The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[Gehenna]

We have chips and cola.

I decide to check outside my little corner and find a new level of hell with... what can only be described as eldritch terrors.

These have to be deliberately terrible, yes?

 

[Moonglade Feral Druid]

Spoiler: Skulldog Vore Fetish

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https://archive.ph/wip/R6aho

Could be worse.

Spoiler: QuartzYeen

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53077241/

Spoiler: Actual 'vore'

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53105508/

 

[Coelacanth]

Could be worse.

[Gifs of unspeakable horrors]

There's a man inside that hyena suit, isn't there?

 

[RefurbishedApparatus]

Could be worse.

Spoiler: QuartzYeen

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https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53077241/

Spoiler: Actual 'vore'

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https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53105508/

A good amount of furries like to show their kinks very out in the open to the point that they... well...

Spoiler: You are weak meme

At least nobody has made an actual cock vore suit that would be fucking islamic Oh man this kinda reminded me of that guy who is getting funded by his state to teach about vore.

There's a man inside that hyena suit, isn't there?

The description of that pic states "This time, LandisF has fallen victim to her appetite, though I doubt they're complaining~" So yes...

Haha this also reminds me of that one video on youtube where there was some dude squirming inside black plastic garbage bags

 

[YayLasagna]

At least nobody has made an actual cock vore suit that would be fucking islamic

Well
Not yet at least.

 

[Drunken Fox]

Oh man this kinda reminded me of that guy who is getting funded by his state to teach about vore.

When I was in college I ended up taking an "art" class where at one point the professor gave us a live tour of Second Life where she was oblivious to all of the sexual content we were just skirting around. At the end of it she thought the experience had been so successful that she wanted to do a sequel tour where she could show us all of the "vore art installations" because she found them so interesting. I actually legit think she had no idea that any of this was a fetish if you are at all wondering.

 

[purpleflurp]

Well
Not yet at least.

Never underestimate the power of weaponized horny.

I actually legit think she had no idea that any of this was a fetish if you are at all wondering.

She knew, she just wanted to scar you all.

 

[Bastard Beast]

I love me some hyper fetish suits

Spoiler: Massive Cock

Spoiler: Massive “girl” cock

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

ive become cautious whenever i see a hyena referred to as a "yeen" in any context

that guy who is getting funded by his state to teach about vore.

WHAT!?

 

[Lyra Plushie]

For just $900, she can be yours!

Can you recognize the character?

Spoiler

yay blueyfags!

>engaged
>18yo
>"full time fursuit maker"
>pacifier icon
>raptormasks, so many raptormasks

 

[RefurbishedApparatus]

ive become cautious whenever i see a hyena referred to as a "yeen" in any context


WHAT!?

Yeen is just a furry slang as far as I'm aware. And btw I also found this fursuiter's carrd: https://quartzyeen.carrd.co/ Other than more of that fursuit there's not much to look at here.

And Now about the guy who teaches vore...

(https://nitter.net/ludwighornvore/status/1716896494706696211#m)
...It's this guy.

https://nitter.privacydev.net/ludwighornvore

He is the enby vorefag who made this video (the one in the pinned tweet): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbnmmZCZNMQ

He showed this shit at a fucking university, and apparently they concluded that there should be a public version of this. All the comments are positive feedback which makes me think that it's very likely that the comments are curated.
I'm sorry but no, there's nothing philosophically deep about fetishes, if you want to masturbate to some shit keep it in fetish focused spaces not somewhere where people can find it out in the open, Dammit!
I'm not surprised people are mad at him, plus he's getting paid with tax dollars and then he complains that people tell him to fuck off or that he should kill himself.

