Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

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"frankly because I read that discord... and it was... I-I don't know what's the word... frankly it was... I don't know what's the word."

damn bro...
if only there was a word for people who hate jews and want them dead...
man I'm just thinking for minutes and nothing comes to mind...
I think there's still hope for Ethan. But he needs to realize that his true opinion should matter more to him than anyone else's opinion of what he should think. You only have one life, what kind of life are you living if you're dancing to the tune of someone else? And for what? Love? That love is fake love if you're not showing the real you. Money? Ethan you are already rich, you have nothing to prove. In fact, you were already rich before you sold your soul. Your wife and children are provided for, even your (idiot) parents. You complain about mental health, but you were happy in Israel when the bombs were going off in the distance when you made your videos with Sean and Hila. Because that was real. You are unhappy because you are not you.
 
a recent h3h3 hate sub (/r/h3snark) popped up due to lefties falling out with h3h3 over Ethan's pro-Israel stance and one person has it figured out that noted IDF super soldier Hila "Kid Blaster" Klein was in fact the Jewish Oskar Dirlewanger.

During the H3 Podcast Episode 33 Ethan interviews Hila about her time in the IDF. Hila says that she was first given a desk job but had then requested to be placed with a brigade because she thought it was too boring and she wasnted to do something more exciting.

Hila eventually joined the Kfir Brigade, more specifically the Duchifat Battalion. This video gives you an idea of what these battalions are like and how they view themselves as this video was shot and edited by one of their soldiers: More information on the Brigade and Battalion: Kfir Brigade & Duchifat Battalion.

During the podcast Hila says she doesn't know what her position was called but that she worked directly under the "main officer". Ethan then suggests she might have been a secretary. However, this isn't true. Hila was actually a corporal in the Duchifat Battalion and had completed at least 8 months of combat training.
The first bit of proof we have for this is Hila's beret. In order for IDF soldiers in the Kfir Battalion to earn their spotted beret they must complete 8 months of combat training and must march 70km.

Here Hila can be seen with the beret tucked under her jacket's shoulder strap.

Hila can also been seen with a beret here but it is the standard IDF "general corps" green and not the multi spotted Kfir Battalion beret. Based off this we can conclude that these photos we most commonly see of Hila serving were all taken in the first few months.

[EDIT: adding more information]
Not everyone in the Kfir Brigade is awarded the multi-coloured camo beret. Here you can see members of the Brigade, most of which do not have that beret but the standard green one instead.

Hila's photo's that were in the "How We Met At The Holocaust Museum" video show that Hila had the rank of Corporal. However, although this sounds significant it probably isn't as it seems to be a rank given automatically to soldiers after a set nr of months and she probably reached an even higher rank than this before leaving the army.

Sources: https://military-history.fandom.com/wiki/Israel_Defense_Forces_ranks https://www.militaer-wissen.de/ranks-of-the-israeli-army/?lang=en

Next is a photo of another woman who was in the same brigade Hila was in; the Kfir Brigade. You can see that it's the same patch and that it's the same as shown in the examples in the previous links.

Hila claims that she only posed with other soldier's firearms for photos and that she had a non active role in the army. In reality, the army doesn't hand out stripes, berets, or pins for fashion reasons. Hila earned those and was at the very least trained in combat.
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elsewhere on the sub, another user poster suggests Hila was in this war crime brigade.
 
>Hila eventually joined the Kfir Brigade, more specifically the Duchifat Battalion.

:story:
FAT, just like Ethan Klein.

According to wikipedo:
The Duchifat Battalion (94th Battalion) was established in 1984 as an anti-tank unit. After its establishment, the level of professional training rose. Basic training is carried out at the Paratroopers training base and includes antitank warfare, navigation and advanced infantry training.

The battalion specializes in urban combat. Maneuvers include counter-terror operations, apprehension of terrorists, patrols, manning checkpoints and regular security activities.[1]

From 1984 to 2006, the soldiers wore red boots – symbolizing their affiliation with the paratroopers – and at the same time, a black beret – as part of an armoured division – with an infantry pin. The unit's flag was similar to the paratroopers' flag – red and white.

In 2008, Duchifat was selected to receive the Chief of Staff Prize for its outstanding service.[2]

Sven's clip is probably under-exaggerated. How many innocent Palestinians did Hila mow down in her tanks, I mean, during "regular security checks"?

The main perpetrators of crimes against Palestinians belong to the Kfir infantry brigade, according to statistics on Military Police investigations, which the Israel Defense Forces provided to the human rights organization Yesh Din.
Hila "Pally Infant Kila" Klein
Hila "Total Pally Death" Klein
Hila "Gaza Shoah" Klein
 
hila makes fun of mr beast
ethan calls jimmy a retard without saying the word retard
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I had to just stop the clip entirely when Ethan was about to say “I don’t think he really understands how to be with women” or whatever gay neolib simp shit he was gonna say.

