Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WelperHelper99]

Nah, this really depends on the vehicle. If you're driving some NPC car, sure, get your all seasons that will suck in the summer, and suck in the winter, but will be fine. If you drive something fun, get summer tires and winter tires. Ideally, two sets of wheels.

Winters btfo all seasons.

Pretty well agree. All seasons just work for 90% of situations. Not the best at any thing, but the middle ground. But if it's a nice car, you can afford to shell out more.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

But like Rekieta himself, Matthew Perry was a devoted booze hound.

Unlike Rekieta, Perry had the humility to admit he was a slave to alcohol and drugs. He had been clean and sober for some time and had helped a lot of other people recover, even turning his Malibu mansion into a sober living facility for guys in recovery.

Nick isn’t suffering enough yet to admit he’s fucked. He doesn’t think he’s subjected his kids to enough bullshit yet to clean up his act, so there’s more drunk parent trauma coming for those five innocents. Even if he does someday admit it to himself, he lacks the humility to admit it to another human being.

Nick will never, ever be able to stop drinking. He knows this, which is why he’s going all-in on Dax’s “If it feels good, do it, even if it’s an underage girl” shtick. His oldest kids are no doubt more mature than Nicholas at this point.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Pretty well agree. All seasons just work for 90% of situations. Not the best at any thing, but the middle ground. But if it's a nice car, you can afford to shell out more.

Can Nick be trusted to even get the air pressure right?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can Nick be trusted to even get the air pressure right?

He’s lucky he didn’t get a ticket for reckless operation while driving a Mustang around snowy Minnesota on summer tires. His need to do everything his way always, regardless of the consequences, is downright babyish.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Can Nick be trusted to even get the air pressure right?

Depends on how many shots he's taken. As it stands, probably not, not even with a digital gauge.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

People in the medical field have a saying: any time someone says they "had 1 drink" multiply it by 3. So probably 6 in his system.

The fact that that is one drink off of my guess pretty much clenches it for me then.

Knowing that, I feel like I'll need to clarify it when I go to the doctor now. I have actually 1-2 drinks on the 4th/new years and basically don't drink otherwise but I don't know how to say it without incriminating myself lol

 

[John Andrews Stan]

With sick burns like this, it’s no wonder Nick thinks he’s got what it takes to be a stand-up comedian.



I hope his yes-men and yes-winemoms keep blowing smoke up his ass about how hilarious and clever he is. We need more footage of Nick stuttering and nervously pacing the stage.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

With sick burns like this, it’s no wonder Nick thinks he’s got what it takes to be a stand-up comedian.

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I hope his yes-men and yes-winemoms keep blowing smoke up his ass about how hilarious and clever he is. We need more footage of Nick stuttering and nervously pacing the stage.

I'm surprised his comeback wasn't about her appearance since Nick loves berating women about their looks until they get plastic surgery for him.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

clever he is

Was he ever clever? I seem to remember him being fairly one note, just calling people fat, whether they are or not. Granted, I was never a twitter fag so maybe I missed out.

 

[Captain Manning]

Was he ever clever? I seem to remember him being fairly one note, just calling people fat, whether they are or not. Granted, I was never a twitter fag so maybe I missed out.

I think he had one or two clever tweets, but funny enough, most of his clever quips during Weeb Wars came from here.

In addition to this thread, he's probably assmad the Farms hasn't gone all in against Eric July, so that he could crib the site for material. Instead, he's got to go to Dick.

There's some funny posters on the Farms, but Dick is a shit "comedian."

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Dick is a shit "comedian."

That reminds me, perhaps one of the first "huh" moments (that I can remember at least) I had w/ NIcky, was him saying how funny Dick was. I checked out w/e slop he calls a show and was flabbergasted that this could be recommended.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

I'm not an expert on these matters but I believe that there's a few warning signs that enjoyers of adult beverages need to look out for. One is when other people tell you that you drink too much/too often. Another is your attitude towards your alcohol consumption: if you feel the need to justify your drinking - say, by arguing with strangers on Twitter for hours on end - you may just have a problem. This is obviously all compounded by terrible decision making, not least of all the propensity to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence.

If we were to go down a list of "ten signs that you're a raging alcoholic" I'm sure that Nick Rekieta would check most of them. At this point it's really sad that he keeps denying that he has a dependency. It's so obvious to even the casual observer.

That said, I fully support this red-nosed retard ruining his life with alcohol. It is highly entertaining to watch. So cheers, littly Nicky, try not to wrap your car around a tree when your kids are in it, please.

 

[genericwhitemale]

People recognize the pillstream & the gunt picture as Ralph's downfall. I was wondering what would be considered Nick's equivalent to that. I don't think nick has hit Miami trip or faith arc bad. But who knows.

See a thread I posted yesterday. Short answer, the Balldo.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/is-there-a-lolcow-term-equivalent-to-jumping-the-shark.174574/

 

[Captain Manning]

That reminds me, perhaps one of the first "huh" moments (that I can remember at least) I had w/ NIcky, was him saying how funny Dick was. I checked out w/e slop he calls a show and was flabbergasted that this could be recommended.

