🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Lidl Drip]

Must've caught turbo AIDS between ending his show and taking that picture.
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The picture is clearly super edited. He had to cover up the background with that gradient to hide the distortion.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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Well, at least it’s Halloween. This body is spooky.

Currently on mobile and can’t archive. X is broken on here.

So. Many. Filters. So. Obvious.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

there's something very off about the photo.

I think it's the head is too big.

He looks like an alien. Mexico is going to capture him to put him on display.

 

[bile demon]

It's over.

 

[Um...]

there's something very off about the photo.

I think it's the head is too big.

There are many things that are off, lol.

Like that giant hand and that weird fuzzy artifact that covers everything. And he’s given himself a whole new face complete with a slender swanlike neck

When anyone who watches his streams can see he in fact has no neck at all. He’s so bad at this it’s actually funny.

My guess is that he saw this posted here a couple days ago

And it triggered him.

 

[eDove]

Man, who does he honestly think he's fooling with that picture? It's just embarrassing.

 

[Fornicario]

My God, it's a male Necking Mantis.

 

[Rage Pig]

If you look closely you can see his neck become more like a ballsack. Ol boy going to have a hell of an issue with loose skin if he keeps losing weight. I mean we’ve seen how horrific he looks fat now imagine that all as loose skin.

You don't have to imagine.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You’d think by middle age a guy like Ralph would just accept he has absolutely no redeeming physically qualities whatsoever instead of humiliating himself with this type of shit.

I know Gunt had dreams of doing gross humiliation porn but maybe he should set his sights on begging some fitness influencer to take him on as a project. It’s one of the few remaining avenues of e-attention left for him. Then again Ralph is a lazy coward, he chickens out on anything requiring physical effort of discipline. He will never fight, he will never get in shape. It’s strictly WWE hype and filtering photos. Wings of Redemption has way bigger balls than Ralph.

 

[Booby Jones]

there's something very off about the photo.

I think it's the head is too big.

Such is life for actual midgets. If only their heads were manlets too, maybe they'd look less weird.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

At least he had the good sense to keep his mouth closed this time. His nuclear piss yellow teeth really upset me.

 

[Mango Cobra]

the two worst emperors in Roman history, Tiberius and Caligula

Super late but that's a really strange way of spelling 'Commodus and Honorius'.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Ralph has really womanly shoulders

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The more I think about this the funnier it gets. Like everyone sees my fat melon on video constantly but surely they'll believe that I lost 4 hat sizes in 8 hours.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Super late but that's a really strange way of spelling 'Commodus and Honorius'.

That's fair. Commodus couldn't stop fucking everything with a hole and playing WWE in the Colosseum, while Honorius let Rome get it's cheeks clapped repeatedly by Visigoths.

I guess my only counterpoint would the that Rome was in a very different place by the time those two came around. It had already started to decline, while Tiberius and Caligula had their reigns just after the peak of Roman power and conquest. Which to me means they had something good and fucked it up.

 

[Mango Cobra]

That's fair. Commodus couldn't stop fucking everything with a hole and playing WWE in the Colosseum, while Honorius let Rome get it's cheeks clapped repeatedly by Visigoths.

I guess my only counterpoint would the that Rome was in a very different place by the time those two came around. It had already started to decline, while Tiberius and Caligula had their reigns just after the peak of Roman power and conquest. Which to me means they had something good and fucked it up.

Well, Commodus inherited the empire after the Five Good Emperors put the empire at it's height of prosperity, so the decline started under him thanks to his actions, so while I disagree about that, you are 100% right about Honorius, IMHO. Honorius 100% allowed the (western) Empire to get destroyed since he had the only man capable of defending against the goths executed.

 

[Um...]

Gunt has dropped pounds thanks to his finances and lack of servant,

The chainsmoking too. Nicotine is a great appetite suppressant. Healthy choices!

I’d love a video of Gunt’s selfie session and then his little trotters trying so hard to make the photos look acceptable.

It’s so obvious and hilariously bad. My favorite part is the elegant slender neck he gives himself in his fake selfies.

He’s stretching and adjusting those poor images so badly. Guess those Pantsu selfies bothered him enough to attempt this sadness.

Pantsu’s return to SM was definitely a trigger for poor Walph.

 

[Obscura539]

If this is the arc where Ralph is an attempting a post-divorce glow up I am for it.

Ralph, Rozy’s new dad probably doesn’t have to wear a shirt while swimming like you do.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

If this is the arc where Ralph is an attempting a post-divorce glow up I am for it.

Ralph, Rozy’s new dad probably doesn’t have to wear a shirt while swimming like you do.

There really needs to be an IG created for “Da Gunt: deadbeat, angry, divorced dad of two on the prowl” and captioned in the style of an OF whore.

He’s serving up “feeling cute might delete later” content.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I really think this is how he seems himself.