Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Peace Through Power]

New Elissa clip.
Nick just hates drama so much he has to re-insert himself into the Pippa drama.

The clip is from a Coomalot stream on October 19th.

 

[TheKillingWords]

Someone in the stream chat asked Nick "why are people saying you knew Riley would visit the Isom grave?" which I hadn't even seen people suggesting yet. Nick made sure to answer though:

Isn't it routine/sensical/whathaveyou to tell your client to answer the question, and ONLY the question, as succinctly as possible and to not offer any information that wasn't specifically asked for? As a (non-practicing) lawyer, shouldn't he know this?

 

[William Tyndale]

I tune into the balldo's stream for the first time in weeks and the first thing I hear is him talking about how pissing on graves isn't desecration....
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I also tuned in for the first time in over a year. One thing I noticed is that in the 30 minutes I listened to him talk about KF, he only got a $10 superchat. The last time I watched him he was getting hundreds of dollars in superchats every 10-15 minutes. He used to get so many that he had a rule that he only read them if you gave $20 or more. I hope his locals is bringing in the money because his YouTube channel is dying.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick did a LOCALS stream:

- Yes, the beeping robot was present throughout. He addressed ir once.

- He mentioned he was about 175 pounds weight and a lot of people in Sartell noticed.

- Nick says that Riley is a good guy. He is a comedian, and if you think he is going to hurt anyone, all you have to do is 'take 2 seconds' to find out who he is. The way to beat Riley is to be more funny than him, like come out with shaving cream on your shoulders.

- Monty is different than Riley. He has a 10 year reputation, articles written about him, a film where a person referred to as underage is raped and killed, lost court cases about his reputation, and a photography studio (Montography) where he 'allegedly' took pictures of minors--Monty implying that it was fine with the parents. Monty also threatened to kill Nick at a local petrol station before the police could arrive.

He basically repeated what is (or was) on the Farms.

- Dick and EVS have stolen jokes from Nick becuase he is a funny comedian.

- He does not think SSSniperWolf doxxed anyone. It was just a picture of the house and hard to find. It would have been easier to find on Google before Jacksfilm outed himself in court filings. It isn't like he is poor, probably, so he could have hired an agent to keep his address private. Same with Eric.

Nick seems to be rlating everything to him or Dick.

- Nick thinks Sydney Powell is 'interesting' and 'boring'. People hate when he talks about things he likes to talk about. He cannot win. He likes talking about male-female relationships.

- Nick says that a bunch of the people who come on his show and spout MGTOW talking points do not truly believe it.

- Nick explained how he could call out Dick if he wanted to beciase Dick would not care. Dick did jot do what people accuse him of doing.

- In a stunning woman-logic moment, Nick said that if a yacht would cost you 1 million, if you are unmarried, you cut your expenses by 75%, so, effectively, it costs you 250,000. If you value materialism, do not get married.

- Nick admits he has changed as a person a lot--apart from streaming. He mentions the 'law channel' aspect, and claims he has always talked about things interesting to him.

- Nick's approach to selling himself professionally as a lawyer was to be different by telling people if they did not like his advice to hire someone else. They would say he did not look like a lawyer in shorts in his office, but most of them ended up hiring him.

- Nick had to take a call in the middle of the show and a woman called in and screamed at him. She was a TikToker and apparently she has 2 followers and a person replied with one of Nick clips 'justifying' rape. That made her angry. She had a MN number.

He had to take another break to talk again, and it was actually Truth Social. It was a video of her bunny. She wanted Nick to help her find out if Truth Social or one of her lawyers posted it.

The third time she apologised.

- Nick said he texted Null saying that they should talk and figure things put becuase he is covering his lawsuit. He is sure that Null and the Farms will be mocking him for rape jokes. Null dod not respond but read the message.

Kiwi farms are Karen Farms becuase they white knight for women, children, and minorities. They think Nick beats hid wife and children. The Farms is no different than PULL or ResetEra. Farmers want to have power amd influence in the world, but they never will. No one take Kiwi Farms seriously because they will make a statement, then the next post will have 8 thousand n-words.

 

[Potatoherder]

I didn't setup the capture because he never streams the Monday after he does an event.... Star Trek DS9 marathon was super fun though.

 

[William Tyndale]

Null did not respond but read the message.

Lmao what a Chad

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

"I wasn't aware that Riley did visit the ISOM grave... he didn't tell me... I found out on Twitter like everyone else." - NR​

TOTAL BULLSHIT with word salad pretending ignorance. Nick fucking knew. He spent Sat night with Riley. THEN he was prepped to legally defend pissing on graves.

Does anyone remember Nick being accused of gunt guarding and he was mostly silent about it until the gunt spilled it himself and Nick has to acknowledge that he was acting as gunt's attorney? I wonder if you can apply the same thing to Nick and Dick/Vito/Riley.