(https://nitter.net/ludwighornvore/status/1710617062756831345#m)

Also this https://nitter.privacydev.net/ludwighornvore/status/1703516748085854354#m

Being queer doesn't automatically make you friend of all queers, fuck, I bet they hate each other more than we think but what do I know, my time as an acexual has

Also this other shit https://nitter.privacydev.net/ludwighornvore/status/1585006712251383809#m

Anyway, here's his FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ludwig-horn/

When I was in college I ended up taking an "art" class where at one point the professor gave us a live tour of Second Life where she was oblivious to all of the sexual content we were just skirting around. At the end of it she thought the experience had been so successful that she wanted to do a sequel tour where she could show us all of the "vore art installations" because she found them so interesting. I actually legit think she had no idea that any of this was a fetish if you are at all wondering.

We will never fully know if she was into it or not, but I might as well mention that I have spotted an increasing in girls developing all sort of fetishes and paraphilias on women, many fetish artists I have stumbled are women, usually trans men.
I personally would suggest to check out what is she up to nowadays.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

And Now about the guy who teaches vore...

convinced you can put the word 'queer' before your job title and that gives you leeway to do effectively anything, theres such percieved exoticism behind that descriptor

no, there's nothing philosophically deep about fetishes

i WILL have to disagree with you on that assertion alone, the discussion of fetishes can be valid and introspective in many fields of study, including philosophy
but you have to approach it FROM a philosophical point of view, whereas what often happens in practice is that it's used as an excuse to validate and proverbially masturbate themselves using other people

 

[RefurbishedApparatus]

convinced you can put the word 'queer' before your job title and that gives you leeway to do effectively anything, theres such percieved exoticism behind that descriptor

i WILL have to disagree with you on that assertion alone, the discussion of fetishes can be valid and introspective in many fields of study, including philosophy
but you have to approach it FROM a philosophical point of view, whereas what often happens in practice is that it's used as an excuse to validate and proverbially masturbate themselves using other people

I genuinely believe that there should be more research on why people develop fetishes, specially since there's a lot of people with kinks nowadays.

 

[Coelacanth]

I genuinely believe that there should be more research on why people develop fetishes, specially since there's a lot of people with kinks nowadays.

This. It genuinely fascinates me. What has to happen to a person to develop a fetish like being transformed into table legs or wanting to fuck toasters? I know these sorts of fetishes have always been around in some form or another, but why does it happen - even to perfectly normal people who have been raised in a decent, respectable environment? I've tried looking at research papers but there's very few of them and most of it is swamped by queer journalism that proudly states: "It's a-ok to have a fetish about having your genitals replaced with mangoes!" and other such statements, rather than provide scientific or genuine psychological evidence. It's painfully frustrating.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

This. It genuinely fascinates me. What has to happen to a person to develop a fetish like being transformed into table legs or wanting to fuck toasters? I know these sorts of fetishes have always been around in some form or another, but why does it happen - even to perfectly normal people who have been raised in a decent, respectable environment? I've tried looking at research papers but there's very few of them and most of it is swamped by queer journalism that proudly states: "It's a-ok to have a fetish about having your genitals replaced with mangoes!" and other such statements, rather than provide scientific or genuine psychological evidence. It's painfully frustrating.

My guess is over exposure to the internet and just going down weird rabbit holes. People tend to get bored of the same thing and given how quick and easily accessible porn is now I'm noticing a trend of people going to greater and greater extremes; add in communities of people who are more depraved pushing and exposing newcomers to the greater and greater extremes and it starts to make more sense. With the turned into table leg people I'd imagine it's someone naturally submissive and looking to be dominated and just going to a greater and greater extreme as time goes on or having a combination with subject two you mentioned, wanting to fuck toasters. Some people have a weird attraction to certain objects, I'd imagine most healthy people it's something like boots or a maid outfit where the object is part of a normal sexual encounter (example being their partner or 2D thing they're jerking to wearing those) and not required but a preference to the experience and then just kinda, let that thought spiral enough until you get them wanting to fuck or be the boot.

Other explanation will be just good ol' mental illness.

 

[Drunken Fox]

She knew, she just wanted to scar you all.

