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I don't even get the endgame here. Surely they (Praetor) must realize that the type of content they've been forcing him to pump out isn't sustainable. The zoomer morons that discovered Chris via the Geno doc or whatever, the same ones who are donating money during these streams and buying the Etsy shit, are going to get bored really quickly by these schizophrenic diatribes. The novelty is going to dry up immediately. At that point, what good is Chris to them?
 
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In the first live stream, didn't the superchat donations seem to be moderated or was it broken? It didn't seem that all donations had a pop up or am I mistaken?
 
Optimus Prime said:
And going off of the one letter from jail, I would be confident in saying he thinks that when Barb dies, he'll still get the house. He isn't, of course.
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I hope they ultimately have to drag him out kicking and screaming when he tries to move back in then. And then he assaults an officer in a tard rage and finally actually gets a real prison sentence.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
The etsy shop numbers says it has generated 6 figures of income selling soda wrappers, scribblings, and rocks from 14BC.

I think you underestimate how many retards are willing to give Chris/Praetor money, whether that's to "troll" him on stream or to buy actual garbage and dirt. The etsy shop is now entirely sold out of soda+junk food wrappers, dirt from 14BC, and Medallions. Lots of the scribblings have been purchased or are reserved, at an insane price. Sure everything doesn't last forever, but Caden has already made a cool 6 figures and will easily pull down another 6 figures before the well dries up. There's too many fucking retards on this planet.

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It's always nice to bring a nice piece of Virginia back home.
 
Optimus Prime said:
He never would sell 14BC. For better or worse, that place is part of his identity, even moreso ever since he started calling it the 'sonichu temple' because of-fucking-course.

And going off of the one letter from jail, I would be confident in saying he thinks that when Barb dies, he'll still get the house. He isn't, of course.
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I would love to see Chris's live reaction to the bank getting the house when Barb's gone.
 
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ABE LINN COHN said:
I'm sure a lot of the donos are going to get chargebacked.
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I thought about that as a potential way trolls could fuck with Chris, but checking the Streamlabs URL, the only payment option available is Paypal. I don't know about donations, but in my experience as a buyer with Paypal is that chargebacks are hellish compared to credit cards. A credit card dispute almost is always in your favor as a buyer unless you're committing "friendly fraud". You get your money back right away, the seller incurs fees on top of losing out on the transaction, and also potentially loses the cost of the product or labor as well.

With Paypal your transaction just kinda goes into arbitration and then Paypal makes a decision for you. I don't think you'd have a good chance of getting your $5 back after making a donation where noting is expected in return. I guess you could initiate the process just to fuck with Chris but I've essentially lost Paypal disputes where the seller didn't even respond (and it was cheaper to cut my losses than to mail the product back at cost much higher than the initial purchase because it was an international order).

The expectation for places that accept credit cards is that less than 1% of their transactions end up as chargebacks. I suppose Paypal implements something similar, if enough people did charrgebacks it could potentially lock up the account for at least a while. You'd still have to give Chris at least a dollar, also give them / Praetor your email and maybe name, and potentially risk getting your own Paypal account fucked with too if the whole thing backfires.
 
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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
Chris is a true gooner. Only a gooner would rape their mother ane only a true gooner would donate to a mother rapist. Chrid could murder, violate, and dismembered a toddler and his audience wouldn't turn against him. This is how you can tell only sickos fallow him.
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That's how you know not only is Chris old he's been put of the loop. Knows nothing about how since his arrest the word coomer has been replaced by gooner all cue of goonclown
 
I didn't think that Chris Chan's orbiters would ever be even worse for a minute. It feels like only yesterday when the worst of the trolls Chris would get would be some underage weens who would scream "JULAAAY" over the phone, now Chris is something of a celebrity revered by zoomers, and a fellow degenerate to troons/gooners. Chris wasn't the alpha lolcow, he was the progenitor of a completely new genre of human trash, well ahead of his time.
As much as I hate Preator, at least they're making money off of this. Good for them, Chris only deserves to be taken advantage of(lest he starts taking advantage of other people again) and idiots who pay for this (literal) garbage deserve to be parted with their money.
 
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Bearmumrik said:
I hope Chris at least gets to keep most of the cash Praetor is helping him make.
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I recall in old chats that it was around 10% that Chris made based on him getting 400 dollars after the Etsy made 6k in profits. Etsy takes 7% as well. The store has made about $150k up to this point so assuming Praetor has kept that percentage then Etsy takes $11k, Chris gets $14k and Praetor makes $125k.

I don't think Chris really has a clue what is going on or what is even being sold and just goes along with it because he gets some money out of it. For the most part Chris just has to sign those generic certificates of authenticity and then Praetor will think of random things to tape them onto whether it be "mass produced" clay medallions that they make in their kitchens, empty cans of soda to actual dirt and rocks they picked off the ground.

At first you feel bad for Chris being taken advantage of but then you realize that Chris is incredibly lazy so if you just look at it as a 10% royalty it's more than Chris would have made if he was running the store himself. He also raped his mom.
 
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Kirby said:
The store has made about $150k up to this point so assuming Praetor has kept that percentage then Etsy takes $11k, Chris gets $14k and Praetor makes $125k.
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Are you serious? Still a faggot but is that how much Caden and co. has made?
 
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