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All he had to do was shut the fuck up and im so glad he didn't so now we have more shit to laugh at
2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.
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To put in perspective just how unhinged Chris sounds at the moment
I was for a time once vaguely aware of the activities of a crack smoking lunatic who had fried his brain with acid, had delusions of dead fairies in jars and Alien DNA intermixed with his own
He sounded lucid compared to Chris in this 8 minutes of schizobabble.
I was for a time once vaguely aware of the activities of a crack smoking lunatic who had fried his brain with acid, had delusions of dead fairies in jars and Alien DNA intermixed with his own
He sounded lucid compared to Chris in this 8 minutes of schizobabble.
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Soon as I heard that I pictured Chris listening to an old Screw Tape or Swisherhouse lmao especially after the “you got me fucked up”
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seriously, i wonder what the fuck led him to release this. i dont know why he felt compelled to do so.
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Unironically the worst possible outcome for both Chris and Christorians, but I'm inclined to agree at this point.
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"I was SHIPPED! SHIPPPPPPPPED!"
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman, niggers.
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WTF are you talking about? He looks like he's been on a bender for a few days strung out on GHB or opioids.
I wish his pupils were as wide as dinner plates because that means he's getting some psychiatric medicine. This dude would probably benefit from a fourth plateau dose of DXM let alone my other favorite drug of choice, psilocybin.
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Why did Praetor put him in The Royal Albert Hall?
I also love that he learned the words "ableist" and "neurotypical", but he still goes back to claiming his "haters" are disabled. Megan even got a shout out (I wonder if she still lives in the area...)
I also love that he learned the words "ableist" and "neurotypical", but he still goes back to claiming his "haters" are disabled. Megan even got a shout out (I wonder if she still lives in the area...)
Friendly Futa
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#IStandWithChris
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He won't be able to stand for long due to crippling arthritis and mud butt.
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I don't really care much if it happened or didn't happen honestly. It definitely wasn't rape, so if it happened it's gross, but to be expected from the shitshow that is Barb and Chris, since Barb groomed him so much over the years. If it didn't happen that's great though.
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Making the forced unfunny video was forgivable and made sense, but making an obviously half-scripted damage control video to clean Chris' image in order to peddle trash from their shop is crossing a line.
I thereby declare the two latest videos, not true and honest, but fake and gay.
I thereby declare the two latest videos, not true and honest, but fake and gay.
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Come on Chris! Stereo sound! Not just the left channel, please for the love of Godbear.
Also he's still salty about Megan?
Also he's still salty about Megan?
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A broken clock is right twice a day, Bella should be in jail. I hope Chris keeps mentioning her so that her faggot dad fails in trying to memory hole her degeneracy.
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idk man, is anything that occurs/doesn't occur within the sonichu temple great?
optimistic af, but women like Bella are liable to wind up on the farms one way or another. I wouldn't be surprised if we get a thread about her down the road when she's found to be exploring higher and higher plateaus of dogshit behavior.
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1. The deterioration of the Sonichu Medallion is kino. I imagine at the end it'll be covered in dried blood and cigarette ashes.
2. Poor Megan, it would creep me to all hell if this giant mentally warped tard was still obsessed with me 20 years later.
3. Has Chris always had such a pronounced chin? It reminds me of Jay Leno/Habsburg Jaw.
2. Poor Megan, it would creep me to all hell if this giant mentally warped tard was still obsessed with me 20 years later.
3. Has Chris always had such a pronounced chin? It reminds me of Jay Leno/Habsburg Jaw.
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I don't fully know if this was a trolling effort, (possibly the bailing attempt could have been done by some ween, but they would've posted about it to get their 15 seconds of fame), 'forced' and 'unfunny' describes most videos where Chris is actively trying to entertain people or be funny period. take the infamous 'random access humor' video as an example of classic Chris doing the same thing.
also sorry for double quote, again I'm retarded.
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This video is far more revealing than people realize. It is definitive proof that Chris is smarter and more self-aware than people have ever given him credit for. While he may not have always understood things, deep down he knew enough and always fell back into his mental-illness because it provided a more comfortable reality than he wanted to face.
Now that they have him on pills, he has to face reality head on. When it comes to the accusations, he knows he has to spin bullshit lies to get out of trouble.
This should be the ultimate proof that Chris has never been a good a human being as an adult. Deep down he really is more aware. And is in fact a monster.
Now that they have him on pills, he has to face reality head on. When it comes to the accusations, he knows he has to spin bullshit lies to get out of trouble.
This should be the ultimate proof that Chris has never been a good a human being as an adult. Deep down he really is more aware. And is in fact a monster.
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She should be. But, if a small woman wants to drive around with Chris everywhere, she should be prepared to accept the eventual horrors.