We will never fully know if she was into it or not, but I might as well mention that I have spotted an increasing in girls developing all sort of fetishes and paraphilias, many fetish artists I have stumbled are women, usually trans men.
I personally would suggest to check out what is she up to nowadays.

I wish I remained blissfully ignorant. I wish I stayed within my world of delusions in thinking she was merely an ignorant blithering idiot, but you are both right. I looked her up and found "tranimals" and a bunch of eating and food related research papers. Link Archive

Spoiler: "Academic" Works

Forthcoming
2023	Kelley, Lindsay. After Eating: Metabolizing the Arts. Cambridge: MIT Press. (In press, anticipated publication December 2023.) https://mitpress.mit.edu/9780262545631/after-eating/ Kelley, Lindsay. “Digesting the Anthropocene: From the figure of the ‘Anthropos’ to multispecies technosocial futures.” Encyclopedia of New Media Art. London: Bloomsbury (accepted July 2022). Kelley, Lindsay. “Bake Together: Kitchen power, soft power, and the battle for together” Australian Feminist Studies, special issue on Creating Feminist Futures ed. Rebecca Coleman and Katrina Jungnickel (submitted May 2023).
Scholarly books
2016	Kelley, Lindsay. Bioart Kitchen: Art, Feminism, and Technoscience. London: IB Tauris. Reissued in paperback by Bloomsbury, 2022.
Refereed Journal Articles
2023	Kelley, Lindsay. “Invert Syrup, Feminist Snap: Anzac Biscuits and Feminist Resistance to Imperial Logics.” Catalyst: Feminism, Theory, Technoscience (anticipated publication March 2023, accepted 29 November 2022).
2022	Kelley, Lindsay. “Biscuit Production and Consumption as War Re-enactment.” Continuum: Journal of Media & Cultural Studies (https://doi.org/10.1080/10304312.2022.2106357).
2017	Kelley, Lindsay. ‘The Political Life of Cancer: Beatriz da Costa's Dying for the Other and Anti-Cancer Survival Kit.’ Environmental Humanities 9 (2): 230-254.
	Kelley, Lindsay. 2017. ‘Digesting Wetlands: Cooking and Eating Across Species.’ Leonardo Electronic Almanac 22 (1): 152-159.
	Kelley, Lindsay. 2017. ‘Menagerie a` Tranimals.’ Angelaki: Journal of Theoretical Humanities 22(2): 97-109.
2014	Kelley, Lindsay. ‘Tranimals.’ TSQ: Transgender Studies Quarterly 1 (1-2): 226-228.
2013	Kelley, Lindsay, and Eva Hayward. ‘Carnal Light.’ parallax 19 (1): 114-127.
2009	Kelley, Lindsay. ‘Mail Away: War correspondence at home and online.’ media-N 5 (2).
Scholarly Book Chapters
2022	Kelley, Lindsay. “Everyday militarisms in the kitchen: Baking strange with Anzac biscuits.” In Food in Memory and Imagination: Place, Space and Taste, edited by Beth Forrest and Greg de St Maurice. London: Bloomsbury.
2021	Kelley, Lindsay. “Hard Tack.” In Feminist, Queer, Anticolonial Propositions for Hacking the Anthropocene: Archive, edited by Jennifer Mae Hamilton, Susan Reid, Pia van Gelder and Astrida Neimanis. London: Open Humanities Press.
	Kelley, Lindsay. 'Menagerie À Tranimals.' In Tranimacies Intimate Links Between Animal and Trans* Studies, edited by Eliza Steinbock; Marianna Szczygielska; Anthony Clair Wagner. London: Routledge.
2020	Kelley, Lindsay. “Geophagiac: Art, Food, Dirt.” In Thinking with Soils: Material Politics and Social Theory, edited by Juan Francisco Salazar, Céline Granjou, Matthew Kearnes, Anna Krzywoszynska, and Manuel Tironi. London: Bloomsbury.
2018	Kelley, Lindsay. ‘Food.’ In The Edinburgh Companion to Animal Studies, edited by Lynn Turner, Undine Sellbach and Ronald Broglio. Edinburgh: Edinburgh University Press.
2017	Kelley, Lindsay. ‘Transanimality.’ In Gender: Animals, Macmillan Interdisciplinary Handbooks, edited by Juno Parreñas, 37-52. Farmington Hills, MI: Macmillan.
	Kelley, Lindsay. ‘Cooking and Eating Across Species with Natalie Jeremijenko’s Cross(x)Species Adventure Club.’ In The Taste of Art: Food as Counterculture in Contemporary Practices, edited by Silvia Botinelli and Margherita d'Ayala Valva, 279-292. Fayetteville: University of Arkansas Press.
2014	Kelley, Lindsay. ‘Plumpiñon.’ In The Multispecies Salon: Gleanings from a Para-Site, edited by Eben Kirksey, 122-134. Chapel Hill: Duke University Press.

