Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FickleFuck]

Hambo lying about the stupidest things as usual. She's never had a live plant apparently, except when she had live plants at the Kentucky apartment and even grew some herbs on a window seal, as she calls the sill. She brings back the sticking the phone inside the fridge to be a quirky gorl. Goes to BINGO with her mother, boring nothing burger story time from Mama Hambo, can't remember what it even was now, something about the car door.
So basically Ham Mom is the new Wipey, taking on all the duties which makes me wonder what happened to Mama Ham's boyfriend, job and her living situation that she's now ready to be at the beck and call of her deathfat daughter she couldn't even be bothered to raise.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Man, Amberlynn, this was boring. I'd like to see more of Oklahoma outside of shopping and the apartment. How many years were we cooped up in Lexington?

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot Summary with Commentary. *Sigh*, let's go.

Spoiler: first storytime with my mom, no takeout update, & more shopping and more bingo! | vlog

FREEZE FRAME!!

Amber pretends that she's done normal things today.

More hair talk [SKIP]

Lamp update: It's standing by her collection of Danielle Steele books. It was sent to her by someone she absolutely adores (likely herself).

The person who sent her the lamp also sent her a plant for her to not water and die. It's her first ever real living plant... just ignore the dozen other first ever real living plants that she had in her Lexington apartmemt.

JUMPCUT!! We're in the fridge, waiting for Amber to open the door to greet us. Amber asks us if it's cold in here. You aren't watching us shiver, Amber; you're watching us CRINGE.

Amber still doesn't have much food in the fridge. Takeout update: she ordered takout (she says, as she feeds herself olives directly from the jar using a knife, while she stands with the fridge door open. Slurping the olives and eye contact with the camera for rage-engagement. You've been eating shit from local eateries ever since you moved to Oklahoma; it doesn't matter whether you've actually hoovered the food there or in your hovel.

FREEZE FRAME!!

I'm declaring myself the winner for finding her most punchable behaviour. Just watching her chew in this scene is rage-inducing. I couldn't catch the perfect frame despite multiple attempts, but when you see this part, you'll understand...

JUMPCUT!! Talking about Bloveslife (doesn't she do eating videos? Figures). We get to watch Amber watch Bloveslife and jiggle along - uh, I mean giggle (actually, it was BOLTH). Amber shows part of their video for filler. Hopefully, Bloveslife hits her with a strike for this, as Amber likes to do to people who use her content.

JUMPCUT!! Going to Bingo again - but at a different place... probably because some shitlord kiwi [ ] doxxed the first place [BUAHAHAHAHA!!]

JUMPCUT!! Single-strip bingo action! Methmama runs a 3-strip like a champ.

"Me at bingo... and my mom at bingo" and Amber shows herself with a single card, while her mom plays 4 cards. Don't feel discouraged, Amber: with enough time and dedication, you can develop another debilitating addiction, too!

[Placard] "Blooper"
It's the same scene as before, but Amber intentionally drops the camera and laughs like a retard to pad out the video.

"Bingo ASMR"
Crumpling the paper in front of the camera to deafen anyone with earphones. FUCK YOU AMBER!! (Take off your headphones from 4:52-5:03)

More hair talk. FUCKING WASH IT!

[Placard] "Next day"
WASABI!! His hair looks almost as unkempt as Amber's. Poor little dude.

JUMPCUT!! It's the next day, and Amber is back in her Beetlejuice-Sandworm costume (the one she wore for a lot of those TikToks just the other day). More hair and purse talk.

Time to go shopping again, because MOM didn't get the "full shopping experience" at the last store they went to.

JUMPCUT!! Out eating at "Freddy's"? I dunno, it looks like some large diner for ice cream (or more likely 'frozen custard').

JUMPCUT!! At 'Shoe Carnival'. They play a game where they each pick something, and see how different their choice is. Amber admires herself in the mirror.

JUMPCUT!! Riding shotgun in mommy's car. Story Time with Methmama: Amber has to walk really far to where mama parks (awww, she doesn't pick you up at the door?!) because one time Kristine had a new car and someone dinged the door. That's the TL;DW of the story. Amber pretends to 'love it', but you KNOW she hates not getting that door to door service.

JUMPCUT!! At Marshalls. They play the game of picking out different things to see what they each select again. BOTH OF THEM ARE TOUCHING EVERTHING WITH FAT, MOTTLED, DIRTY HANDS:

[Are you a mechanic, Kristine? Do you work in a MINE? Goddamn...]

