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3MMA said:
I began watching Chris Chan’s newest vid, then about ten seconds in, a bizarre new layer appeared. It was a solitary CC, dancing while the main frame showed CC sitting & singing a very 90’s sounding jazzy theme song. Thinking that’d be it for the weird layer of extraneous dancing CC’s, I thought, “oh, that’d make a great clip,” so I made a little clip:
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As I continued to watch the video, little did I know that the weird dancing CC multiplied into many dancing CC’s, layer upon layer of CC’s, dancing all crazy & tardly. So much for my little preview clip, the latter, multiple dancing CC’s completely flooded the screen. Oh well, least I could do is share my wasted clip effort. Examples of the flood of CC’s dancing:
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Clip could still have use as a ten second preview of what to expect when settling down to view the approx ten minute video. C’ est la vie, CC is CC, dancing.
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let it be known that jesus has risen and the merge will soon be upon us. that being said i am a big fan of chris going to jail and seemingly the only thing thats changed about him from this experience is that he now believes he is jesus.
 
AnOminous said:
How many times has he ejaculated inside Barb again?
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well he said he slept with her every 3 days
and that was for 21 days he was with her
so at minimum 7x


...though its still fascinating that people dug up and found out that the reason why "every 3 days" thing he did and emphasised on was something some fertility doctors suggest couples do when they want to try and have kids..
...so yes, Chris could've been trying to make Crystal happened.

since Chris doesnt understand what menopause is.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
So who are the new idea retards who came up with the idea for that video?
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This is the PFP of the Praetor Chris Chan etsy shop. Chris in front of a green screen.
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Looks like the answer
 
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Fortnite Bear said:
Oh sweet Jesus.

Chris, after being in Jail for almost two years, exposed to hundreds of new people, lifestyles, and things he cannot comprehend, has still never changed.
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I mean, did you seriously expect him to change? guy was beyond mentally fucked before jail. Way beyond the point of return. And that was before he fucked barb. Its tragic how he ended up, but its clear there is no going back or "fixing" him at this point.
 
Disastrously Dumb said:
well he said he slept with her every 3 days
and that was for 21 days he was with her
so at minimum 7x


...though its still fascinating that people dug up and found out that the reason why "every 3 days" thing he did and emphasised on was something some fertility doctors suggest couples do when they want to try and have kids..
...so yes, Chris could've been trying to make Crystal happened.

since Chris doesnt understand what menopause is.
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That’s both fascinating (that it sounds like he was trying to reproduce) and quite revolting

azdadu said:
This is the PFP of the Praetor Chris Chan etsy shop. Chris in front of a green screen.
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It feels like whoever that woman is seen with him has to be in on the grift, there’s no way that Chris’ autism would let him edit the video in that meme edit way on top of selling a bunch of random shit.
 
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People are seriously buying dirt from his house.

Also some other idiot spent $200 dollar on another commission.
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Oh ffs. Why am I not surprised. This reminds me of that blair witch project sequel where the guy running the blair witch tour was also running a web store on the side where he sold foundation dirt from rustin parrs house, homemade stick figures and blair witch tour clothing

Makes me wonder if somebody is going to start up some kind of chris chan tour that goes around his town taking people on tours of places where all the idiocy he's been involved with went down, ending at the sonichu temple itself. Something between kramers J peterman reality tour and said blair witch tour. Perhaps with a slow in the minds shortbus hired for the tours, for extra realism

That said this video proves jail didn't do him any favors. He clearly learned absolutely nothing and came out with an even bigger ego because he thinks he beat the charges and did nothing wrong. Mark my words sooner or later he's going to do something just as fucked and have another run in with the cops sooner or later

Lone MacReady II said:
This literal mother fucker's lore is deeper than Final Fantasy...
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Final fantasy? Fuck that this shit is deeper and more autistic than dwarf fortress
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
well he said he slept with her every 3 days
and that was for 21 days he was with her
so at minimum 7x


...though its still fascinating that people dug up and found out that the reason why "every 3 days" thing he did and emphasised on was something some fertility doctors suggest couples do when they want to try and have kids..
...so yes, Chris could've been trying to make Crystal happened.

since Chris doesnt understand what menopause is.
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He was also using condoms and had regularly gotten STD tests, even when he was a virgin. He was just mindlessly acting out advice he remembered from Sex Ed, without thinking about why you're supposed to do those things.
 
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