Only problem now is I think Nick has fallen so far and Dick is so much higher on Nick's balldo totem pole that he would actually lie about it.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Does anyone remember Nick being accused of gunt guarding and he was mostly silent about it until the gunt spilled it himself and Nick has to acknowledge that he was acting as gunt's attorney? I wonder if you can apply the same thing to Nick and Dick/Vito/Riley.

some people speculated about it pages and pages ago, and I think if Nick was willing to do that for Ralph that was his internet friend at the time, and protected him even when Ralph was saying horrible things about his wife and kids, and only ever talked about it slightly when Ralph spilled the beans on Rekieta giving him official lawyer advice, then you can fucking bet he is doing that for his internet e-daddy and his cohorts.
It would be naive to think that Rekieta is not adivising Dick, Vito and now Riley

 

[Kopasea]

Does anyone remember Nick being accused of gunt guarding and he was mostly silent about it until the gunt spilled it himself and Nick has to acknowledge that he was acting as gunt's attorney? I wonder if you can apply the same thing to Nick and Dick/Vito/Riley.

Only problem now is I think Nick has fallen so far and Dick is so much higher on Nick's balldo totem pole that he would actually lie about it.

One of my unsubstantiated theories about Nick and all the drama he's been involved with is that he's actually advising people and encouraging the drama behind the scenes on different things. Camelot's apology to Pippa, Riley showing up to EJ's warehouse, the grave issue. Nick is an extremely melodramatic actor so it is relatively easy to determine when he's being dishonest on camera.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

some people speculated about it pages and pages ago, and I think if Nick was willing to do that for Ralph that was his internet friend at the time, and protected him even when Ralph was saying horrible things about his wife and kids, and only ever talked about it slightly when Ralph spilled the beans on Rekieta giving him official lawyer advice, then you can fucking bet he is doing that for his internet e-daddy and his cohorts.
It would be naive to think that Rekieta is not adivising Dick, Vito and now Riley

Oh I believe it 300% that Nick is acting as their lawyer. What I'm wondering is getting Nick to say something about it and testing his supposed 'ethic' / 'integrity' or what have you. I can't actually remember how Nick got asked about it for the gunt. Was it through twitter or a yt superchat?

 

[KingofSomething]

- Nick says that Riley is a good guy. He is a comedian, and if you think he is going to hurt anyone, all you have to do is 'take 2 seconds' to find out who he is. The way to beat Riley is to be more funny than him, like come out with shaving cream on your shoulders.

No one who pimps out a retard and thinks going to graveyards to fuck with people is what I would call a good person. Nice to see how low Nick's standards are.

- Nick said he texted Null saying that they should talk and figure things put becuase he is covering his lawsuit. He is sure that Null and the Farms will be mocking him for rape jokes. Null dod not respond but read the message.

Good. Null has no reason to respond to a guy who keeps shitting on him in between fake lovebombings. What's there to talk about anyway? Nick thinks Null is an autist with no understanding of social cues and is gleeful at the thought of Greer owning the farms, but he loves Null and hopes he makes a million dollars.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

- Yes, the beeping robot was present throughout. He addressed ir once.

~chirp~

 

[Burd Turglar]

It would be naive to think that Rekieta is not adivising Dick, Vito and now Riley

With Nick's expert advice, this is great news.

 

[Strix454]

Nick's place is too far out of the way, but if the alternative is sleeping in their car i'm sure they could have guilted nick into it.

They could have driven an hour to stay with Nick or an hour back to the minneapolis area to be closer to the airport (assuming they didn't drive from California). Either way at the end of the show they were far away from much of anything.

- Nick says that Riley is a good guy. He is a comedian, and if you think he is going to hurt anyone, all you have to do is 'take 2 seconds' to find out who he is. The way to beat Riley is to be more funny than him, like come out with shaving cream on your shoulders.

Riley is a purely bad guy. He isn't funny or any sort of comedian. He is a repulsive bag of shit whose only status comes from being a shuffling creature belonging to Dick Masterson who is something less than a slave. He has the mind of a child and the form of something humanoid but not really reaching the level of human.

His great accomplishment was to bag a special needs girl and pimp her out to onlyfans for Dick's amusement.

The way to beat Riley would be repeatedly with a blunt object to the head. He is entirely surplus to the needs to humanity. He matters to nobody.

- Monty is different than Riley. He has a 10 year reputation, articles written about him, a film where a person referred to as underage is raped and killed, lost court cases about his reputation, and a photography studio (Montography) where he 'allegedly' took pictures of minors--Monty implying that it was fine with the parents. Monty also threatened to kill Nick at a local petrol station before the police could arrive.