It’s rich that this faggot is not only saying that Mr Beast is socially “inept” but that he’s bad with women…coming from the fat impotent pants-shidder who literally was making fun of his friends girlfriend for having “AI generated nudes” of herself broadcasted on a livestream. Then he goes and plays some sappy slow lounge piano version of an Xmas song while “reacting” to her bawling her eyes out about the entire internet seeing her “AI generated nudes” so he can get some kind of comedic effect going while he giggles like a gay middle schooler who just heard the word “erect” in a read-aloud book during English class or something.

This dumb faggot has no self awareness at all and I’m not even a Mr Beast fan. It really goes a long way to explaining how he had a full breakdown over his Hamas Piker audience turning on him for not having the approved views and opinions on Gaza. It just boils down to a severe and very chronic lack of self awareness and humility.
 
It’s rich that this faggot is not only saying that Mr Beast is socially “inept” but that he’s bad with women…coming from the fat impotent pants-shidder who literally was making fun of his friends girlfriend for having “AI generated nudes” of herself broadcasted on a livestream. Then he goes and plays some sappy slow lounge piano version of an Xmas song while “reacting” to her bawling her eyes out about the entire internet seeing her “AI generated nudes” so he can get some kind of comedic effect going while he giggles like a gay middle schooler who just heard the word “erect” in a read-aloud book during English class or something.
what stands out more to me is hila's faggot zoomer lingo she wants to use

"it's giving..... red flags"

hila, you are 35 fucking years old. stop trying to talk like you're half your age.

it almost makes me sad because i enjoyed hila when she was a timid gorl who was ethan's camerawoman. she was funny when she was but now she's just a ball gagger for their fans
 
I had to just stop the clip entirely when Ethan was about to say “I don’t think he really understands how to be with women” or whatever gay neolib simp shit he was gonna say.

It’s rich that this faggot is not only saying that Mr Beast is socially “inept” but that he’s bad with women…coming from the fat impotent pants-shidder who literally was making fun of his friends girlfriend for having “AI generated nudes” of herself broadcasted on a livestream. Then he goes and plays some sappy slow lounge piano version of an Xmas song while “reacting” to her bawling her eyes out about the entire internet seeing her “AI generated nudes” so he can get some kind of comedic effect going while he giggles like a gay middle schooler who just heard the word “erect” in a read-aloud book during English class or something.

This dumb faggot has no self awareness at all and I’m not even a Mr Beast fan. It really goes a long way to explaining how he had a full breakdown over his Hamas Piker audience turning on him for not having the approved views and opinions on Gaza. It just boils down to a severe and very chronic lack of self awareness and humility.
you can really tell how insecure people on that side of politics are with women because anytime they happen to find some war crime committing weirdo to touch them they suddenly forget how awkward and unattractive they really are and think they talk down to anyone, usually by just parroting feminist talking points or putting down other men for no reason in apropos of nothing for an ego boost.

saw that in this niche genre of troon twitter posts too, they get comfy being seen by some as women instead of men like they really are so they just shit all over people like stereotypical mean girls towards men with any sort of issue to fit in with girls, even though they themselves had the same problem (and being real probably made them troon out in the first place)

real crabs in the bucket insecure shit that i think just perfectly summarizes the left now, nothing higher to aim for just grift off the remains of civilization and just shit on people instead of building yourself up, instead of being genuinely kind try to position yourself on the right side of trends to use morality as a cudgel in the game of thrones for clout and social acceptance.
 
Hasn't Ozempic been shown to have some bad side effects? I seem to recall violent shitting being one of them. It wouldn't surprise me if Ethan's attempt to shortcut his weight loss is wrecking his body; it's not like he's ever been a paragon of health, after all.
Some of the scary side effects of Ozempic boiled down to it making you lose your appetite and it slowing down your digestion so you don't feel like eating as quickly. Stuff like diarrhea would come from radically changing your diet and would wear off pretty quickly.

The thing is it has you cut back on food so much that you're almost anorexic for the time you're on it. That does have some negative effects, but it seems like it's usually outweighed by the weight loss.
 
listen you idiots, Israelis don't put women in combat brigades for raids.

All the palestinian children Hila killed were not under military orders, that was done for her own personal pleasure
While the veracity of that reddit thread is questionable (not enough war crimes imo), I do find it amusing when the hyper online left eats their own in this specific way. Here we have a detailed effort post making connections with publically available but sometimes obscure information regarding a Person of Interest, and speculating and snarking on it together. Does that sound familiar? These same H3 fans/Hasan fags gave unconditional support to keffals.

What's the next step, reddit Comrads? Should we find Hila's mom's address to make sure she's not colonizing any righteous Palestinian land?
 
Just saw this on twitter, looks like Leftovers will be on an indefinite pause.
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Goddamn I love it when the commies turn on eachother. It’s been well overdue but I would almost dare to say the wait was worth it.

Now we just wait for the ozempic to put Ethan in the hospital, or the antidepressants to help Ethan finally an hero. As for Hamas Piker, I guess eventually he would continue his slow (?) downward spiral and hopefully his radically retarded takes and opinions end up getting used against him, similar to how Daily Mail finally published an article about Hasan that wasn’t outright fellating him.
 
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