Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[The Feline Solution]

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Use a fucking coaster or something, how hard can it be?! Licking the bottle is addict behaviour on par with rubbing coke residue into your gums, not to mention fucking disgusting.

 

[Potatoherder]

Oh, you didn't know? They threw that in along with his supposed creative writing degree.

Or maybe he knows a comic book artist who could do his homework. One that likes amphibians and has a hate boner for a certain black man. If he used the proper terminology that is a near certainty.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Lowest night i have ever recorded: $69 for both platforms.

Heading to the Crack Shack next to Ralph.

Ralph Room-mate arc incomming.

 

[The Backwards Man]

That sonichu medallion is turning Nick into Ralph.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Begging for Jim is like the red flag for a failing Internet show

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Umm how about regrowing your business by working on your non live stream shows you've been promising to your paying members?

Alternatively go back to the daytime courtroom streams, you know the thing that put him from Shock Jock to massive youtuber?

I don't buy that there aren't interesting cases to cover.

 

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Heading to the Crack Shack next to Ralph.

Ralph Room-mate arc incomming.

Now there's a sitcom I'd watch.

Edit:

Alternatively go back to the daytime courtroom streams, you know the thing that put him from Shock Jock to massive youtuber?

I don't buy that there aren't interesting cases to cover.

Even if there aren't any super entertaining or high profile cases to cover. You are an internet entertainer, MAKE THEM ENTERTAINING. He wants the people in the courtroom to do all the heavy lifting for him, while he just sits there getting shit-faced.

I really hate this new streaming mindset so many "creators" have of expecting money just for turning on a camera. Ffs, put some effort in. Don't you have any pride in what you do? THIS IS YOUR JOB.

 

[Lidl Drip]

That sonichu medallion is turning Nick into Ralph.

I guess we can soon expect a long diatribe about Josh Moon's penis from Nick then, followed by a challenge to a measuring contest (but it has to be in person!!!! Tip to tip!!!)

 

[newuser131]

Funny how Nick is now literally saying everything Dax and Ralph said and seething. Almost as if he always hated having a thread. Almost as if he always wanted Null to sweep it up for him. Which, is interesting. Because he doesn't care, right?

he had no problem with the thread when most of the kf users were team rekieta. it was his dopamine hit of the day. now that most of the posts are negative, nick hates his thread and wanted null to janny.

rekieta cannot out right say "sweep it up", otherwise, his freeze peach facade will damaged. tbh, his rep is damaged beyond a redemption arc. why not go full heel and mask off?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

dopamine hit of the day

Are you Scott Adams, or just a fan?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Funny how Nick is now literally saying everything Dax and Ralph said and seething. Almost as if he always hated having a thread. Almost as if he always wanted Null to sweep it up for him. Which, is interesting. Because he doesn't care, right?

he had no problem with the thread when most of the kf users were team rekieta. it was his dopamine hit of the day. now that most of the posts are negative, nick hates his thread and wanted null to janny.

A slight correction, the critics back in the multimedia thread days got called out as "social media experts", by Balldoman, said sarcastically. Mind you, we were the ones predicting his channel would get taken down, that he was drinking too much, that the nose was getting redder, that he needed to deliver on his promises. We 100% got under his skin, but it was outweighed by the, "Lulz, he owned that shoe-eating retard!" The asspats kept him coming back, even if the dissenters got under his craw.

The first barb that really stung was calling him fat. At the time, he owned up to it. He seems incapable of admitting to self-owns now.

 

[Neetorino]

*escort found*

No fucking way I found this site back when I was digging into Drexel looking for all his shit; I thought maybe I'd find Nick or Kayla there or on a few similar sites and came up completely dry. I cannot believe a link to Rekieta was finally found! You've reignited the determination in me to restart the swing-vestigation, the evidence must be out there somewhere.

EDIT: Also guys, don't forget that AltisticRight said they followed eachother. I doubt that she'd be following back if it was just a clever manipulative plant by Nick to make us darn Karen Farmers think he was looking at whores.
Maybe, just maybe, he's following her to do a show, maybe with Xia.
But she does live in MN... so kinda coincidental isn't it?

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

A reminder that Kiwi Farms is cool and they don't do anything crazy....until they call you a faggot. Then Kiwi Farms bad.