- The films feature girls who are clearly very far from underage. None of them are referred to as underage. None of them are raped. There is no nudity in the films. There is not even any blood in the films. The films are horror movies that are amaterish and very tame. Anyone (Nick) who believes that they feature underage girls being raped is just a liar.

- He never lost a court case about his reputation let alone multiple court cases about his reputation. He had one self-written complaint thrown out of court.

- Monty does have alot of stuff written about him. You can for example find things written by people who claim he is some sort of CIA agent, that he is a great criminal mastermind and that he murdered jonbenet ramsey. The problem of course is that the people who will claim these things are tinfoil hat crazy.

- He had a photography business, But its a big step from talking about him owning a photography business to alleging he committing crimes with (as is said here) knowledge of the parents. Nick knows that it would be defamation to even make the claim which is why he says "alleged".

So what are the differences between Monty and Riley.

Riley is a fat, dirty, subhuman with the mind of a child. He goes out in public proudly dressed in clothes from childrens shows. He has a special needs girlfriend who is on onlyfans. His role in life is to be a sort of slave for Dick to laugh at for being so personally disgusting. He doesn't have much in the way of agency in any of his actions because there isn't much in his life beyond just doing what Dick tells him to do.

Monty is a boomer conspiracy nut who fights with other boomer conspiracy nuts. He has a history of doing stupid and/or disgusting stunts in public to get attention for himself. There is nothing good about him, but compared to Riley, he understands personal hygiene, he can somewhat function as an adult and he seems to have been able to attract a woman who wasn't severely retarded. He also is his own person and has agency over his own life which Riley does not. He isn't a slave to a failed LA comedian. Monty is also willing to fight for his name. Riley would not be.

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Its getting beyond pointless to go after Nick on matters like this. Nick himself is a drunken retard with no credibility whatsoever. Defending humanoid trash like Vito and Riley says everything about Nick at this point. There is no audience for what Nick wants to do and what he says doesn't matter much any more. What he says about the law and about people means about as much as what Ethan Ralph says. Which is to say nothing.

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ed. Missed a word

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Null dod not respond but read the message.

Why would he admit this? Maybe Null would be willing to talk to him if he could go a few weeks without getting blackout drunk and screaming about how he's a retard. I could even understand a single fuck up with a quick apology but that's not the case. You know that text was some enormous passive aggressive cryfest ending with, "I love ya man" too.

Again, just bizarre bpd behavior aimed toward someone who obviously doesn't want to talk to him.

 

[McMitch]

Why would he admit this?

Null is Rekeita's e-daddy, moreso than Jim was. Null provides two major aspects of being a father: provision and protection. He provides for his 40-year-old manchildren by expanding their audience whenever he graces their shows with his presence. He provides protection because each of them believe that if they just get into Null's graces, he will protect them from the Farms. They're legitimately afraid of the Farms, since it's the one thing preventing them from making the walled gardens they desperately desire from the internet; rather than simply making quality entertainment.

 

[BrainProlapse]

"Null did not respond but read the message."

Suffer, nose.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

- Nick says that Riley is a good guy. He is a comedian, and if you think he is going to hurt anyone, all you have to do is 'take 2 seconds' to find out who he is. The way to beat Riley is to be more funny than him, like come out with shaving cream on your shoulders.

What would Nick do if one of his daughters ended up like Mint Salad? Doing porn with some drug addict? Will Nick say that his daughter's boyfriend is a 'good guy'? This is sickening. Anyone with a daughter would never want Riley within 100 miles of their kid.

 

[Lidl Drip]

What would Nick do if one of his daughters ended up like Mint Salad? Doing porn with some drug addict? Will Nick say that his daughter's boyfriend is a 'good guy'? This is sickening. Anyone with a daughter would never want Riley within 100 miles of their kid.

Riley literally proudly calls himself her pimp and that this "job" is an upgrade from his previous "job" as Dicks drug dealer. I mean we already know Nick doesn't care about his kids, he is just a Ralphamale with a wife who is too dumb to leave and take the kids away from his bad it influence. He is probably going to offer his daughters up to any man he hopes he can leech clout from and will make him more money. He probably plans bring them onto his show in a bikini in the future and make them part of the "family business" like Ralph wanted to do with Rozy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chrissie isn’t a road comic.

I mentioned in my previous comment that Kevin Brennan has been dragging Chrissie Mayr on an almost daily basis for LARPing as a comedian. I wish there was a sizzle reel of his rants, as angry KB is a real sight to behold. But for those interested in why Rekieta being an asshole to the audience and other comedians won’t affect Chrissie’s non-existent comedy career, here’s one such rant:

More generally, KB constantly makes fun of how the whole Compound Media crew, including Cumia and faggot Geno Bisconte, pretends to be comedians and is expanding this practice to YouTubers like Nick. On the one hand I enjoy seeing gatekeepers put out of jobs. On the other hand, it’s funny to hear these losers get dragged.