More post-jail sightings megathread

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Fuck, he looks like dogshit.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

I don't see Chris willingly picking this out of the blue.
This is some idea guys tier shit.

 

[Aru-chu]

Some part of him deep down is embarrassed. Either of what it stands for, all his life and whatnot, or just the fact it's disgusting now. Not to be Armchair Psychologist, just, Chris is Chris.

No, it probably just flipped over and he's too stupid to notice it or too lazy to fix it.

 

[Null]

Whoever is doing his editing needs to put his mic in mono.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Imagine what that feast was like...

Probably twice the average meal for Bob Chipman.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

This is why they tested the every device in the country emergency alert system two weeks ago

Change my mind

The alarm goes off everytime he goes outside.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Probably twice the average meal for Bob Chipman.

Well Bob eats average meals as we know, so by Bob math that would make Chris fat.

 

[TV's Adam West]

CHRIS IS RISEN, PEACE BE UNTO HIM

 

[TheMovieGuy]

Whoever is doing his editing needs to put his mic in mono.

It is in mono, isn't it?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

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I don't see Chris willingly picking this out of the blue.
This is some idea guys tier shit.

I dunno, man, Chris is a big fan of South Park. He's referenced South Park numerous times over the years and even had a South Park theme that made noises on his PSTriple.

I think this is quite in-character for him.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

They NEED to put it in mute

 

[Accel]

Did Chris come up with the Jesus and Pals background? Or is that an edit? This is MAD TV levels of absurd.

He stole it from South Park.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Fukuyamacels keep losing. Christory will never end.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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His nose is bleeding, his pupils are constricted, and he is making much less sense than usual. He is without a doubt on something

Yeah that Marshall Applewhite shit:

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Yeah that Marshall Applewhite shit:
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Allegorically, could this video be the Orson Wells Wine Commercial of Chris Chan videos?

 

[Bearmumrik]

Who gives a fuck about Pissrael and Mudslimstine anymore???

CHRIST CHAN SONICHU HAS RETURNED!!!!

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

HE IS RISEN!
HALLELUJAH!

*xe is risen

 

[The Last Stand]

He stole it from South Park.

I know where the background originated from. I was asking if somebody superimposed Chris' rambling onto it or he did it himself.

NGL, it's quite funny.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Chris is an editing visionary

 

[03crep]

You know I'm actually glad his editor decided to spare my right ear.