 

[74164978231]

My guess is over exposure to the internet and just going down weird rabbit holes

Its either that or some type of event in their childhood.

The next 10-20 years are gonna be absolutely wild though as the current crop of youngins whove had unfettered access to the cesspool that is social media come into adulthood and grapple with their utterly destroyed sexuality.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Its either that or some type of event in their childhood.

The next 10-20 years are gonna be absolutely wild though as the current crop of youngins whove had unfettered access to the cesspool that is social media come into adulthood and grapple with their utterly destroyed sexuality.

They'll have largely neutered themselves through the state sponsored gender special programs before they've had any chance of even attempting a real adult relationship so I suspect that their reaction will be a lot of suicide.

 

[deermeat]

For just $900, she can be yours!
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Can you recognize the character?

Spoiler

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yay blueyfags!

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>engaged
>18yo
>"full time fursuit maker"
>pacifier icon
>raptormasks, so many raptormasks

The fursuits aren't that terrible, especially compared to everything else on here, at least they are pricing it way lower than the average cost for one.

They're a troon though. Dude why are all FiMs the same?? They all look like that. They even got the "haha middle finger >: ) fuck you, I'm so hardcore" icon LOL

 

[RefurbishedApparatus]

God this Ludwig shithead really likes to say "Your reading comprehension is bad, try reading a book" like bitch have u ever read kafka, 'cuz you're quite the bugger.

I really wanted to bring attention to this individual he's quite dickish but anyways, on another note, some days ago a furry got his shit beaten pretty bad in the middle of a mosh pit and this fellow kiwi said this:

That punch has been making the rounds lately, and I love how every furry out there assumes it was a targeted murder attempt and a prelude to furry genocide when it was clearly the asshole just bouncing around swinging at whoever was in front of him.

At least we have all learned a valuable lesson: fursuit heads are not protective gear.

And then I found these while looking for dragon fursuits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=YQT4qRwIpB4

These motherfuckers be blocking sword swings haha.

Btw I said this on the chat once but I will say it again: Apparently some furries be out there talking about rocking the fursuit out this Halloween so brace yourselves if you go out there on the streets, some of them mentioned that they will be giving out candy.

I love me some hyper fetish suits *Drops some fuckery*

...And now I just realize that it will be a matter of time before someone gets shoved inside one of these like with QuartzYeen.
I Don't like that fetish in particular fff.

This. It genuinely fascinates me. What has to happen to a person to develop a fetish like being transformed into table legs or wanting to fuck toasters? I know these sorts of fetishes have always been around in some form or another, but why does it happen - even to perfectly normal people who have been raised in a decent, respectable environment? I've tried looking at research papers but there's very few of them and most of it is swamped by queer journalism that proudly states: "It's a-ok to have a fetish about having your genitals replaced with mangoes!" and other such statements, rather than provide scientific or genuine psychological evidence. It's painfully frustrating.

Maybe we will be able to see some actual research in the future or maybe things will stay the same as today, we can only hope for now...

Hmm...

If you guys had the chance ¿what would you ask to one of these people?