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[Safir]

is getting more desperate because his court case is in two days and his fundraiser to pay for the lawyers (ends tomorrow) is not even halfway funded.

Prediction: if he's actually this loaded, he'll win. The situation is the same: a rich fuck is importing his legal degeneracy from a more degenerate country. As the world order is predicated on the free movement* of rich degenerates, he's going to win. Windsor won because she was rich, and by that started the eternal Current Year. The fat yid dyke repped her for free but wouldn't have bothered if Windsor wasn't rich.

* This is the #1 reason I'm a commie. We built a nation that was hard for rich degenerates to betray.

 

[Poonocchio]

Wow...

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Spoiler: His FFXIV Avatar NSFW

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Average FFXIV player. He looks like he's wearing the front legs of a pantomime horse costume.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Prediction: if he's actually this loaded, he'll win. The situation is the same: a rich fuck is importing his legal degeneracy from a more degenerate country. As the world order is predicated on the free movement* of rich degenerates, he's going to win. Windsor won because she was rich, and by that started the eternal Current Year. The fat yid dyke repped her for free but wouldn't have bothered if Windsor wasn't rich.

* This is the #1 reason I'm a commie. We built a nation that was hard for rich degenerates to betray.

"Windsor" is a reference to United States v. Windsor, to save any fellow Bongs from having to look it up.

He's not going to win. This is judicial review, arguing that a public body has misread an Act of Parliament. He's not arguing that it's violating his rights, or that it's unfair, it's a narrow technical issue.

The Act in question is the Gender Recognition Act 2004. The court is trying to discern the intention of Parliament when it passed the Act... obviously an Act in 2004 can't have intended to recognize non-binary identities, because they hadn't been invented yet.

 

[Yoitsmewhatsup]

Wow...

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Spoiler: His FFXIV Avatar NSFW

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Why the fuck is ffxiv such a troon playground, it’s absolutely ruined the game

 

[quaawaa]

Source (Archive)

Some angry troons in the Community Notes:



And some based people in the "Notes explaining why added context isn't needed" section:

 

[Whereismymind]

So, Ivy/Joel from Melbourne (most recent Twitter handles: Fae_Blahaj > 2nd_ivy > agirlcalledfae), whose alters have decided he's now Fae, with fae pronouns

...finally deleted his Twitter account. The final straw appears to have been some vague sexual assault allegations from the time when he started HRT and this warning post by Sarah_Alice_X.
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I thought he had deleted his new Bluesky account as well, but it just turns out he's on a different handle now, so we haven't lost him after all. He's at https://bsky.app/profile/ivyfae.space



Anyway, here's all the interesting Ivy stuff I still had in my screenshots folder.

Spoiler: Assorted pics of Ivy being an ugly blob with a terrible sense of fashion

Note how he likes to wear a Pokemon/fantasy pattern dress right on top of a Care Bears pattern longsleeve, often with other mismatched items.


The gender hats were knitted by some pooner who sells them online.

Yes, any sane person would dress like this for a (volunteer) job interview.


the pimp look
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Back to university
Ivy, who already has had a career in autism advocacy and assistance, is currently taking a 1 year part-time course at Swinburne University to obtain a certificate in mental health peer work. This is quite alarming because it will give him more access to vulnerable people in a kind of authority figure role and he really enjoys 'cracking eggs'.

Spoiler: what he's up to at the moment

course details

He brings his 'sensory calming plushie' to university. And his trans hat, of course.
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Ivy found his crowd of genderspecials at university and even attended a queer prom. It was not a success...

Spoiler

When two traingenders meet...



(He bought these dumb AU $ 135 shoes and many other frivolous things while also contantly whining about not having enough money for medication, food and power chair repairs)



Ableists at the drag show!

Various other Ls
That time Ivy was "shaking and crying" because a train conductor asked about his face mask and touched his arm (I think the train company ended up giving him some free ticket over his complaint).


