Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Blaire White said he's had gay guys confess to him that they're way into "trans guys." I actually believe this, especially when TIFs are going through their phase of looking like teenage boys. I know plenty of gay guys retch at the thought, but at least a few of them don't. It's not that they feel pressured, I don't think. At least not as much. But gay men are men, and some men will do anything to anything.

Like with straight men, I think some gay men are more bi. It's just that bi guys lean more towards one or the other sex. You're 65% straight, you're 35% gay. You're 70% gay, you're 30% straight. No one is 50/50. That's how you get GAMPs among "straight" men so there are probably gayish chasers for TIFs. Especially the ones that manage to be good looking and not repulsive fat asses.

I used to be much more homoflexible when younger. I cant really speak for anyone else but even then when I was really more 'college manwhore' than set in a sexuality I really didn't find androgyny attractive at all. It had a (lesser) level of that uncanny valley weird mixture of features that I find so off putting about both hons and pooners. But I can certainly see how it might work for some people.
There is a kind of (usually zoomer) genuine belief in Judith Butler type 'gender as performance' type thing going around where the trappings (usually superficial) of manhood or womanhood are like 'good enough'.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

There is a kind of (usually zoomer) genuine belief in Judith Butler type 'gender as performance' type thing going around where the trappings (usually superficial) of manhood or womanhood are like 'good enough'.

I've witnessed multiple instances on Reddit, Twitter, etc., of zoomers claiming, apparently in all earnestness, that sexual attraction is based solely on gender presentation, not the physical body. I'm not sure how anybody who isn't 1) a virgin or 2) autistic can claim with a straight face that physical attraction to primary sexual characteristics plays no role in sexual attraction (or else is merely the mark of a "genital fetishist"), but here we are.

EDIT: "Primary", not "secondary".

 

[Mad_Dog]

We all know guys who’d fuck a yeti if it was shaved.
And we all know guys who’d fuck a yeti if it wasn’t shaved.

If that weren't the case, ugly women would have been bred out of existence long ago.

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

I love the Pooner froggy voice.

Spoiler: GIFs and original pen drawings

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I love the Pooner froggy voice.
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Spoiler: GIFs and original pen drawings

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I want a heckin' valid pooner frog now, dood

 

[Aunt Carol]

I want a heckin' valid pooner frog now, dood

The only thing I could quibble about is that a pooner frog would obviously have to inflate her vocal sac with a bike pump.

It'd be too busy for this lovely design, though.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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If only you knew how bad things really are.

The years have not been kind to Moby.

This is extended release Ritalin/Concerta and they're hard as rocks on purpose because they don't want losers like you crushing them up to snort.

Even if you do manage to crush them, they break down into a paste rather than a powder for exactly the reason you cite. It's 100% not worth the effort.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

This week I haveencountered two pooners with names from Greek mythology. Weird trend or coincidence?

 

[AGPinochet]

IIRC wasn't there something about "panda eyes" in severely traumatized children who had been raped? Is that a thing or was that an early Internet rumor? Either way, she has them.

I want to pre-empt by saying that I do not remember where or when I encountered this Rumor but I do remember encountering it

The Rumor is that Ellen was molested by John Dunsworth and or Pat Roach (who play(ed) Mr. Lahey and Randy) on the hit Canadian television show Trailer Park Boys. She portrayed the character Treena, Mr Lahey's daughter in season 2 and only season 2. She would have been under 16 at that time

I also vaguely remember her issuing some kind of statement like Natalie Portman did regarding her role in Leon: The Professional (great movie, but /tv/ pedos love it and Luc Besson in addition to being kind of creepy iirc had Natilie's character who was 12, make sexual advances towards Jean Reno's character in the original script) regarding her sexualization but I could be misremembering.

Whether this has any weight or is just a degenerate fantasy I can't say.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

The Rumor is that Ellen was molested by John Dunsworth and or Pat Roach (who play(ed) Mr. Lahey and Randy) on the hit Canadian television show Trailer Park Boys. She portrayed the character Treena, Mr Larry's daughter in season 2 and only season 2. She would have been under 16 at that time

I know this is an autistic thing to say, but I can't bring myself to believe this.

 

[duckling]

This week I haveencountered two pooners with names from Greek mythology. Weird trend or coincidence?

There’s a few Greek god names that are trending toward top 100s. Are the gals you encountered white with upper middle class parents? Well-off white people tend to adapt trending names first and then those names filter down the social hierarchy. Is one of them an Atlas?

(Historically - see “Aiden” pooners vs Aiden babies)

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I've never heard of the rumor of John Dunsworth being a pedo, but I've heard Bubbles actor Mike Smith is actually a real asshole IRL. The girl who plays Lucy is apparently a pretentious vegetarian and stuck up IRL. This is what I've heard from local gossip.
Lucy has a master's in education but was publicly fired by a Nova Scotian private school, for making very mildly edgy comments in an interview. Now she is a Major in the Canadian airforce.

