Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The only thing that makes sense is they found the right combination of meds that treat his host of issues and that have bought him some time. Something for the kidneys themselves, something for his diabetes (I had previously speculated ozempic or similar), and as others have said possibly pulling some or all of the psych meds.

Even if he chimps out, I doubt he'll immediately get thrown out. He's been low-key and compliant for too long, he'll get a bunch of second chances and they may end up just putting him back on his meds and say fuck his kidneys. He's definitely in rage mode, and I hope we get some videos of him walking the streets and interacting with others, but when was the last time we saw him outside Mallon? I remember some videos from last spring where he was just sitting at the outside picnic table and sounded like a smoker with stage 3 COPD, his health may still be bad enough he can't do his roamings anymore.
True but just how much longer until Lucas makes every effort made by the doctors undone? Surely his kidneys of all his organs (given how much of a thrashing they've received over the years) are hanging on by a thread. Lucas will only stay in Mallon provided he behaves and he'll only behave as long as he takes his meds. But Lucas can get pretty haphazard with taking his meds so I guess we'll just have to sit back and wait.
 
Lucas dropped another nutty video with his latest game. This one is even more mental than usual, plus he very obviously ripped off most of his shapes from tetris
How the fuck is that even a game? Even by wern standards this one is particularly schizo
It’s almost a talent, how he can make a game even more incomprehensible and nonsensical than his previous attempts.
 
It’s almost a talent, how he can make a game even more incomprehensible and nonsensical than his previous attempts.
Lucas has this weird belief that the more complicated something is the better/smarter/more morally superior it is. But he's also unwilling, or perhaps largely unable, to put in the work needed to make something complicated work and be enjoyable and in a way SEEM simple. That's a real skill and one Lucas doesn't have and isn't interested in developing. He'll pick up a shiny new toy and then lose interest in five minutes and make up another unplayable mess before losing interest in that too. Honestly, his "best" game was the Meeple Toss precisely because it's simple. Not saying it's very original or whatever, but the core concept isn't hard to follow and there are similar games out there that have been successful. But no...similar to his fantasy "novel" nothing can be clean and precise, it ALL has to be overblown and overcomplicated to the point even he doesn't understand it.
 
Lucas has this weird belief that the more complicated something is the better/smarter/more morally superior it is. But he's also unwilling, or perhaps largely unable, to put in the work needed to make something complicated work and be enjoyable and in a way SEEM simple. That's a real skill and one Lucas doesn't have and isn't interested in developing. He'll pick up a shiny new toy and then lose interest in five minutes and make up another unplayable mess before losing interest in that too. Honestly, his "best" game was the Meeple Toss precisely because it's simple. Not saying it's very original or whatever, but the core concept isn't hard to follow and there are similar games out there that have been successful. But no...similar to his fantasy "novel" nothing can be clean and precise, it ALL has to be overblown and overcomplicated to the point even he doesn't understand it.
Indeed, and even more to the point, he thinks that making something as complicated as fuck makes him sound smart and inventive. As always it ties into lucas trying to make people think he's smart, when in reality it just highlights he's stupid as fuck. Especially when he inevitably can't remember how to play his own game. But the biggest irony of him doing this is he tries to make everything as complicated as possible yet if you put a complicated game in front of him he'd end up confused, then angry then storm off after throwing a fit over how its too complicated. I mean put a copy of either of the victoria games or HOI 3 in front of him and see how he reacts to their level of complication. Remember, he's so stupid he couldn't figure out how to use a free obama phone to the point he chimped out and literally threw it in the woods before waddling away by his own admission. a phone designed for idiots and hoodrats to be able to use. He also praises and rails against chess because its 'too simple' because of the limited number of moves compared to the number in his schizo games, completely ignoring the fact that its the the fact that chess is easy to learn but extremely hard to master that makes it so popular and widespread and why its been around for thousands of years

Lucas used to go on about how he wanted to drop his PhD in age gap breeding idea to become a college educated board game designer. This is clearly partly because he's an idiot who can't handle biology and match classes, partly because he thinks he has experience and would be able to breeze through the program (if not outright submit his previous games as assignments) and partly because he thinks he'd be able to use this to show off his gamebortions and 'impress' everyone in the class, breezing onto the honor roll again. When in reality he'd fail the course even worse than the biology and math classes and would get a ton of criticism aimed at everything he does to help him improve his design skills, and we all know how that would end. Lucas does not respond well to any kind of criticism even when its in a way that would benefit him. He's be setting himself up for a chimpout that would get him expelled. Plus he doesn't really understand what those kinds of programs actually entail. They usually have art and design classes, a programming class or two, a logic and problem solving class and things of that nature. Lucas trying to understand even the simplest of programming classes would be a sight to behold. He'd chimpout sooner or later, yet still twist some of the concepts around in his swiss cheese brain and start introducing crackpot ideas into his board games, like including conditionals. Just imagine lucas shoehorning in the use of dice and if statements or while loops into his movement and actions. His games would become exponentially more insane. Plus we all know what kind of shit lucas would bring into any kind of logic and problem solving class. The atheist wern would be making a big appearance and getting told by a room full of people he's talking nonsense wouldn't end well.

