More post-jail sightings megathread

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Fatty's been spotted at a Lynchburg Walmart without Flutter-Cabbage.

Looks like the health food kick is gone and he's got a cart full of Banquet Salisbury steaks.

Also, is he wearing some sort of corset? His torso abnormally thin and he's standing up straighter.

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ETA: From looking at Walmarts in Lynchburg, the one with floors that most looks like that picture is the one right next to Liberty University.

Gross, what a disgusting freak. His hairline is going so far back that he's beginning to look like a tranny version if Jimmy Neutron.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I don't think he's wearing a corset, I do think he's wearing shapeware, you know that stuff they sell to middle age women to give them the shape they used to have before middle age spread gets to them? Yea he's the sort of sucker who falls for it - there are ones you can by that "tuck and lift" a corset particularly one of the more traditional ones that give you more shape are well out of his comfort zone.

I can understand the difference but at the same time, it's basically the same thing in concept. The important thing is I think we all are in agreement that he's definitely wearing something under that shirt to contain the body fat.

Naturally, it just makes him look that much more unnatural as a result.

I honestly think that was the Least Worst Option, it's what most people would have wanted if he scated on the Teflon Tard rule he seems to have as default when it comes to the law, I wanted him to get wearhoused somewhere where he was kept away from enablers an trolls and him to just fade into obscurity and the odd photo or leaked email etc gives us infrequent updates but nope - He looks to be doped up and let loose into society once again.

Such is the problem with Chris. He's perfectly balanced between a harmless moron who keeps to himself, while at the same time crossing over into being a real problem to innocent people on occasion such that he needs to be supervised.

But he crosses over to the latter so infrequently that he isn't enough of a problem for the state to consider taking him out of the general public for good. It may be that in the end, he either forces the state to do something or gets himself killed, but this story will not have a happy ending regardless.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I can understand the difference but at the same time, it's basically the same thing in concept. The important thing is I think we all are in agreement that he's definitely wearing something under that shirt to contain the body fat.

Naturally, it just makes him look that much more unnatural as a result.

That's because those garments are made for women not obese transvestites looking for their next sa target.

"Mudder always told me to wear da SKIMS by Kim Kardashian to get dat girlish figure all the boys love."

 

[Forgotten Beast]

It seems Chris is taking more Padawans into his care.

If he starts teaching his apprentices the power of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, we're fucked.

 

[maguyver16]

My God, either Flutters Derp is like 4 ft 9 or Chris is fucking 6'9.

Chris is around 5'10, so his gf is just small

Wouldn't be surprised if Chris was too much even for the butterfaced retard.

I don't think anyone can handle or stand being with Chris.

Just the smell alone, imagine living around that smell, waking up next to that smell

Woo-oo that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Woo-oo that smell
The smell of Axe surrounds you

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris is around 5'10, so his gf is just small

Ohh, I'm liking this less and less.

 

[Rupin]

Ohh, I'm liking this less and less.

They are going to be coming to Chris in droves soon If his streams keep going the way they did last night. God I hate this new generation of Chris fans/weens.

 

[King Kiwi]

They are going to be coming to Chris in droves soon If his streams keep going the way they did last night. God I hate this new generation of Chris fans/weens.

Oh, no one likes new generations. The sacred Kiwi elders shall converge and convene to discuss and scathingly pick apart the young bucks.

 

[justakiwi69]

Oh, no one likes new generations. The sacred Kiwi elders shall converge and convene to discuss and scathingly pick apart the young bucks.

perhaps breaking them is in order to put them in line

 

[30+GameOvers]

You got to wonder just how getting photographed like some wild beast literally every time he goes to the shart mart became an everyday routine for him. Pretty fucked up to think about if it happened to you, but then again what is normal about this tard in the first place?
I guess it's funny how this became so common place that you don't even see Chris being concerned or even paying attention to the ween, it's the black woman that's looking at the camera. I wonder if she knows who's right behind her, or why people are taking snaps in broad daylight?

 

[A Grey Cat]

He did have a look of concern in one of those photos, and he has acsess to the internet unrestricted again it wouldn't surprise me if he's lurking on his own board again and is well aware of how much of a candid photo op he's become since leaving the joint. How long before chris starts covering his face every time he sees someone pointing a phone in his direction?even if they arent taking a snapshot of him?

 

[Executive Petrel]

Fatty's been spotted at a Lynchburg Walmart without Flutter-Cabbage.

Looks like the health food kick is gone and he's got a cart full of Banquet Salisbury steaks.

Also, is he wearing some sort of corset? His torso abnormally thin and he's standing up straighter.

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ETA: From looking at Walmarts in Lynchburg, the one with floors that most looks like that picture is the one right next to Liberty University.

Grab & what?
I'd rather not grab, thanks for the kind offer.

 

[888Flux]

They are going to be coming to Chris in droves soon If his streams keep going the way they did last night. God I hate this new generation of Chris fans/weens.

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[Carl Brutanadilewski]

She has lost weight and your unable to deal with it.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

At least you reminded us about what an absolute unit that tard is.

My God, either Flutters Derp is like 4 ft 9 or Chris is fucking 6'9.

I can't imagine what it is to try to duck out of his bear trap of a "hug".

Damn.

Chris's height is about the only thing normal about him. He's just under 6 feet tall and a lot of people expect him to be shorter, and he's definitely taller than most women. If Chris were employable, female coworkers might ask him to get things off high shelves and lift heavy things. I'm about his height and that's been my experience.

Flutter is definitely quite short, possibly a little under 5 feet.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I had a horrible thought: What if Chris finally bought or made that one piece Neptunia skin tight torso thing?

While Chris has some limited sewing ability, I think building the costume is too much work for him. His plan was to commission it and have it ready prior to going to Everfree Northwest. It would likely cost a lot of money, but he did claim to have found someone to make some parts of the costume.

 

[King Kiwi]

While Chris has some limited sewing ability, I think building the costume is too much work for him. His plan was to commission it and have it ready prior to going to Everfree Northwest. It would likely cost a lot of money, but he did claim to have found someone to make some parts of the costume.

Nightmare fuel recalibrated.

 

[Optimus Prime]

She has lost weight and your unable to deal with it.

He sure as fuck seems to be working hard to gain all the weight lost from two years in jail, though. Nothing but fucking microwave meals and zero physical exercise is going to make short work of it.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

She has lost weight and your unable to deal with it.

I bet you find Christine attractive now that she cam see her own cocktail weenie.

 

[BScCollateral]

She has lost weight and your unable to deal with it.

Real life grades on spelling. "You're."