While the actress and the school directors will not discuss details behind her departure, friends and Trailer Park Boys co-stars say an article in the local Halifax news media may have cost Ms. DeCoutere her first job since obtaining her degree at Griffiths University in Australia.

Ms. DeCoutere channels her inner trailer-park queen in the interview, peppering her phrases with swear words and banter about wearing fake breasts on the show. When discussing her Australian professors' approach to teaching, she said, "They weren't blinded by the cuteness, because children, not that deep down, are evil."

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/academy-changes-mind-trailer-park-girl-cant-teach-there/article659658/

https://archive.ph/zSbet

On April 2, 2016, DeCoutere announced via Twitter that she was resigning from Trailer Park Boys after actor and co-star Mike Smith was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor domestic battery. Also on April 2, 2016, it was revealed by the Trailer Park Boys' publicist, Sheila Roberts, that DeCoutere had informed the show's producers a few weeks before Smith's arrest that she would not be returning for the show's next season.[5] Statements released from the Trailer Park Boys production team indicated that the incident was misreported and that the call to the police was made by persons who had not witnessed the event. The woman was described by Smith as a friend, and she issued a statement that "at no time did [she] feel in danger" and that the incident was "perceived as something other than what it was."[6] The charges against Smith were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_DeCoutere

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/mBhKt

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

There’s a few Greek god names that are trending toward top 100s. Are the gals you encountered white with upper middle class parents? Well-off white people tend to adapt trending names first and then those names filter down the social hierarchy. Is one of them an Atlas?

(Historically - see “Aiden” pooners vs Aiden babies)

White university students. One of them wasn't even a proper personal name but more of a location or feature. Weird shit.

Being cagey about specifics because you never know who's watching

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

a pooner frog would obviously have to inflate her vocal sac with a bike pump.

Friends help friends, as per the Dood Dogma.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

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Friends help friends, as per the Dood Dogma.

This is fucking art. It should be a NFT

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

I firmly believe women who are tall, muscular, etc and men who are small and feminine are forced to address their non typical physiologies earlier than most people and come to peace with it, thusly not developing horrible complexes (maybe).

The tiny pooner women seem to usually be victimized early in life, always, and troon out because their idea of power and love are warped.
The DOODs are uhh.........early porn exposure/coomers. Or late in life sickos. usually.

fixed that for you

I want to pre-empt by saying that I do not remember where or when I encountered this Rumor but I do remember encountering it

The Rumor is that Ellen was molested by John Dunsworth and or Pat Roach (who play(ed) Mr. Lahey and Randy) on the hit Canadian television show Trailer Park Boys. She portrayed the character Treena, Mr Lahey's daughter in season 2 and only season 2. She would have been under 16 at that time

I also vaguely remember her issuing some kind of statement like Natalie Portman did regarding her role in Leon: The Professional (great movie, but /tv/ pedos love it and Luc Besson in addition to being kind of creepy iirc had Natilie's character who was 12, make sexual advances towards Jean Reno's character in the original script) regarding her sexualization but I could be misremembering.

Whether this has any weight or is just a degenerate fantasy I can't say.

I am not going to lie I have never heard this rumor in my life, I wish you remembered where because i tried to find it by typing in "ellen page john dunsworth" but only a bunch of obituaries came up

 

[scathefire]

There’s a few Greek god names that are trending toward top 100s. Are the gals you encountered white with upper middle class parents? Well-off white people tend to adapt trending names first and then those names filter down the social hierarchy. Is one of them an Atlas?

(Historically - see “Aiden” pooners vs Aiden babies)

Most people I see with names like Athena have Greek heritage. But I guess that makes too much sense for your average troon that's picking out a name like he/she's at the candy store.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I think pooners should make names based on Greek theophoric names but instead of ending with -dorus/-dora it ends with -den or -oon. Penthepoon.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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New pic of Pooner in chief Ellen Page just dropped. Looks older than my mom.

Damn that's some Trans Joy right there.
I'm worried the Throne of Poon may soon need a new King if she doesn't snap out of it. Every picture of her recently she looks more and more depressed and just fucking over it.
I've seen pics of Kurt Cobain from Feb 1994 where he looked happier.
Another poster described her as a depressed shoe insole and it totally fits.

 

["Not" Count Dankula]

All this is fucked up. Women have an innate magic to them that we men spend our entire lives trying to understand and are desperate to engage with

No man will ever light up a room the way a woman can

No man will ever make a house a home the way that a woman can

No man will ever carry their child the way that a woman can

These poor people don't seem to appreciate exactly how special women really are. Maybe they do, and they're just terrified of living up to the hype