Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 98 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 70 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.4%

  • Total voters
    394
As a former enjoyer of Nick's content I have gone from intense disappointment with him to recently to watching with sick fascination what new and wonderous ways he will fuck his own shit up. He's revealed himself to be such a shit human being that I won't feel bad for him if any misfortune befell him.
 
Post-Show LOCALS Stream:

- Nick streamed from his sunroof and mentioned that his nanny has not watched his kids for weeks.

Unsure if she has been gone for weeks, or if she has simply done maid work, driving, and shopping--not babysitting. He calls her 'driver', ,nanny', and 'housekeeper' interchangeably.

- Nick told Mandy to e-mail him for 'not legal advice'.. He gets a lot of contact from fans who want him to represent them. He explained he does not take cases becuase of ethics: he would have to charge more than what he is worth and would lose money or not be worth the charged rate to the clients.

- All the cases are horrible tragedies. He listens then makes recommendations on lawyers. They all thank him for just listening and that is how he helps people. His exemplar was a nursing home who agreed not to have men bathe a 90 y/o woman with Alzheimers and was blatantly violating it.

- Nick has been saying that he needs to make LOCALS shows SHORTER because he doesn't get enough sleep, then he sleeps too long. Nick says he doesn't have ANYTHING to do in the day, but he feels bad for making Kayla do EVERYTHING.

- Nick healthy. His doctor said so. He only takes vitamin D supplement. The last time he took something was Tylenol on the last few days because he had a wound on his bum.

The jokes write themselves...

- Nick drinks becuase he likes the taste of whiskey--not the drunkenness.

- Nick talked for 10 minutes about Provigil and the drug's effect. It is a stimulant, but not addictive. He likes it, but he does not take it often.

Who watches this shite?

- Nick wanted feedback on thr legal reading show format.
 
Nick’s decent skills at manipulation
He couldn't manipulate a retarded girl like Pippa. If you are manipulated by Nick, you are literally, not figuratively, more gullible than a retard. And if you are that gullible, you won't care about Nick following bulls, drug dealers and whores on Instagram anyways.
 
- Nick streamed from his sunroof and mentioned that his nanny has not watched his kids for weeks.

Those kids are full Lord of the Flies at this point aren't they? Nick is sleeping, Kayla is pilled out, the nanny gave up.
- Nick told Mandy to e-mail him for 'not legal advice'.. He gets a lot of contact from fans who want him to represent them. He explained he does not take cases becuase of ethics: he would have to charge more than what he is worth and would lose money or not be worth the charged rate to the clients.

Also because he's a non-practicing lawyer.
- Nick has been saying that he needs to make LOCALS shows SHORTER because he doesn't get enough sleep, then he sleeps too long.

Goddamn, this guy is trying to work even less now?
- Nick wanted feedback on thr legal reading show format.

How many time has he asked for feedback now? He never does anything with the feedback.
 
Nick has been saying that he needs to make LOCALS shows SHORTER because he doesn't get enough sleep, then he sleeps too long. Nick says he doesn't have ANYTHING to do in the day, but he feels bad for making Kayla do EVERYTHING.
There is a solution to both of these things: stream less at night and do a day stream. This will help his declining numbers as well. I dare say streaming 4 hours for $69 isn't worth it.
 
I cannot tell if they are just holding onto hope for someone they like, or they read too many Tom Clancy novels.

Nick is just an addict, nothing fancy about it. Not just drugs and drink, but his sexlife has the same hallmarks. Cuckolds have strangely similar patterns to addicts, and they end about as well.
 
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- Nick drinks becuase he likes the taste of whiskey--not the drunkenness.
This is typical. My ex is an alcoholic and his statement is "I just like the taste of beer too much". My mom had the same issue and the same reasoning.

I actually really enjoyed Nick and used to listen to him all the time, so seeing him implode has been a bummer. I think his stream last night was fair. I do think that he's a bit panicked at Josh putting it on the table that he's annoyed with his actions, though. In regards to him talking about "burying the hatchet", I am for it not only because it would be enjoyable content because I'm selfish, but because there comes a point where the constant repeated drama just gets boring and gay.