Lost his Fae_Blahaj account over threatening to throw acid at a TERF


UTI = girl
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The conductor on the Pride train is an enbyphobe
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[Poonocchio]

So, Ivy/Joel from Melbourne (most recent Twitter handles: Fae_Blahaj > 2nd_ivy > agirlcalledfae), whose alters have decided he's now Fae, with fae pronouns

He is terrifying in a visceral "I don't feel safe" kind of way when I look at his pictures. Don't think bro really needs an invisible disability lanyard ... it's very fucking visible. I'm surprised he doesn't have his own thread yet, I bet there's a shit ton of milk on his socials and he's definitely weird.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Prediction: if he's actually this loaded, he'll win. The situation is the same: a rich fuck is importing his legal degeneracy from a more degenerate country.

He's 80k short on the fundraiser that was initially 100k, but later was increased to 150k allegedly because of some extra legal fees. I wouldn't say he is loaded, quite the opposite. He is currently realizing what shit he is getting into. My prediction is that he went to some posh lawyers who immediately knew a fool and his money are soon parted. He is also attempting to get a permanent stay permit (he paid nearly 1000 pounds for fast-tracking it) and trying to get mortgage in the UK.

He's not going to win. This is judicial review, arguing that a public body has misread an Act of Parliament. He's not arguing that it's violating his rights, or that it's unfair, it's a narrow technical issue.

If that is the case tomorrow morning he will see two judges telling him to fuck off and read out the act for 150k pounds, that is going to be one hilarious lolsuit.

He has been vaguely shitposting about this lawsuit for a month now, I have grabbed the archive of his profile and its easy to see he's getting close to a harsh realization recently and trying to turn it into a joke (also, this shitpost attracted a bunch of infosec faggots):


ghostarchive, original

Also found this gem:

ghostarchive / original

 

[ScooterL]

What's this about the male liver?

Women's are better. The male liver is more vulnerable to diseases, but doctors tend to disregard sex when making treatment decisions.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

If that is the case tomorrow morning he will see two judges telling him to fuck off and read out the act for 150k pounds, that is going to be one hilarious lolsuit.

His argument seems to be that when the Act talks about changing gender, it doesn't explicitly say male to female or female to male. Apart from that bit in one of the schedules which I quoted upthread, which I expect the Government to wheel out in court. If this had any chance of going anywhere, Mermaids, Stonewall, and especially Jolyon Maugham would be all over it.

There's a lore dump at https://www.leighday.co.uk/media/gkuhml0w/ryan-witness_statement.pdf (https://archive.ph/2bjsF). Married in 2014 (to a woman), transitioned in 2016, divorced in 2018. Also interesting that he mentions his penile-preservation vaginoplasty for context. When the Daily Mail mentioned his penile-preservation vaginoplasty for context, he was outraged.

I expect him to go the European Court of Human Rights after this - that's what prompted the original GRA to be passed, after all. Unfortunately Labour will probably be in power by the time it gives a judgement.

 

[fish fillet]

The HRT induced tumors that troons grow as they mutate into Slaaneshi abominations aren't boobs, they're just vile unnatural growths, they don't even look right, the male ribcage is not evolved to accommodate breasts so they always have that Canyon of Despair between them, and the worst cases look off in different directions like a Chameleons eyes, there is nothing feminine, attractive, or boob like about the gynaecomastia tumors that troons grow.

Actual women also have Cooper's Suspensory Ligaments, a mesh of connective tissue that gives breasts they're shape. No amount of HRT or cope will give a man that structure and without it there's nothing to support the extra fat. Cone bitch tits at best with collapsing cone tits a strong probability.

Spoiler: spoilered a medical drawing to spare the faint-hearted

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ivy/Joel from Melbourne

What the fuck is Gorlock reproducing by Osmosis?
We need to look into this or we're gonna be seeing Gorlock the Destroyer mini-me's like this freak everywhere.

Gorlock must be stopped.
Maybe this is why they call him "The Destroyer"...

Actual women also have Cooper's Suspensory Ligaments, a mesh of connective tissue that gives breasts they're shape. No amount of HRT or cope will give a man that structure and without it there's nothing to support the extra fat. Cone bitch tits at best with collapsing cone tits a strong probability.