Come to think of it, it might be a good idea for a new field of psychology - analysis of a patients mental state by having them design simple games to see how their mind and thought process worked, without them realizing the real purpose behind it. Might work well with people like lucas who otherwise are inclined to lie through their teeth and try to manipulate their therapist if asked things directly

EDIT: looks like another schizo board game video dropped:

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Unsurprisingly, lucas doesn't recognize when he's being very blatantly trolled and thinks he can get $85 for this garbage. As usual lucas shows how greedy as fuck he is
 
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Lucas has this weird belief that the more complicated something is the better/smarter/more morally superior it is. But he's also unwilling, or perhaps largely unable, to put in the work needed to make something complicated work and be enjoyable and in a way SEEM simple. That's a real skill and one Lucas doesn't have and isn't interested in developing. He'll pick up a shiny new toy and then lose interest in five minutes and make up another unplayable mess before losing interest in that too. Honestly, his "best" game was the Meeple Toss precisely because it's simple. Not saying it's very original or whatever, but the core concept isn't hard to follow and there are similar games out there that have been successful. But no...similar to his fantasy "novel" nothing can be clean and precise, it ALL has to be overblown and overcomplicated to the point even he doesn't understand it.
Have you ever noticed how all of these lolcows have this common trait (among a few others) where they haven't the skill or the drive to make any kind of progress with whatever it is they want to pursue? I swear it's just overall incompetency on their part. Lucas, Cyrax, Chris Chan, Daniel Larson, White Bowser and Cobra are so incompetent that they can't even look after themselves on a basic level, let alone pursue any goal that they set out for themselves (and oddly enough they typically express some exaggerated level of expertise in it).
 
"Hey bro, spend possibly a hundred plus hours drawing some dope ass alien cards for my new card game for me for free! And don't worry, I'll totally get you the money once we make it big."
Could you fucking IMAGINE working in a creative capacity with Lucas? Especially on something where he has a VERY specific vision of what he wants things to look like. Imagine all the "no that's not right at all, re-make it completely" messages. Jesus fucking christ I'd rather kill myself.

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By the way: He said "We'll work on a theme together" but literally one post later he was talking about other planets and posting some shitty ass AI alien paintings he shat out saying that that's the vibe he's going for. I'll find that post and post it a little later.
 
"Hey bro, spend possibly a hundred plus hours drawing some dope ass alien cards for my new card game for me for free! And don't worry, I'll totally get you the money once we make it big."
Could you fucking IMAGINE working in a creative capacity with Lucas? Especially on something where he has a VERY specific vision of what he wants things to look like. Imagine all the "no that's not right at all, re-make it completely" messages. Jesus fucking christ I'd rather kill myself.

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By the way: He said "We'll work on a theme together" but literally one post later he was talking about other planets and posting some shitty ass AI alien paintings he shat out saying that that's the vibe he's going for. I'll find that post and post it a little later.
So lucas is one of those people then. Well its the most accurate thing he's done in terms of game development so far. For those unaware, the game dev community is utterly full of incompetent 'idea guys' who have no skills, training or experience who try to recruit development teams for free and pay them in 'equity' when the game takes off and does well. This is especially common with people trying to make overly complicated shit they know nothing about like mmos

In fact I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if lucas was looking around google about game development, saw somebody try to do this and got the idea from that, while congratulating himself for how clever he is doing so, thinking he can get people to do shit for him for free and get him paid for it. Standard lucas MO to a T
 
So lucas is one of those people then. Well its the most accurate thing he's done in terms of game development so far. For those unaware, the game dev community is utterly full of incompetent 'idea guys' who have no skills, training or experience who try to recruit development teams for free and pay them in 'equity' when the game takes off and does well. This is especially common with people trying to make overly complicated shit they know nothing about like mmos

In fact I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if lucas was looking around google about game development, saw somebody try to do this and got the idea from that, while congratulating himself for how clever he is doing so, thinking he can get people to do shit for him for free and get him paid for it. Standard lucas MO to a T
That is pretty much every creative field, tbh. I can't tell you how many people have asked me to shoot their wedding or graduation for "exposure," or gotten mad at myself and others for charging them for commissions/products.

Though a thought occurs: if memory serves, Lucas actually has paid for artists when making his previous abortions games. So somehow he has gotten even worse in his older age. I'm sure everyone here is shocked by this.
 
