More post-jail sightings megathread

[Soft Boiled Egg]

It is extremely obvious that this is all being done in collaboration with someone else. Someone else pointed out the quality of the editing in the video relative to Chris' usual work, but look at the Etsy store in the description. He's selling off a bunch of stuff, including old commissions from when Null was running the fundraiser for him, and the descriptions of these items don't sound at all like Chris.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1588589973/chris-chan-2021-lost-commissions-read

https://archive.ph/KYs5o

They're written in the third person, this one mentions him getting arrested but with no sperging about how it was all bs, and no lashing out at Null despite mentioning him. So someone else had to write it, so someone else is helping him with this stuff.

yeah, the captions on quite a few items are also obviously taking the piss out of him. the item itself has already been posted, but take the description of the 'temple of sonichu sacred rocks' (archive), for instance:

 

[AnOminous]

Mark my words sooner or later he's going to do something just as fucked and have another run in with the cops sooner or later

I hope he drags in some of these other autistic faggots and they too get raped and murdered in prison.

 

[Local Wordmason]

HE IS BAAAACCKKKK

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This shit is an instant Chris classic. Maybe its from the drought of new videos, but this one just hits all the notes of an old Chris video and then some. I wonder if his handler is editing his videos now or something? I doubt Chris would have the patience for those kinds of effects. Also when did he pick up the snapping? I don't recall it being something he did so often before.

 

[Divine right to rule]

God either doesnt exist, or hes forsaken us.

God is angry with his chosen people again, because Heilberg got this blasphemous motherfucker off.
The Hamas attack was the plague he chose to smite them with.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

So who are the new idea retards who came up with the idea for that video?

I'm not even worried about a new set of Idea Guys. Chris is so fucked up after Da Merge that there's no possible way anyone could make him any worse.

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

It's surreal to see a prison pen pal out of prison. It's more surreal to see said pen pal go on a greenscreen and give a performance that would give Trey Parker a stroke. Good to see that you're alive still, Chris.

 

[A Flying Nun]

I'm not even worried about a new set of Idea Guys. Chris is so fucked up after Da Merge that there's no possible way anyone could make him any worse.

It feels like at some point, Chris will try ANYTHING because he's that easily persuaded.

The only thing I can think of that seems plausible is some cute boyfriend-free girl telling Chris that Israel is bad, and suddenly Chris is claiming to be Muhammad whilst converting to Islam. Imagine the reactions when some autistic sex offender in drag is claiming to be Muhammad.

Other than that, I'm stumped what else one could possibly befall the guy as his next influence, since it feels like he's already been tugged in all kinds of directions already.

 

[BigRizzle]

I can't turn notifications on for his channel because...

 

[derpi]

>flips medallion before CWCville City
>dancing CWCs all have medallions flipped
>big hmmmmmmmm

He’s also wearing a breast cancer shirt for October.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

The only thing I can think of that seems plausible is some cute boyfriend-free girl telling Chris that Israel is bad, and suddenly Chris is claiming to be Muhammad whilst converting to Islam. Imagine the reactions when some autistic sex offender in drag is claiming to be Muhammad.

They already tried it. Remember the CwcIslam project?

 

[Skitarii]

So is cwc still dating the food lion lady?

 

[WelperHelper99]

How many times has he ejaculated inside Barb again?

Today? 500758 times. Since he got arrested? Infinite. For he is the goddess CWC!

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Chrischan shines new light on the Holy Bible.

The New Testament does not support Chrischans claim that Jesus Christ was hung on the cross in Nazareth.
He was crucified at Golgotha, also known as Calvary in English.

Someone let Pope Francis know...

 

[Kermit the Hog]

Is this the Anti Christ that has been prophesied?

At this point, I no longer doubt anything. Chris is God? Sure. Dimensional Merge... bring it on... I'm done.

 

[Mion Sonozaki]

Is that the that Chris shoved up his ass, or was that the second?

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Medallions

Chris sent the original medallion to Blanca Weiss (aka 3 trolls). It was destroyed. He shoved the second medallion up his ass at the suggestion of BlueSpike (he took this option over burning it, btw). The one he's wearing in the new video could be the one he had before jail since that one was also disgusting, but who knows or really cares at this point. It's gross and unsurprising for Chris Chan and that's really all that matters.

 

[Lindy64]

Is this what it feels like to sniff glue?

 

[Sigma_Rizzler]

At this point, I no longer doubt anything. Chris is God? Sure. Dimensional Merge... bring it on... I'm done.

I have to agree. He's gone way beyond "teflon tard" at this point. Outright rubbing his freedom & lack of consequences in our faces.
Troll-bros & hater-bros, I-....I don't feel so go-ACK!

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

It's really bizarre and out of character that he's using a green screen. Is he intentionally trying to obfuscate his location or is this a weird coincidence? The editing is also way too good for him and there is no way he is competent enough for something of that caliber.

 

[jejune]

does Chris have actual schizophrenia? There is no way he actually thinks he's Jesus

 

[AN/ALR56]

At least he lost a fuckton of weight in jail, his face actually has some definition now.