Spoiler: spoilered a medical drawing to spare the faint-hearted

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This explains why troons HRT tumors end up as the cone shaped, pendulous weird moobs they do.
I've never felt a troons moobs (fucking lol and bleergh) but I'd imagine they don't feel like boobs either, more like if you've ever groped a fat buddies man tits to annoy him, you can tell the difference between a dudes moobs and your wife/gf's tits, theres no structure to a fat dudes moobs, I'm betting a troons moobs feel more like the fat dude than a woman.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Someone found an old social media account belonging to Colin "Katie" Montgomery: -

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Unfortunately, the person that found this did not link to it, nor archive it, but it's definitely him.

These videos were posted on the account in 2008, so he would have been around 19 at the time, and pre-troon: -

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It's definitely not a fetish though!

Colin still denies that his name actually is "Colin", but it definitely is. For example: -

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UK Tech-Metal Fest thanked a "Colin Hugh Montgomerie" for creating a playlist of bands back in 2016, but now when you look at the link, the name has changed to "Katie Montgomerie". Quite the coincidence.....

UK Tech-Metal Fest Facebook archive: https://archive.ph/qFi5a
Soundcloud archive: https://archive.ph/sMmcH

 

[Panzerfrau]

This bitch is an absolute headcase. Imagine the relief when they finally got shot of her. Blunt Pretzels videos and bonus video in the spoiler.

Spoiler

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I don't know why but the idea of recording a two-part dramatic screeching over some transphobic pretzels is infinitely funny to me, thank you.
Also:
>"I spent three hours at work talking about rape"
>"They were paying me less"
I wonder why.

 

[The Magnificence]

"Hey Magnificence," I hear you say, through the crowd of usual voices telling me to kill, "we've got this fab KF site for to keep track of top-tier lolcows for us, but how do we keep track of the common, trans-of-the-earth troons and their criminal acts That Never Happen?"

I drop my axe and respond "I got you, fam. Say hello to The Grand Map of Non-Happenings:"

Simply zoom in and click on a red tent to learn of the latest stunning and brave true woman and whatever criminal shenanigans she's been entirely unfairly accused of!

Best of all, it's crowdsourced, and you can submit your own stories That Never Happened right at the top of the map.

Enjoy!

 

[Frofo Baggis]

So a troon posted a video of themselves been "sir'd" in public by various service staff and then asking for their manager after it happens. This is nothing more than a power play from this freak.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

So a troon posted a video of themselves been "sir'd" in public by various wait staff and then asking for their manager after it happens. This is nothing more than a power play from this freak.

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So stunning and brave. She's braver than the Marines in correcting waiters and asking for their manger like a Karen.

I feel sorry for the waiters. Doing what you can for a living only for people like that guy to fuck you over because you misgendered them.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

So stunning and brave. She's braver than the Marines in correcting waiters and asking for their manger like a Karen.

I feel sorry for the waiters. Doing what you can for a living only for people like that guy to fuck you over because you misgendered them.

Keep fucking with waiters.
See what happens to your food.

 

[Mad_Dog]

I've never felt a troons moobs (fucking lol and bleergh) but I'd imagine they don't feel like boobs either, more like if you've ever groped a fat buddies man tits to annoy him, you can tell the difference between a dudes moobs and your wife/gf's tits, theres no structure to a fat dudes moobs, I'm betting a troons moobs feel more like the fat dude than a woman.

It is known that one can confuse belly rolls and boobs in the heat of the moment when hooking up with chunkier chicks. That said, I've never groped a fat man's chest, so I can't compare.

 

[Dave.]

Wow...

Why the fuck is ffxiv such a troon playground, it’s absolutely ruined the game

Narcs who want to discard their real life selves to become virtual e-thots. It's basically people who want to create their own dream girlfriend or idealized virtual model and use that as their identity rather than the one they have IRL which, considering that guy I just posted, is probably really fucking ugly and decimated by bad health decisions.

Also an aging fanbase going through a midlife crisis wanting to feel like teenagers in high school again.