That is pretty much every creative field, tbh. I can't tell you how many people have asked me to shoot their wedding or graduation for "exposure," or gotten mad at myself and others for charging them for commissions/products.

Though a thought occurs: if memory serves, Lucas actually has paid for artists when making his previous abortions games. So somehow he has gotten even worse in his older age. I'm sure everyone here is shocked by this.
True but in those fields it tends to be more of a portfolio building thing to help get your name out there, which I can understand. When it comes to indie devs and such its usually some idiot who thinks he has an idea for a game but has no idea how to actually make one and instead of learning those skills or actually hiring people they'll recruit some inexperienced people to do everything for them with promises of a percentage, which inevitably leads to either the whole project falling apart or the idea guy running off with the completed game and everybody else getting shafted. Lots of dev sites will ban people outright for trying so solicit such arrangements
 
True but just how much longer until Lucas makes every effort made by the doctors undone? Surely his kidneys of all his organs (given how much of a thrashing they've received over the years) are hanging on by a thread. Lucas will only stay in Mallon provided he behaves and he'll only behave as long as he takes his meds. But Lucas can get pretty haphazard with taking his meds so I guess we'll just have to sit back and wait.
Are we even sure Lucas health has improved? We know our little pig boy hates being laughed at and we all had quite the chuckle he's such a fat sexless fuck the tax payer was forced to pay for his kidneys to be flushed by machines.

I'm sure zoomer baes also don't have a dialysis fetish. We know he lied about a few medical things. He ain't bright, he ain't sane but he does work hard to protect his ego, esp since tugboat can only buy so much "feel better" ice cream.

So for all we know he's still on it but doesn't like us laughing at it so he stopped talking about it since it didn't get what he wanted, pity.

These board games suck Lucas. At least in made up games Calvin Ball was funny and probably good as a frat event.
 
Are we even sure Lucas health has improved? We know our little pig boy hates being laughed at and we all had quite the chuckle he's such a fat sexless fuck the tax payer was forced to pay for his kidneys to be flushed by machines.

I'm sure zoomer baes also don't have a dialysis fetish. We know he lied about a few medical things. He ain't bright, he ain't sane but he does work hard to protect his ego, esp since tugboat can only buy so much "feel better" ice cream.

So for all we know he's still on it but doesn't like us laughing at it so he stopped talking about it since it didn't get what he wanted, pity.

These board games suck Lucas. At least in made up games Calvin Ball was funny and probably good as a frat event.
He's not as puffy in the face and he's not coughing his lungs up like he was previously. But that's a marginal improvement at best. Let's face it, he'll need a fucking miracle to save his fat ass.
 
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Gee, how generous. He's only charging $85 instead of $95 because he totally doesn't care about profit! Just name recognition! Well luckily for him he doesn't have to drop the price for that. His name is quite well known and very much out there in the open thanks to his schizo and pedo antics

and why exactly did he call a game that has literally nothing whatsoever to do with food 'smorgasboard?' He sure does obsess with food and sex. When his 'games' don't involve food they involve creepy dating board games about teen girls. Like his 'dance of the telomeres' (which had food and drinks involved) he quietly shelved and his cafeteria uprising full of teens having a food fight in a high school (gee, theres both teen girls and food again)

Some day this creep is going to end up shoving his cock into a bologna sausage trying to fuck it and then will try to feed it to somebody. Mark my words
 
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Gee, how generous. He's only charging $85 instead of $95 because he totally doesn't care about profit! Just name recognition! Well luckily for him he doesn't have to drop the price for that. His name is quite well known and very much out there in the open thanks to his schizo and pedo antics

and why exactly did he call a game that has literally nothing whatsoever to do with food 'smorgasboard?' He sure does obsess with food and sex. When his 'games' don't involve food they involve creepy dating board games about teen girls. Like his 'dance of the telomeres' (which had food and drinks involved) he quietly shelved and his cafeteria uprising full of teens having a food fight in a high school (gee, theres both teen girls and food again)

Some day this creep is going to end up shoving his cock into a bologna sausage trying to fuck it and then will try to feed it to somebody. Mark my words
I genuinely tried to watch him explain this game and I either had a stroke or he's getting worse at making up games. His mind is going to shit.
 