Nick really needs to get away from Dick and the pedo Vito though.
 
- Nick has been saying that he needs to make LOCALS shows SHORTER because he doesn't get enough sleep, then he sleeps too long. Nick says he doesn't have ANYTHING to do in the day, but he feels bad for making Kayla do EVERYTHING.
Umm how about regrowing your business by working on your non live stream shows you've been promising to your paying members?
 
Thanks as always, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu , these write-ups are always instructive.

Nick told Mandy to e-mail
Balldoman's inbox is chronically full, about half the time people email him, it bounces because his inbox is overflowing. Also, classic Nose manipulation, this is just a DM in 2001 technology.

He calls her 'driver', ,nanny', and 'housekeeper' interchangeably.
The driver who doesn't drive that much, the nanny who barely watches the kids, and the housekeeper who keeps the house looking like a pig sty. Now, I'm sure some of that is Nick lying and saying he's doing things, but we know the house looks like shit.

If the nanny really hasn't been around for weeks, that could be another omen. Or maybe just a much needed vacation away from the madhouse.
 
Whenever we see something that plays directly into our suspicions we have to be aware of bias and Nick’s decent skills at manipulation as well as his obsessive need to be the cleverest guy in the room. One strategy is to decrease signal to noise ratio with red herrings and other garbage that will later allow him to confidently deny “99% of speculation about me is just flat wrong and biased”. You would plant seeds in places where you know people will dig (like his instagram follows, after the discovery of the duo of bulls) or even where they might one day dig but haven’t yet, which would allow you to later deconstruct the way people would interpret them. I believe Nick was too surprised by the initial discovery of his follows of Hedo bulls to handle it smartly by casually mentioning them as part of a handful potential interviewees as suggested earlier. Lord knows no one would bat an eye at such an interview never taking place. So now he needs a different argument for why these follows don’t mean what they appear to at face value. The coke guy being especially ridiculous, he knows what plausible deniability means right?

Not trying to Balldoguard, but we should always mention that there may be Balldo-ops at play. It would still be “I’m acting like a weirdo cuck to pwn the hataz” to people in the thread but it might work for his audience.

It would however be hilarious for his actions to be actually so stupid it makes them look like ops…
Wear the balldo with me. I haven't changed! It feels good try the balldo. It made me better.

Try it! Just once!
 
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Most importantly, both Nick and Dick has invoked Jim, implying that Jim would be fully on their side in this drama. Now, I know eric july is a thin skin retard...but what does long term Jim fans think on what Jim would 'side' on? I know little of Jim but my initial thought that he'd make fun of all involved but I think any normal human that isn't sperging on technicalities can see who are the assholes here...
Absolutely fatherless behaviour, these two utterly insecure white bread niggers need the approval of their e-daddy to continue their crusade, do they want it in a written authorization format like they're 6 year olds going on a school trip too? what would that even look like?

'I James Augustine, in my authority of e-daddy of the sektur, authorize Nicholas "white bread" Rekieta and Dax "Juju the cow" Herrera to go on the most homosexual crusade on earth against the bull who dared disrespect them by not pozzing their negholes, fart in their wives vaginas and made money from something other than being an object of fetishization for my two mind-broken e-children'

Is that good enough? just copy-paste it on a DM to your daddy gyyyyyyyym, save the allegedly dying man the effort and embarrassment of having to type it up.
 
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He couldn't manipulate a retarded girl like Pippa. If you are manipulated by Nick, you are literally, not figuratively, more gullible than a retard. And if you are that gullible, you won't care about Nick following bulls, drug dealers and whores on Instagram anyways.
to be fair, Pippa has Tenma and Lumi as her tard wranglers. Lumi even so much got banned from twitter for a while because she threatened to kill Camelot on behalf of Pippa

A normal tard would easily fall for Nick's wiles, just look at Mint Salad
 
"If you don't leave me alone, I will do what you ask eventually." -Nick

And I thought Josh was the most easily manipulated person in the sektur!