JUMPCUT!! Mom bought a wallet. And of course Amber bought a new fugly purse. New hoard coming in nicely, toobz.

JUMPCUT!! They ordered food. Amber got beef and broccoli with rice. Amber didn't eat much, but tells us not to worry because she'll eat it later. No one was worrying about that, Amber.

Fortune cookie talk [SKIP]

JUMPCUT!! Amber's struggling with her washer/dryer again- OH NO, Rarity climbed in the dryer. GET OUT, RARITY: YOU HAVE A RETARD FOR AN OWNER AND YOU'RE IN DANGER!!!

JUMPCUT!! Amber feels really bad that she keeps forgetting her outros (but don't worry, she'll keep 'forgetting' because she doesn't give a fuck). Byee!!

[This is so terrible, I don't even want to go back and proofread this: This reeeecap is what it is. Sorry if it's particularily bad (I make the WORST typos, but my brain feels like mush right now)]


TL;DR: CUNTENT AND FILLER!! Amber does gross things to try and get rage-engagement. Amber slurps olives off a knife while standing in front of the open frige, goes out to eat and shopping with mom, gets takeout again, buys a fugly purse, and tries to deafen headphone users with her bullshit 'ASMR' from 4:52-5:03. The 'story time' was that one time Kristine had a car door dinged, so she now parks at the far end of the parking lot.

Congratulations on the new GORLFRIEND, Amber. See, even AMBER had another crack at finding love. She just had to go a little past the 'normal' boundary of not dating someone old enough to be her mother... to blast through the next boundary of not actually dating her mother! .... What?! It's not like she ever had sex with any of her gorlfriends anyway....

 

[Cound Trakula]

Out eating at "Freddy's"? I dunno, it looks like some large diner for ice cream (or more likely 'frozen custard').

Correct. Freddy's is a fast food chain that sells "steakburgers", has shoe-string thin fries, and sells frozen custard desserts. It's basically a shittier Whataburger.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

That Bloveslife show is like a 21st century version of a minstrel show; they really ham up that nigra dialect in order to string in along the honky.

Amber is the target audience; fat dumb racist pigs with lines of credit.

 

[Cereal Killer]

Amberlynn salty because her mom makes her hike her fat ass across the parking lot instead of squiring her to the front door. Having pride in an expensive purchase is a foreign concept.

 

[Xenomorph]

okay so five bucks says mommalynn is being love-bombed so amber can put her on the payroll

 

[JambledUpWords]

Amber still doesn't have much food in the fridge. Takeout update: she ordered takout (she says, as she feeds herself olives directly from the jar using a knife, while she stands with the fridge door open. Slurping the olives and eye contact with the camera for rage-engagement. You've been eating shit from local eateries ever since you moved to Oklahoma; it doesn't matter whether you've actually hoovered the food there or in your hovel.

Nice to see she hasn’t given up on salt licks food. I’m always amazed at the lengths she’ll go to in order to get her (10x the recommended amount of) daily sodium. At least it’s not as bad as her horrific chili recipes where she’ll add soy sauce, olives, salt, and whatever spices she can see. Her eating the high amounts of sodium will always remind me of this:

Spoiler

 

[Goatchoker]

She will kill the mils tongue plant.
That lamp is cute and can I get a link, legit, I love it. The fridge is empty, she isn’t unpacked yet, she is a whole mess.

The hair crimping and toddler top pony is awful. Her hair is thin af, and generally untouched, she just needs a can of aqua net and they’ll hold. This is backlogged af right?

No lie I like seeing her do bingo. It’s SOMETHING.

ETA: Freddy’s fries and dipping sauce are top fries IMO. Midwest shit. I don’t have WB LOL

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Congratulations on the new GORLFRIEND, Amber. See, even AMBER had another crack at finding love. She just had to go a little past the 'normal' boundary of not dating someone old enough to be her mother... to blast through the next boundary of not actually dating her mother! .... What?! It's not like she ever had sex with any of her gorlfriends anyway....

Maybe Big Cherry saw how much attention being a literal motherfucker brought Chris-chan and decided to get in on that action.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Nice to see she hasn’t given up on salt licks food. I’m always amazed at the lengths she’ll go to in order to get her (10x the recommended amount of) daily sodium...

I wonder when she'll just give up and go for these:

I mean, peach FLAVOURED is kinda like eating fruit, right? They even have her favourite flavour (coconut pineapple)!

And while we're perusing Amazon... as Kristine is spending so much time out and about with Amber, perhaps she should get herself a pack of these:

(No joke though these are pretty cool. You can fit a bunch of them into one of those waterproof matchstick canisters, and they are amazing if you are out with a tiny rug rat who has a blowout - might need a handful or two of them if your rug rat is a quarter ton, though).

