Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

He said that men who beat their wives are not necessarily bad fathers.

Of course he did.

The fact is that the number one thing a father can do to ensure happy kids is have a positive relationship with their mother. When mommy’s sad, so are the kids — and children have an innate desire to fix adult problems that aren’t theirs to rectify. In fact, kids shouldn’t even be aware of adult problems. So in addition to kids being upset, they start to believe they have to parent their parents.

Beating mommy probably makes her sad, I’m guessing. Eat shit, Rekieta.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

It must be tough to be so "on" so he can tweet in defense of Cuties for 3+ hours as "part of his brand." Damn, it's hard for such small-minded people like us who don't livestream drunkenly for 7hrs at a time to comprehend this. Why he doesn't make a sock alt where he can shitpost and have fun is beyond your understanding.

No one with a sound mind can deny now that Nick is full on Dickguarding/Pedoguarding. It's very sad and disgusting, because it highlights that Nick has never any conviction on anything more than the grift and money, I guess.

 

[Harm]

PPP Gives the Best Advice

Is Rekieta Okay?

EDIT:

@Balldo's Gate Gets Namedropped

 

[DaleMcGuy]

It's because he went after law and crime so hard over similar shit, if he goes after the clippers, whatever audience he has left might just fucking revolt.

He is a potential flaggot in the future, given his track record on hypocrisy. I recall the fallout after Mandy Simp Stream went private. He made vague threats of dmca against anyone who uploaded segments. Recall people giving Elissa flack for that when she decided to take it down.

Considering his habit of drinking when people suggest maybe he should cut down.....There is an irony of him wanting "pls no steal" on his crummy stand-up bit to the 2 people left on Locals. People are gonna upload it anyway. Much like Ralph, he keeps setting the rules of engagement and then acting surprised when others do it too.

 

[Neetorino]

- Nick is going to be doing the How to Be a Streamer Bootcamp videos. One will be on how to manage when other people impact your scheduling. When their schedule changes and impacts you, or they need your help, so you need to take more tike off for them.

If he actually does these, and if someone is willing to upload copies to a filesharing site or something and send me the link, I'll do transcripts of these too. I can imagine them being dramatically easier than the standup was simply because, for all his faults, Nick's setup has way better recording quality than the bar did. IANAL, but I'm pretty sure transcription would come under fair use of those videos so I'd love to see Nick try to strike them down. Fuck copyright cuckery.

Besides, doing the Stand Up one made me realize I'd let my typing skills diminish dramatically over the years. Nick's buffoonery has lit a fire in me to get that back on track.

 

[Beavis]

At least Nick finally got a decent suit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

- Nick is going to be doing the How to Be a Streamer Bootcamp videos. One will be on how to manage when other people impact your scheduling. When their schedule changes and impacts you, or they need your help, so you need to take more tike off for them.

Nick Rekieta is as likely to produce this video series as he is to deliver the long-promised subscriber gifts or quit drinking. None of the above will ever happen.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick Rekieta is as likely to produce this video series as he is to deliver the long-promised subscriber gifts or quit drinking. None of the above will ever happen.

You Karen Farmers just don't get it, him not creating the video is meta-commentary on the streamer lifestyle and how you can get paid to be a lazy cunt.

 

[del_toid]

Sorry if this is too off topic or rambling

Nick and Woody (from PKA) have a lot of similarities

Both were:
- successful before they became content creators

- monogamous/married from a young age (both married high-school sweethearts I believe?)

- have families and (at least implicitly) crafted their image around being family men, true internet father figures

- respected by their younger audiences as having wisdom and life experience that they could share with that younger audience

And now, both are going through a mid-life sexual discovery. Woody has been telling really cringy stories about sexcations he goes on with his wife.

Nick is caught doing sus degenerate wife sharing shit and allows his locals to be a cesspit.

Sure, Woody is cringe and no one wants to hear about him and his wife fucking in hotel rooms but he seems so happy being with his wife that it's kind of heartwarming, too. I can still respect him as a wholesome chungus family man.

Nick is impossible to respect now. He seems to have lost any kind of moral guiderail and fell straight over the edge into hedonism.

Idk man, really makes you thunk

 

[genericwhitemale]

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Off topic but that is pretty hilarious cosplay by Warski and PPP.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You Karen Farmers just don't get it, him not creating the video is meta-commentary on the streamer lifestyle and how you can get paid to be a lazy cunt.

I’m waiting for Nick to claim that his followers never expected him to deliver on the gifts because they know his brand is that he doesn’t keep his word or honor obligations. The fact that he’s not inundated with questions about the failure to deliver the promised gifts suggests that to be the case.

 

[AnOminous]

- He FINALLY picked up the beeping robot, but he was unable to figure out how to turn it off. Lol! 10 minutes later he put it in another room.

