Containment Random Chris Updates

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
The etsy shop numbers says it has generated 6 figures of income selling soda wrappers, scribblings, and rocks from 14BC.

I think you underestimate how many retards are willing to give Chris/Praetor money, whether that's to "troll" him on stream or to buy actual garbage and dirt. The etsy shop is now entirely sold out of soda+junk food wrappers, dirt from 14BC, and Medallions. Lots of the scribblings have been purchased or are reserved, at an insane price. Sure everything doesn't last forever, but Caden has already made a cool 6 figures and will easily pull down another 6 figures before the well dries up. There's too many fucking retards on this planet.

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It depends imo. If Praetor is smart they'll give Chris free reign in tweeting and making content he himself wants to or drama he unintentionally creates. Chris being controlled is obvious and will get boring, so they'll have to let the beast off the leash a little for some classic Chris content.

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If those retards are gonna throw pennies at him could they at least make him say free Palestine or something?
 
Bearmumrik said:
He must have about $70 in donations in less than 10 minutes, crazy. He doesn't even answer them.
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Barbs klit donated 1 dollar....OK that was funny too bad lardass didn't comment on it. Aside that this is the same boring merge cope bs he was using to compensate for how sad and pathetic his 43 trips around the sun have been.
 
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Bearmumrik said:
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Can't even watch this shit:

-He's boring as fuck

-It's all too surreal seeing 1k+ people tuning in for this

-Chat filled with dumbass meme spammers just sending the same joke over and over and over and over thinking it's HI-LAR-IOUS

-Who the FUCK donates/subscribes to this shit?

I'll happily await the abridged version, but the brief part I saw had him talking about two Sonichus eating "brekky" before some refreshing Yoga exercises, all while chat just spammed "JULAAAAAY."

Shoutout to the one dude who asked Chris if he was willing to speak out in support of the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned though. You aight.
 
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Bearmumrik said:
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Thank you TND_1488 for the 1$ donation.

The amount of weens in the stream is kidna sad, but some of the donation names and messages are hilarious.
Kudos to whoever would archive the stream after in case when it ends. Would do it myself, but my secondary drive and I don't really have space do to that.
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