That lamp is cute and can I get a link, legit, I love it.

https://www.amazon.com/OUTON-Shelves-Temperature-Dimmable-Standing/dp/B0BZ8FLF83/ref=sr_1_23?crid=31GKCAW17GVEB&keywords=tripod%2Bwooden%2Bfloor%2Blamp&qid=1698018414&sprefix=tripowooden%2Bfloor%2Blamp%2Caps%2C466&sr=8-23&th=1

The dark wood variant is a little different, but still pretty close. If you type 'tripod wooden floor lamp', you get a couple of options. The brand of Amber's lamp was 'lepower' (but most listings don't seem to have that product available currently).


I am absolutely baffled at the amount of praise and brown-nosing she's getting from her audience over her new 'content', which is exactly the same as her content with Jade. I mean, Amber even LOOKS at her mom the way she looked at Jade. Seriously - watch the video where she's tasting that Pioneer Woman chicken recipe. It's the exact same look as that video where Amber was asking Jade off camera how to explain that whole Amazon unboxing scheme they were running (the affiliate link nonsense), and flirting with her.

Seriously, this was the least supportive comment I found:

(lol)

Seriously, this new era has been beyond bad (it's come close to taking away my will to sneed). So far by Amberlynn's count, it's been about 14 days. We suspected that she moved on the weekend of Sept 30/Oct 1, which means that the Amberverse is probably a good week or so behind reality. And what bullshit stories has she thrown at us in those 14 days? Well:

• Amber's internet didn't work, and it was was the weirdest and most unique problem ever, as a service tech had to be sent out (Amber probably didn't plug it in, or didn't know how to reset the box).
• Amber met TWO FANS in a row at the first two places that she visited when she first got into town.
• Amber's power got shut off because she didn't pay her deposit - which is a problem that apparently happens ALL THE TIME in OK - but not enough for the power company to change the proceedure to prevent this inconvenience (as I guess they don't have automatic debit in OK).
• Amber's washer and dryer have the complexity of the Hadron Collider at CERN - as does the clock on her stove.
• Amber's morbidly obese rat that she calls a dog got off her leash and behaved aggressively towards another tennant in the hallway.
• Amber's AirPod fell out of her ear and somehow ended up in the 5th dimension (the "hollow" inside of her front door - which would be a FIREDOOR and therefore not have any hollow at all for the thing to get stuck inside). And if she just meant under the door - this bitch needs to take a basic english course.
• A "story time" with Kristine which was basically "I worked hard for my car and don't want some asshole to door me in the parking lot, so you have to heave your ass a few extra feet across the parking lot if you wanna ride with me".

And then of course, the small bullshit things she's setting the foundation for to make into drama later:

• Not setting up her TV, so later she can be all confused about how to plug the HDMI cable into the HDMI shaped port on the cable box.
• "Pitcher" hanging fiasco (along with a possible dangleeng ankle?)
• Having to pare down her clothing, because she doesn't have enough room to hold the extra 200 shirts that she has that don't fit in her closet (that she's too fat to wear, anyway).
• Refusing to buy groceries so she can justify takeout or create drama about needing to grocery shop RIGHT NOW when everyone's too busy to take her.
• Drinking and pretending to stumble around (while insisting that it isn't a cry for help) - while also making TikToks about how depressed she is about losing "Her One True Love(TM)" (number 5)

How long do you think before we get another medical crisis storyline?

 

[Kier Starmer]

This content was horrible and we need to do a wellness check on Alexandra Rodregiz apparently since someone moving a state over has a penchant for wearing her skin.

Bloveslife makes me honestly feel bad for all black people because she sold out her dignity and race for money. Her audience is white because Black people hate her.

This video was actual pain and it is making the Lexington shit passable. Her acquiring her mother as her caretaker is honestly just pure outright fucking creepy and I would not be surprised if it sees a lot of people leave because of it being uncomfortable.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Dusty I wouldnt talk about fatties after your whole ass gained 200lbs and your whole ass fat gf.
Still funny though looks just like her lmao AND FOR FUCKS SAKE BITCH YOU GO FROM A GF WITH NO EYEBROWS TO ONE WHO IS COSPLAYING AS TYRONE POWER.