Well it's not like you can just shrug off pseudonymous internet spergs and move on with life. I once called moot a faggot in 2006, and then a mere nine years later he had to sell the site.

 

[Captain Manning]

Are you kidding? Our boys are big shots at Rumble now. They have a contract and everything!

Is this for real?

Seriously?

Because if that's true, maybe Nick has nothing to worry about in terms of having his contract renewed afterall. If Rumble will give RotC a contract, that suggests they have extremely low standards. Standards that even Nick might manage to meet in his current state.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Wait wait wait. So, right after saying on the show that he does not have a trust fund, he then admitted it?

No, he was saying he knows about setting up legal trust.

That knowledge may come from studying his own, but that is not what he said.

How many time has he asked for feedback now? He never does anything with the feedback.

He is desperately clutching at straws to try to staunch the haemorrhage of cash. Someone else said it earlier: he is flitting back and forth between things that used to work, but not being consistent enough to cultivate an audience before thr next abortive fresh start.

This seems to be a microcosm of his entire life. Nick got lucky several times in a row after a lifetime of shirtless behaviour subsidized by his family. He came to the incorrect conclusion that you have to try a lot of things until you find what works easily.

Nick appreciates the grift instead of the grind amd is trying to catch lightning in a bottle again.

Those kids are full Lord of the Flies at this point aren't they? Nick is sleeping, Kayla is pilled out, the nanny gave up.

If the nanny really hasn't been around for weeks, that could be another omen. Or maybe just a much needed vacation away from the madhouse.

If their nanny is anything like his editor, thumbnail artist, or DISCORD admin, Nick pays them to do things, but never follows up. He still keeps paying, and they are inconsistent in performance.

 

[AnOminous]

- Nick talked for 10 minutes about Provigil and the drug's effect. It is a stimulant, but not addictive. He likes it, but he does not take it often.

Just Google "is Provigil addictive," and let's just say he's wrong as usual. Stimulants are almost invariably addictive.

He is desperately clutching at straws to try to staunch the haemorrhage of cash. Someone else said it earlier: he is flitting back and forth between things that used to work, but not being consistent enough to cultivate an audience before thr next abortive fresh start.

He's pretty much repeating Boogie's death spiral.

 

[Man In A Dress]

but what does long term Jim fans think on what Jim would 'side' on?

The light-hearted approach: Jim would laugh relentlessly at Balldo and his midlife crisis and Juju the cows cow related sex antics.

The serious approach: Banter on the internet is fine but if you're planning on going to an irl location to desecrate graves to fuck with someone then you crossed a line. Similar to when Ethan Ralph said he was going to Gators hometown to spread flyers saying he was a nazi/white supremecist etc.

As far as I'm aware. Eric July hasn't done anything? All I see is Rekeita moving from law related content to his personal life while pretending he's not a weird cuck.
Dick Masterson was never funny. His focus on Eric July reeks of seethe.

 

[Provably Wrong]

Nick is not capable of making ops of any sort. The last time he tried doing a "work", he spread a rumor that he was going to a drag show. He immediately spilled the beans the next day and laughed at kiwifarms for believing it

I am aware, it’s exactly what makes me cautious about immediately drawing the obvious conclusions from specific instances like following the coke guy and the whore, when he most likely knows those will be noticed. I can imagine drunk Nick thinking that leaving “false” trails is pulling ops because… he actually did (claim to have done so). I just wanted to preserve the record so to speak, in case he wanted to gloat about “tricking” us again. Even if it is by acting like he is exactly what he is being mocked for.

I’m certainly not discounting the possibility he is just so stupidly uncaringly drunk while using social media to keep making the dame misstakes. These are the only two explanations I can fathom (drunk and trying to pull something or just drunk and cooming hard). The increasingly severe nosedive he is taking is certainly no op.

 

[elb]

he was saying

Sorry, I couldn’t figure out how to just tag you. What was Locals doing? This was around 3:19:15

 

[200MB]

Is this for real?

Seriously?

Because if that's true, maybe Nick has nothing to worry about in terms of having his contract reviewed afterall. If Rumble will give RotC a contract, that suggests they have extremely low standards. Standards that even Nick might manage to meet in his current state.

Yes. But from what I remember, it was some boilerplate shit they would offer basically anyone. Mersh talked it up like they were being signed to the Lakers or something.