Funny how Nick is now literally saying everything Dax and Ralph said and seething. Almost as if he always hated having a thread. Almost as if he always wanted Null to sweep it up for him. Which, is interesting. Because he doesn't care, right?

He's a cool kid. He says gamer words ya boi. He's gonna go drink and laugh as he makes his e-whore money. Which hey, if your a degenerate who likes putting your balls in a vice and letting black men rail your wife, isn't a problem, huh? It's not as if he hates the fact that his two faced hypocrisy is being documented; exposing that he isn't really trad.

Cheers.
 
Whenever we see something that plays directly into our suspicions we have to be aware of bias and Nick’s decent skills at manipulation as well as his obsessive need to be the cleverest guy in the room. One strategy is to decrease signal to noise ratio with red herrings and other garbage that will later allow him to confidently deny “99% of speculation about me is just flat wrong and biased”. You would plant seeds in places where you know people will dig (like his instagram follows, after the discovery of the duo of bulls) or even where they might one day dig but haven’t yet, which would allow you to later deconstruct the way people would interpret them. I believe Nick was too surprised by the initial discovery of his follows of Hedo bulls to handle it smartly by casually mentioning them as part of a handful potential interviewees as suggested earlier. Lord knows no one would bat an eye at such an interview never taking place. So now he needs a different argument for why these follows don’t mean what they appear to at face value. The coke guy being especially ridiculous, he knows what plausible deniability means right?

Not trying to Balldoguard, but we should always mention that there may be Balldo-ops at play. It would still be “I’m acting like a weirdo cuck to pwn the hataz” to people in the thread but it might work for his audience.

It would however be hilarious for his actions to be actually so stupid it makes them look like ops…
Nick is not capable of making ops of any sort. The last time he tried doing a "work", he spread a rumor that he was going to a drag show. He immediately spilled the beans the next day and laughed at kiwifarms for believing it

The whole saga in quotes
Quick summary of Nick's last short stream on LOCALS:

- Apparently someone in the Divinity/Faran feud has nudes 'illegally' leaked from a website...

And here, I thought Nick said the internet was public...

- He had to clarify that his show with Legal Mindset was NOT his actual deposition... but it might happen as late as July...

Not sounding too confident...

- He said that a lot of the Vegas fun for him (he did not gamble) was seeing these pointlessly elaborate luxuries cast about.

I think Nick is really obsessed with the trappings of wealth, but not the reality of it. Why else buy an overpriced automobile? Why else do the other stupid stuff he does? If is equivalent to those hood rats and their (fake) gold chains. Same ooga-booga savage mentality--because it is shiny!

-Lady Rackets is the one that likes to keep the bottles of alcohol Nick finishes because 'she likes all the different sizes and shapes' LOL!

-EgalitarianBtch invited Nick out to a RuPaul drag show, and he was going to go, but scheduling was the only thing that stopped him

It was supposed to be a secret and she SPERGED in the chat about it. Art (her husband) did not know!

Nick defended it by saying 'well there are not kids there'.

-He says cereal is bad for you and unhealthy--every cereal... Then he goes on to name the MOST unhealthy sugar food and leave out the healthy ones...

This man is a child...


I will pull this chat later...

Still working on my project... I will take a break to post the last LOCALS chat archive, but then back to it. I have a time limit on it I have to beat before it expires....

BREAKING NEWS! WE HAVE BEEN PWNED! WE SHOULD KILL OURSELVES!

Nick spent the first 5 minutes of his latest LOCALS stream sperging out about the Farms. Myself in particular. Apparently, the story that Egalitarian invited Nick to a RuPaul drag show, Art did not know, and Nick only declined due to scheduling was a gay op by Art, Egalitarian, and Nick... We are soooooo dumb apparently. Also, apparently he is triggered by my speculation about cereal?

Nick, here is why this tells me more about you that us:

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He's not mad at us bottom barrel retards.
 
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