for her anymore?


This fucking stream. I remembered in concept that it was a degenerate cluster fuck, but had convinced myself Nick would "Pull Up" and was just tired from trial streams and memory holed it. Thanks for reminding me how fucking blind I was to Nick's depravity.



It all makes sense now. The faux estrogen leaked into his eggs and made him gay.

I have seen women motivate their men to change how they look becuase they do not like the disparity in appearance of age between them. They do everything they can to look younger, but hate the appearance of being with an 'older gentleman'..

Just a personal anecdote.

Not to pile on, but it goes without saying that July's great great grandfather was likely a slave. We all rightfully laugh at SJWs, but for the love of Christ (which Nick has obviously lost), there is a line.

There's a big difference between being provocative/edgy/controversial versus being intentionally repugnant for the sake of shock value.

I guarantee that tonight on the show - if he addresses it, and he probably will - Nick will say that the great grandfather is dead and he doesn't care, so why should anyone else?

Nick is being hyper technical and ignoring the pattern, as someone else said. I understand why it is difficult to collocate individual actions into a legally establish pattern beciase the law is fact-specific, but humans do it all the time.

At what point is Dick a POS for consistently feeding this harassment?

Eric probably does not have enough to sue and win against Dick, but that is a procedural fault of the nature of the legal system in the United States. Nick is banking on this to dismiss criticism and uses his legal knowledge to bully out critics. When someone brings up a moral standard, Nick has the tried and true ' Well I disagree.

It makes one wonder what kind of fake fantasies he projects onto Mandy in light of the alleged terminal depression and child of doom-like persona act she puts on. Perhaps she helped him to fill in those details (Edit: Hell, maybe vice-versa). Regardless, both of them are very sick human-beings. (Which explains a lot) As a narcissist personality, I could see him getting off on it. And while I don't particularly think of Kayla as a damsel in distress, it does raise other questions.
Nick appears to be operating on the level of:

'I didn't do it' or 'It did not happen, so I cannot be held to account for it!'

It fits so well with his joking about his 'kill list' he had in school, the 'On the wall' fiasco, and most recently the grave incident. He doesn't consider his thought patterns to hold any moral weight.

Nick seems to conveniently divorce 'intent' from action. This is embarassing for a lawyer because the law often couples them, as do many people's moral calculators. He seems to be saying 'If you cannot prove my thoughts, then you cannot condemn me!' Or 'I only said I thought about it, so it does not count!'

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They're good questions.

I'm assuming that if Kayla had received a DUI, or even a speeding ticket, @Balldo's Gate would have told us.

I have a working theory (different from my "pet" theories bc I think this one is valid), that she received a serious warning by Spicer/Willmar/somewhere police about her driving.

Nick uses "nanny" and "driver" terms synonymously so I'm unclear if it's the same person. In any case, at some point in the last 6-8 months, she has apparently stopped driving for the most part.

He's said for some time that she hates nighttime driving. So, fine. That doesn't explain why he must shuttle a kid at 7 a.m. after he's up until 5 drinking his brains out.
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He said in a LOCALS stream I summarised that Kayla hates getting up early. It is easier for him to get 1-2 hours sleep, drive the child at 7 AM, then be back home between 8 and half past. This way Kayla is supposedly more awake to deal with things during the day while he can get a bit more sleep.
 
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They're good questions.

I'm assuming that if Kayla had received a DUI, or even a speeding ticket, @Balldo's Gate would have told us.

I have a working theory (different from my "pet" theories bc I think this one is valid), that she received a serious warning by Spicer/Willmar/somewhere police about her driving.

Nick uses "nanny" and "driver" terms synonymously so I'm unclear if it's the same person. In any case, at some point in the last 6-8 months, she has apparently stopped driving for the most part.

He's said for some time that she hates nighttime driving. So, fine. That doesn't explain why he must shuttle a kid at 7 a.m. after he's up until 5 drinking his brains out.
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They must regret living in the middle of nowhere now. Way easier to be a drunk in a walkable place.
 
Wow, I usually don't like to joke police too much, but given the context and timing, that "joke" was pretty low, even for Nick. And given the justification for some of the shit this group has been doing regarding Eric has essentially been "It's just jokes", it definitely doesn't help.

But hey, it's just jokes, and as long as Nick says it's a joke and that he loves what Eric is doing and hopes he sells a billion books, it's all good, right?
Jokes have to be intentionally funny. This was meant as a swipe, not a joke. He's not very good at covering up his anger.
 
They must regret living in the middle of nowhere now. Way easier to be a drunk in a walkable place.
Nick’s routinely said thst they would move if they could. But since all the family and kids friends are located there they are stuck. So i would be surprised if they moved somewhere different and more sensible when the kids have grown and left
 
Nick’s routinely said thst they would move if they could. But since all the family and kids friends are located there they are stuck. So i would be surprised if they moved somewhere different and more sensible when the kids have grown and left
Didn’t he piss off his in-laws by being a shitty landlord (I think he basically let someone stay in their other house for no rent for like 2 years and tried to renegotiate the terms like a cunt).

Do they just dump their kids on Kayla’s white trash family?
 
Didn’t he piss off his in-laws by being a shitty landlord (I think he basically let someone stay in their other house for no rent for like 2 years and tried to renegotiate the terms like a cunt).

Do they just dump their kids on Kayla’s white trash family?

He's said that either family or a close family friend live in their first house. He whined about it when the house prices spiked because he wanted to be able to sell the house but they were living there.
 
Barristers can correct me, but a judge in the United States cannot just set aside a jury verdict, can they?
They can't set aside an acquittal. If you're found not guilty, it's game over. They can find a "judgment notwithstanding the verdict" on a guilty finding, though, if there was not actual evidence supporting it.
 
The only things Kayla hates worse than driving are housework and child care.
I sort of don't doubt it. She figured he would be a rich lolyer and why bother? Not all women are like this but um some are and I am a woman. As a lolyer, you figured he would have known this and picked better. Here they both are.
 
Didn’t he piss off his in-laws by being a shitty landlord (I think he basically let someone stay in their other house for no rent for like 2 years and tried to renegotiate the terms like a cunt).

This doesn't actually sound at all cuntish. If you get two years rent free, then someone asks you to start paying your way and you get all butthurt about it, it's probably you that's the cunt.

There's got to be more to the story than the idea that the rich Rekietas are just obligated to support their in-laws extended family until the end of time.
 
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