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Pooner self advertises their self portrait art amongst other pooners and suggests they are submitting it to a contest. They describe being proud of their 6 years since top surgery. Hopes they can aim for 2nd place in this contest. Link to the contest.

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"The scars are done in gold flake."
"This took me a little over 20 hours total."

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Another pooner chimes in with their own self portrait

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Littlest Pooner said:
Is it not the door hinge?
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Yeah you're right I think on closer examination it's the hinge on the door behind her.

This really is a bad one, looks like she's been put together in a basement by fucking Herbert West.
What the hell is the huge ass vertical scar running from the 'dog up to where her tits got carved off?
She looks like a fucking lab experiment.
 
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Dancing Axolotl said:
Pooner self advertises their self portrait art amongst other pooners and suggests they are submitting it to a contest. They describe being proud of their 6 years since top surgery. Hopes they can aim for 2nd place in this contest. Link to the contest.

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"The scars are done in gold flake."
"This took me a little over 20 hours total."

Bonus:
Another pooner chimes in with their own self portrait

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I'm sure there is a detrans artist painting herself with gold over the scars, something to do with the Japanese art of mending broken things? Anyway, they are all unoriginal cultists.
 
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Xanthe said:
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Her rotdog looks like Snuffleluffagus if he ran into the wall. Framed by her lady hands it's just.....Her tits look like the letter W, which makes them an L.

I'm actually angry at the doctors that did this to her. They had no right. She's going to age rapidly and die an early death for....this result?
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Tiny hands, sure, but I'm mostly just amazed at those hips! Like that is possibly the most female looking lower body I have seen even with the rotdog.
Dancing Axolotl said:
Pooner self advertises their self portrait art amongst other pooners and suggests they are submitting it to a contest. They describe being proud of their 6 years since top surgery. Hopes they can aim for 2nd place in this contest. Link to the contest.

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"The scars are done in gold flake."
"This took me a little over 20 hours total."

Bonus:
Another pooner chimes in with their own self portrait

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This is so autistic it almost seems fake (but of course it isn't). Damn girl, get a grip.
 
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BunchofMunch said:
Tiny hands, sure, but I'm mostly just amazed at those hips! Like that is possibly the most female looking lower body I have seen even with the rotdog.

This is so autistic it almost seems fake (but of course it isn't). Damn girl, get a grip.
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The carved up Pooner that looks like she just crawled out of Herbert Wests basement laboratory has two "L"'s carved into her chest were the butchers ripped her tits off.
Sort of a symbol for the whole Pooner movement really.
That big hysterically huge 'dog with hips is quite a contrast.

All together now

SHAKIRA SHAKIRA
 
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Dooderino is mad as heck that she is not a scawy and big dood
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Slur Generator said:
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New pic of Pooner in chief Ellen Page just dropped. Looks older than my mom.
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This is beyond "if you only knew..." territory, ellen has officially entered the JUST phase.
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
do you really think Hollywood doctors hand out hormones because they are afraid of being accused of transphobia and not simply because they love money? but you are correct, those types of doctors anrt going to warn a pooner-to-be about negative side effects, they are just going to say 'yes sir' as many times as they need until they get paid.

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States like california do have laws that say doctors and shrinks have to agree to anything a trans lunatic asks "or else" so many bend over even if there's not a lot of money because they don't like to nuke their careers over a trannie or pooner getting angsty.
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IIRC wasn't there something about "panda eyes" in severely traumatized children who had been raped? Is that a thing or was that an early Internet rumor? Either way, she has them.
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That's a meme like the (japanese word, whatever)-eyes meme.

Meanwhile I know a guy who has the thousand-yard stare and the most traumatic thing that dude ever went thru was going to mcdonalds and there were no nuggets left. He just looks like that.
 
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cybertoaster said:
Meanwhile I know a guy who has the thousand-yard stare and the most traumatic thing that dude ever went thru was going to mcdonalds and there were no nuggets left. He just looks like that
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Some McDonalds are in pretty rough neighborhoods. Maybe he's seen things us people wouldn't believe.
 
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Requesting help. I was looking for a video that I was last week. It was a girl tearing down hostage posters and her goblin pooner girlfriend stepped in and meekly attempted to defend her.
Of course I find it 2 minutes after I post this.
 
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cybertoaster said:
Dooderino is mad as heck that she is not a scawy and big dood
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These are the ones we need to sterilize as soon as they present themselves, before she discovers her power fantasy is eminently achievable with her own child.

She eloquently expresses why so very many lesbians are child torturers, and why we need a blanket ban on Rainbow fostering and adoption; the males want to fuck the kids, the females want to murder them. The very first consultant intervention a pooner should receive is a free hysterectomy: "Doctor, I t-think I'm a boy..." "Great, we've got theater space on Wednesday!" And then they can have a whole sack full of T and all the ridiculous pump penis surgery they like. Free hair dye for life, just sign the consent form, pooner...
 
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cybertoaster said:
Dooderino is mad as heck that she is not a scawy and big dood
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I would love it if someone used this for inspiration for a pooner comic. I'm envisioning the full text as the background. Alice responds to the angry ranting pooner, "You'll get there, li'l pooner. Now how about you climb into your poonsack for a nice nap? You seem sort of upset."
 
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