Maybe he actually is a nigger. I mean it's not a smoke detector but still.

Nick recommends that the ideal for a creator would be a 4-7 day vacation EVERY MONTH. He wanted to try to do that, but he was glad he did not because people bitched about the breaks he DID take, even though is was only 3/7 of what he wanted. He works 5 days a week.

Imagine achieving this sheer level of being a crying little bitch. His "job" is getting drunk and babbling about his weird perversions like a fucking degenerate. Apparently that is too arduous for this soft faggot.

 

[Not Who You Think]

"The Anxious Attorney"
A silent film starring Nicholas Rekieta as "Rekieta Law"
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Bothered by the white thing in Nick's hair while watching as it didn't track with the light when he tilted his head. It appears when he leans forward on the table after the 1:11 mark and onward.

Realized it was Nick's scalp peeking out through his combover:



By the way, Nick losing his hair isn't that big a deal since he's 41, but his inability to accept it is reflective of his refusal to mature or otherwise age gracefully. The combover looks bad on him the same way that every other cope he has looks bad. Recommend Nick accept the loss, adapt, and move on.

 

[Null]

It must be tough to be so "on" so he can tweet in defense of Cuties for 3+ hours as "part of his brand." Damn, it's hard for such small-minded people like us who don't livestream drunkenly for 7hrs at a time to comprehend this. Why he doesn't make a sock alt where he can shitpost and have fun is beyond your understanding.

I think there was a time I was on his show and he explicitly said he agreed that it could be considered child pornography, because that was when the Texas AG was trying to indict Netflix over it. Might be worth pulling up.

The dude's dead though. Rekieta's dead and now there's just another gay retarded flesh puppet.

 

[AnOminous]

Is Rekieta Okay?

He's coping, seething and malding. The one thing he isn't is okay.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine how much Nick would complain if he had actual problems outside of his control, like a terminal disease or (God forbid) a drunk driver other than him killing his kids. Every single issue Nick is angry about is of his own making. He has direct control of his own behavior. But it’s way easier to blame Karen Farms.

I’m just saying, if he suffers an actual illness or other tragedy, Rekieta is not equipped to cope with it. He’ll just keep pouring alcohol on his problems, which has been such a huge help thus far!

As for Nick’s hair loss, it’s too bad he’s killed his streaming revenues. They could have come in handy for platelet-rich plasma treatments for the balding. He’s just not one of those guys who’d look better bald.




The above looks like an audition for his DUI mug shot.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Sorry if this is too off topic or rambling

Nick and Woody (from PKA) have a lot of similarities

Both were:
- successful before they became content creators

- monogamous/married from a young age (both married high-school sweethearts I believe?)

- have families and (at least implicitly) crafted their image around being family men, true internet father figures

- respected by their younger audiences as having wisdom and life experience that they could share with that younger audience

And now, both are going through a mid-life sexual discovery. Woody has been telling really cringy stories about sexcations he goes on with his wife.

Nick is caught doing sus degenerate wife sharing shit and allows his locals to be a cesspit.

Sure, Woody is cringe and no one wants to hear about him and his wife fucking in hotel rooms but he seems so happy being with his wife that it's kind of heartwarming, too. I can still respect him as a wholesome chungus family man.

Nick is impossible to respect now. He seems to have lost any kind of moral guiderail and fell straight over the edge into hedonism.

Idk man, really makes you thunk

Woody is good natured but hyper autistic. even endearing when he isn't cringe as fuck or making teen fucking jokes.

Nick is disingenuous and self-indulgent.

Both also lost a lot of respect from their core audience. Woody for promising his podcast patrons a ton of things and not keeping any of them and just saying 'they weren't feasible' years later, and without trying.

Nick for doing a 180 on pretty much every belief he once espoused, doubling down on degeneracy and aligning himself with literal gutter trash.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Both also lost a lot of respect from their core audience. Woody for promising his podcast patrons a ton of things and not keeping any of them and just saying 'they weren't feasible' years later, and without trying.

Sounds like he’s been a massive inspiration to Rekieta.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

The relevant Cuties stream here

I can’t insert any videos again. Bizarre. Can someone archive? Unable to at this moment

EDIT: FIXED!

 

[Geared Chris]

I think there was a time I was on his show and he explicitly said he agreed that it could be considered child pornography, because that was when the Texas AG was trying to indict Netflix over it. Might be worth pulling up.

The dude's dead though. Rekieta's dead and now there's just another gay retarded flesh puppet.

I've been doing at least one historical stream re-cap on the weekends. I'm happy to scrub through the streams when you were on Nick's show if that's of interest to you and/or the thread.

Also, do you recall if you were ever with him on streams on other people's shows?