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I've always been shocked and mildly impressed at Dustbucket's unfounded confidence. She really thinks she is some kind of pimp and not the morbidly obese 4'11 fetal alcohol syndrome looking woman that she is. I'm not opposed to talking shit, but I believe if you're a fatfuck you forfeit your right to make fun of other fatties for being fat. It says a lot about Amber that her being in Destiny's orbit makes Destiny appear as reasonable and the better person of the two. She seems insufferable and wouldn't be tolerated if she wasn't a source of insider information/checking Amber's more ridiculous behaviours when they dated.

Her new girlfriend looks like a more washed version of the doxed janny @THOTto, another fatass whose favourite pastime was ragging on fat women.

 

[foxdick_farms]

Thanks for showing the inside of the building.
Dob N Win
1312 SE 44th St, Oklahoma City, OK 73129

Inside matches, someone might care.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Thanks for showing the inside of the building.
Dob N Win
1312 SE 44th St, Oklahoma City, OK 73129

Inside matches, someone might care.

So I did some googling and found their poorly maintained fb which seems to be Dob N Win's feeble attempt at social media and/or having a website.

I am trying to find out how much these bingo games cost but I am drawing a blank but I did notice them advertising a "full no smoking section" followed with "Full S" which I think means full smoking. I am not sure.

I imagine the games are held indoors; can you still smoke indoors in OK?

Also the reviews of this place are mixed tho the angry ones tend follow a pattern; plenty of people accusing the place of fixing the games, calling it the Dob N Rob, shit food, bad environment, staff selling drugs (note: these review are still up as of today. The first review I saw is the one accusing the staff of selling drugs. It was posted June 25, 2022.)

All the positive ones seemed to written by either retirees and/or idiots but they do seem sincere in their stupidity.

Overall this place looks like a fucking dump and makes sense it would attract people looking for a dopamine fix at cheap rate and nothing else.

 

[peach tea]

Thanks for showing the inside of the building.
Dob N Win
1312 SE 44th St, Oklahoma City, OK 73129

Inside matches, someone might care.

Peak Midwest white trash aesthetics. If you asked me to picture Amber’s mom with only context from what we’ve been told about her by Amber herself, I’d picture a fat white woman sitting in this exact location.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I try not to be a spelling nazi but the name of the bingo establishment had me giggling. Unless the names were already registered, it should be ‘Dab and Win’ or ‘Daub and win”.

 

[goodgrief]

I know her content has never been good. But I watched her through other people's reaction channels and they made it good background noise with their commentary. She's also great if you have trouble sleeping because she's so boring she knocks you out immediately.

I REALLY thought she'd just employ whatever obese gorl magic she has to hook another one in immediately. I would have never thought that her, a young person, would be at bingo like she's 77. Her neglectful mother's brain is so fried that she can't think of anything else to do with her daughter except buy shit and this. I always thought her getting into relationships so fast was psychotic and now I wish there was another gorlygorl on the fast track to fupa town. What have I become

 

[Xenomorph]

Her Mother and her Mothers Man prolly go there to either pick up ice or sell it.
Bingo is a great game to play when you are gacked.

 

[D.Angus]

So I did some googling and found their poorly maintained fb which seems to be Dob N Win's feeble attempt at social media and/or having a website.

I am trying to find out how much these bingo games cost but I am drawing a blank but I did notice them advertising a "full no smoking section" followed with "Full S" which I think means full smoking. I am not sure.

I imagine the games are held indoors; can you still smoke indoors in OK?

Also the reviews of this place are mixed tho the angry ones tend follow a pattern; plenty of people accusing the place of fixing the games, calling it the Dob N Rob, shit food, bad environment, staff selling drugs (note: these review are still up as of today. The first review I saw is the one accusing the staff of selling drugs. It was posted June 25, 2022.)

All the positive ones seemed to written by either retirees and/or idiots but they do seem sincere in their stupidity.

Overall this place looks like a fucking dump and makes sense it would attract people looking for a dopamine fix at cheap rate and nothing else.

Sounds about right for a city Bingo Hall, and you're absolutely right for it being a cheap dopamine fix, our gorl definitely fits the "Bingo Woman" mold. Love that for her, she'll fit in great with all the other narcists that bingo attracts. Can't wait to see her go out and buy that bougee bingo bag with cherry scented dobbers.

Prices very, and it's been almost a decade since I've played bingo, but I've had relatives that always went on the regular, and I think I remember it being 15-20 for a sheet with 3-6 cards on it. No clue on if inflation has had an effect on card prices, but I guarantee the food prices are higher.

I don't know where to put this in my post, but it also doesn't look like the place uses machines. Some Bingo Halls use machines as well as papers around here as well.