I genuinely tried to watch him explain this game and I either had a stroke or he's getting worse at making up games. His mind is going to shit.
Yeah they aren't even games anymore. At least ones like cafeteria uprising and meeple toss, although nonsensical and stupidly overly complicated at least had some kind of cohesion and could be called games, if absurdly badly made ones. The stuff he's coming up with now is pure schizo almost stream of consciousness stuff. Small colored cubes pushed together in tetris shapes with coins on top in random places? Generic shapes with plastic houses and random numbers drawn on the game piece (in permanent marker no less)? Its looney gibberish in physical form. It literally looks like his brain is shitting out whatever disordered schizo thinking is going on in his swiss cheese of a brain into some kind of physical form as if it was some kind of weird coping mechanism or a weird subconscious attempt at giving his thoughts some kind of order. They almost read like some kind of psych test right down to the way he puts things together in weird ways and then goes into detail about his supposed thinking on whats going on. Its like he came up with his own bizarre rorschach test in 'game' form without realizing it and it shows off his bizarre and disordered nonsensical thinking in spades

Its one of those things that makes me wonder if at some point in the past, lucas's therapist asked him about his activities, interests, hobbies, etc.. and he brought up being a 'board game designer' with his therapist trying to push him toward making said games as some kind of means of expression and getting his disordered thoughts out there in physical form so he wouldn't bottle them up and spaz out, with lucas getting that twisted around in his swiss cheese brain, forgetting he was told that or not really understanding and/or disregarding said therapist but doing it in some form anyway. Notice how he tends to obsess over his games during or close to manic episodes and in pretty clear patterns. Its like when he starts getting a hardon for zoomer baes and immediately starts going into his chef wern 'I can cook and provide for you and our kids zoom zoom!' spiel in an attempt to impress little girls like a peacock showing off its feathers, along with his accompanying rants about science and how he's going to go back to college as soon as he gets his zoomer bae. and when somone pisses him off? He almost always rants about whatever specific thing was brought up that pissed him off and tries to show how he's plenty good at that one thing....and then it somehow manages to turn into greedy atheist wern. For those who have spent time watching his antics, his behavior starts to become very noticeably cyclical to an almost creepy degree to the point he's almost like a shitty machine programmed with a handful of bizarre behaviors he can't stop repeating when certain conditions are met. Its predictable to a pretty high degree and its why he goes spastic almost immediately when he's out of his comfort zone and doesn't know what to do because his situation at the time doesn't fit any of his simple minded ways of dealing with a given situation. So he wigs out and starts demanding someone else step in and fix it for him. For some things like not understanding how to get a woman this takes the form of 'yeet me a bae bigot!' and for more serious things he works himself up in a confused panic and it frequently leads to him spazzing out and ending up in either a stabilization unit or eastern state. Case in point: the whole middle of the night screeching about wanting some gay guy to show up on the street corner he was on with a woman for him and to hook him up with somewhere to stay for awhile after getting the boot. It didn't work and he worked himself up to a some kind of (mostly unobserved) breakdown that ended with him being sedated or tasered, ending up on the ground and being carried into an ambulance by paramedics, to eastern state

Thats the most ironically amusing thing about lucas - he's fundamentally such a simple minded, low IQ lunatic that is fundamentally both broken and locked into a never ending cycle and spiral of failure that one can literally learn to read the signs and predict his current situation, what he's thinking, what he's probably doing, his general mental state and likely future behavior and situation simply by reading the signs he gives off. Yet he thinks he's a misunderstood super genius nobody truly understands and is smarter than everyone else, always confused as to why things never go his way and always just as equally confused and utterly enraged when everyone around him always sees whats going to happen long before he does, tells him such, even provides clear explanations as to why, only to be rebuffed and told off, and then to have everything blow up in his face like everyone said it would. Like the LA saga or the recent crypto saga. On some level he is aware of this, though he's clearly in total denial of it, which is why when things go the way they inevitably do he shuts up about them and tries to memory hole them entirely, rarely acknowledging them more than to say mooooove on. Because even he knows he was warned, accurately and can't really argue against that without looking stupid
 
So we're back to hating on the troons. I wonder if he made another pass at someone who turned out to be a troon. Lucas is so oblivious to the obvious he wouldn't know someone was a troon until they flat out told him or he saw a cock, just look at how he claims he can 'tell' someone is a certain age and shit like that

He has no other reason to rant about them, though you'd think he would be reeing about some troon yeeting one of 'her' sisters or galpals like he did with the gays. Then again he's probably well aware he's shit at clocking them and is afraid he might hit on one of them by mistake and get called gay for it

So I wonder how long it'll be before we hear about greybeard and flatbill troons swooping baes in groups right in front of him, or better yet, a screeching rant in the streets about how troons aren't women. I'm sure that would go over real well in washington state. Especially with his 'allies.' I'd laugh my ass off if he does that and it gets him on antifas radar as some kind of bigot right winger. He'd lose his shit at that
 
Everyday we get closer to my dream of a full mask-off Wern saga, and I can't wait.
I hope the cow keeps up his troonphobic rants. The baby zooms love the troons. The most pro troon generation. It would be funny if he got booted from his retard housing for his troonphobic rants. In today's world, I would not be surprised.

EDIT: Screen shot from Lucas's latest troon rant video. Look at this fat cow! Moooo!

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