It's absolute dogshit now, but there was some funny TDS episodes during the Maddox era. It's not difficult to see why Nick found him funny. Note that most of the Farms used to find Maddox funny too. EZPZ once noted that Dick was one of the few people that had a positive ED page.

In retrospect though, Maddox was extremely low hanging fruit. It's not exactly hard to poke fun at him. It's sorta like how Nick managed to do very well for himself during Weebwars in spite of his own limitations. It's a "right person, right situation, right target" type of situation. They both got lucky.

Now, you can tell Dick is really straining to land jokes while going after July. Most of them are either not funny, or just make him look like a jerk.

 

[LurkTrawl]

If we were to go down a list of "ten signs that you're a raging alcoholic" I'm sure that Nick Rekieta would check most of them.

The "licking the bottle after pouring" thing Rekieta does is one of those "sniffing the cocaine out of the carpet" compulsions but for alcoholics.

Don't let Rekieta or anyone else tell you otherwise, if you find yourself doing that shit you have a problem.

Kind of funny to think that during the Depp trial and prior to that, I figured the guy was joking about not being an alcoholic.

He very clearly is one and has been for a while.

 

[Harm]

With sick burns like this, it’s no wonder Nick thinks he’s got what it takes to be a stand-up comedian.

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I hope his yes-men and yes-winemoms keep blowing smoke up his ass about how hilarious and clever he is. We need more footage of Nick stuttering and nervously pacing the stage.

All he does is make a mean-spirited, lowest common denominator comment. It's taking the most surface level detail and doing the Mr. Plinkett meme of "remember hot tubs?" "Remember Matthew Perry?" "Remember ghosts?" Except he also explains the joke, "I'm a ghost!" Yes Nick, we remember Matthew Perry died in a hot tub. Thanks Nick, very cool!

EDIT: And if you're wondering what type of person finds this shit "clever," well here's your answer:





Oh, a struggling content creator pulling the conservative blonde woman grift on Rumble. She must be looking for that Rekieta bump. "Haha Nick, you're so clever! Please interact with my tweet and send a percent of a percent of your fanbase my way, pretty please!" Silly woman, you haven't even defaced the grave of his enemy, you've got a long way to go for a shout out!

 

[Captain Manning]

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All he does is make a mean-spirited, lowest common denominator comment. It's taking the most surface level detail and doing the Mr. Plinkett meme of "remember hot tubs?" "Remember Matthew Perry?" "Remember ghosts?" Except he also explains the joke, "I'm a ghost!" Yes Nick, we remember Matthew Perry died in a hot tub. Thanks Nick, very cool!

Is there something bad about Matthew Perry I'm missing here?

Like, I know he was on Friends (a show I never much watched), and he had some addiction issues, but that's about all I know about the guy. It looks like he's just making fun of a dead guy who had an alcohol and drug problem, but wasn't a raging asshole like he is.

Maybe I'm being all "Karen Farms" here, but I don't fucking get it. I'm not offended so much as I just don't get where the funny is.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Nick, nobody believes Ralph when he does this "somebody sent this to me" routine, why do you think it'll be any different for you?
It's obvious you're reading this thread and seething, balldo boy.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

With sick burns like this, it’s no wonder Nick thinks he’s got what it takes to be a stand-up comedian.

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I hope his yes-men and yes-winemoms keep blowing smoke up his ass about how hilarious and clever he is. We need more footage of Nick stuttering and nervously pacing the stage.

Does he even consider himself Christian anymore if he ever did?

 

[Punished Borzoi]

Unlike Rekieta, Perry had the humility to admit he was a slave to alcohol and drugs. He had been clean and sober for some time and had helped a lot of other people recover, even turning his Malibu mansion into a sober living facility for guys in recovery.

Nick isn’t suffering enough yet to admit he’s fucked. He doesn’t think he’s subjected his kids to enough bullshit yet to clean up his act, so there’s more drunk parent trauma coming for those five innocents. Even if he does someday admit it to himself, he lacks the humility to admit it to another human being.

Nick will never, ever be able to stop drinking. He knows this, which is why he’s going all-in on Dax’s “If it feels good, do it, even if it’s an underage girl” shtick. His oldest kids are no doubt more mature than Nicholas at this point.

Yeah this has been the main thing that has been bothering me with Nick, living with a drunk and unpredictable parent can fuck kids up for life, and from what we have seen with Nick and his unpredictable and childish drunken behavior online its easy to guess he is the same way as a parent offline. Children with alcoholic parents have a tremendous amount of issues growing up and as adults and there are forums and support groups dedicated to people who grew up with one or both parents being alcoholics as well as a lot of literature about the subject.

He responded to some of this awhile back by claiming people here were saying he is beating his kids to deflect because he is an alcoholic and that is a form of abuse in itself, but he will never admit to having a problem. I think Nick is a particularly bad alcoholic because he doesn't even try lying like most of them do that he is going to quit one day, he just straight up says he doesn't have a problem and takes a drink on stream when one of his remaining fans expresses concern.

Nick deserves everything he gets for his own behavior, but I would have hoped that a parent would understand the consequences for his children.